Please wash your hands after taking a shit. You're fucking disgusting.

Thank you.

9/28/2009 12:06:01 PM

dont mess with texas

9/28/2009 12:06:43 PM

There are way too many people who think it is ok to use the bathroom and not wash their hands in general.

9/28/2009 12:07:05 PM

worst professional sports team name evar

9/28/2009 12:08:56 PM

ATTENTION TEXANS:

thanks for losing yesterday you stupid fucks

9/28/2009 12:09:24 PM

If I don't see visible dook residue, I don't wash

9/28/2009 12:11:01 PM

do black people shit white?

9/28/2009 12:15:35 PM

yes

9/28/2009 12:16:28 PM

see, I learned something new today

9/28/2009 12:16:53 PM

ATTENTION TEXANS


58 degrees does not constitute "COLD"

10/9/2009 10:08:38 PM

paging NCSUWolfy

10/9/2009 10:13:39 PM

HOLY SHIT some motherfucker has their A/C running.

10/9/2009 10:16:26 PM

Are all of your exans Texans?

10/9/2009 10:17:25 PM

they really need a Spock eyebrow-raise smiley on here.

10/9/2009 10:19:08 PM

60 degrees tonight and i busted a long sleeve shirt

AND an optional jacket

cant wait to turn the AC off for several months

10/10/2009 12:41:47 AM

It's 55 degrees here. I just saw someone walk by in one of those thug-style heavy jackets. Srsly?

10/10/2009 11:46:56 AM

10/10/2009 11:48:25 AM

10/10/2009 11:53:42 AM

THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

10/10/2009 11:56:23 AM

^i was JUST about to post that

10/10/2009 11:57:46 AM

this only happens in Texas

10/10/2009 12:01:09 PM

typically I dont wash after a piss. after a shit, its pretty much mandatory

10/10/2009 1:10:32 PM

ATTENTION TEXANS

FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET AFTER YOU HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT

10/23/2009 10:46:24 AM

ATTENTION TEXANS

SAM'S CLUB AND WAL-MART ARE THE SAME COMPANY. PLEASE LEARN TO READ.

10/24/2009 3:21:11 PM

Dallas Texans or Houston Texans?

10/24/2009 3:24:18 PM

attention texans: thanks for ruining texas outside of austin

10/24/2009 3:25:50 PM

personally i tend to not piss on myself.. and well, the faucet handle in a public restroom is a lot nastier than my dick. so why am i washing my hands again?

i can even manage to not get shit on myself as well, sometimes

OMG

10/24/2009 3:25:58 PM

10/24/2009 3:49:30 PM

ATTN TEXANS:

BBQ THREAD

10/24/2009 3:52:10 PM

what a sickly looking horse

10/24/2009 4:00:23 PM

ATTENTION TEXANS

PUT A FUCKING BASEMENT IN THE ALAMO

10/24/2009 4:25:04 PM

Quote :

"If I don't see visible dook residue, I don't wash"

that's fucking gross

10/24/2009 5:27:22 PM

CLOSE THAT QUOTE FOOL!

10/24/2009 5:27:52 PM

ATTENTION TEXANS

HUSHPUPPIES SHOULD HAVE MORE CORNMEAL IN THEM

10/24/2009 9:16:06 PM

ATTENTION TEXANS

LONG HAIR ON MEN IS NOT A FASHION TREND THAT SHOULD BE REVIVED

11/5/2009 9:25:01 AM

i never do

11/5/2009 9:26:59 AM

^ wouldnt surprise me

11/5/2009 9:36:23 AM

then i go touch all the sugar packets by the coffee maker

11/5/2009 9:37:00 AM

blocked

11/5/2009 9:42:34 AM

dickwad

11/5/2009 9:43:03 AM

you can thank me later

11/5/2009 9:44:48 AM

11/5/2009 10:07:43 AM

ATTENTION TEXANS

YES A TERRORIST THING HAPPENED NEAR HERE. PLEASE STOP FLIPPING OUT NOW.

11/5/2009 10:20:16 PM

wowwwwwww. too soon????? NEVER

11/5/2009 10:22:49 PM

Quote :

"There are way too many people who think it is ok to use the bathroom and not wash their hands in general."

You are a bitch. I don't piss on my hands so why should i wash them?

Am i the only person that will wash there hands because someone else is in the bathroom? If there is no one else there i won't wash my hands but if someone else is there I somewhat feel obligated to.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 12:22 AM. Reason : `]

11/6/2009 12:19:15 AM

you can't brag about the weather in texas if you live in a shit hole like houston

only people in austin have a right to brag

11/6/2009 12:21:42 AM

parts of houston are ok

but just ok

11/6/2009 12:25:54 AM

yeah and you have to wade through shit to get to them

11/6/2009 12:27:07 AM

in all fairness though i think pittsburgh may be one of my least favorite places on the globe

11/6/2009 12:28:00 AM

pittsburgh takes a bit of getting used to, but the people here are pretty awesome at least

11/6/2009 12:28:42 AM