It started off normally. I woke up, grabbed a shower, got dressed, and headed off to work. About 10 minutes into my drive, I realized that something was off...

I ate breakfast at work, like I usually do. Something still felt wrong. After breakfast, I went to take a whiz, and it was then that I discovered that I had put my boxer shorts on BACKWARDS. It was horrible!

I couldn't use the hole that's normally in the front of my boxer shorts to piss, so I had to pee out from under my boxer short leg all day.

I couldn't just take my pants off and correct the situation, so all day I was horribly uncomfortable.


I need a hug

9/29/2009 7:09:36 PM

*hug*

9/29/2009 7:10:11 PM

so your pants were welded on?

9/29/2009 7:10:36 PM

Why couldn't you use a stall to correct this?

Why couldn't you lower the waist band?

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM. Reason : ]

9/29/2009 7:10:49 PM

I hope you at least made the best of the situation by dumping thru the pee hole

9/29/2009 7:11:01 PM

that would just be awkward, ok?!

9/29/2009 7:11:57 PM

you'll be in my prayers, EMCE

9/29/2009 7:12:02 PM

the worst part of it all is my initial thought when discovering I had no dong hole in my boxer shorts...

my first thought wasn't "damn, I must have put them on backwards"

my first thought was "wtf?! Did I buy defective boxer shorts? Noooo, I've worn these before. But where is the hole?"

9/29/2009 7:14:24 PM

9/29/2009 7:14:32 PM

what did you eat for breakfast?

9/29/2009 7:41:54 PM

you got outsmarted by underwear, dog.

9/29/2009 7:42:31 PM

wait . . . this has been done before . . .

9/29/2009 7:42:36 PM

Today, we all are EMCEs

9/29/2009 7:42:50 PM

I hate when I forget my belt. Do you have any idea how dorky it looks to tuck your shirt in with no belt?

9/29/2009 7:43:33 PM

^^^^^ cranberry muffin, two red delicious apples, water, milk

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 7:44 PM. Reason : carat]

9/29/2009 7:43:56 PM

no, seriously, some girl was whining about her cell phone being wet and being rained on. I'm sure someone could find it in a search.

9/29/2009 8:00:49 PM

I really don't remember

9/29/2009 8:01:48 PM

Your story is undeniably more horrific.

9/29/2009 8:09:08 PM

What a weird coincidence. I, too, put my boxers on backwards today. I simply stay dehydrated to avoid urinating, but now I'm thirsty, lethargic, and tired.

9/29/2009 8:41:00 PM

i used to do that all the time when i was on xanax benders

that and sleep in the closet and soil myself

9/29/2009 8:42:05 PM

TMI jackleg.
TMI.

9/29/2009 8:43:40 PM

oh come on do you think i'd really post something true about myself

9/29/2009 8:45:32 PM

Also, *hug*.

9/29/2009 8:46:03 PM

i never use the wee hole. it just feels wierd

9/29/2009 8:51:06 PM

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE

9/29/2009 8:53:05 PM

I also refuse to use the wee hole.

9/29/2009 8:54:42 PM

i dont think thats a wee hole, i think its zipper protection

9/29/2009 8:55:24 PM

You should have squatted to pee.

9/29/2009 9:01:00 PM

you make me giggle ECME

9/29/2009 9:47:39 PM

every time I sat down, my bum would feel weird, as would my crotch

I grimaced

9/29/2009 9:49:38 PM

Who really uses the wee hole? Seems too time consuming to flop it out through the hole. Dropping the waist band is the only way to go.

9/29/2009 9:51:14 PM

There's already a thread for this, attention whore.

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=572048

9/29/2009 9:51:19 PM

Quote :

"WEEKEND UPDATE HUMOR ITT"

9/29/2009 9:52:52 PM

Quote :

"Who really uses the wee hole? Seems too time consuming to flop it out through the hole. Dropping the waist band is the only way to go."

If you're dropping the waste band you're either making it more difficult (by having to pull it over the wasteband and hold the wasteband down) or you're wasting more time by undoing your belt and pants button.

You know you can just leave the button undone if the boxers have one, right?

9/29/2009 10:11:34 PM

this has been a very traumatic experience for me

9/29/2009 10:16:11 PM

Quote :

"DROPPED WASTE BAND"

9/29/2009 11:41:25 PM

nickelback?

9/29/2009 11:52:39 PM

9/30/2009 1:32:24 AM

tomorrow will be better.

9/30/2009 1:42:17 AM

I'm working on designing a plastic bracelet for this. Like "livestrong" but instead it will say "imtoostupidtodressmyselfright"

9/30/2009 2:36:43 AM

Quote :

"If you're dropping the waste band you're either making it more difficult (by having to pull it over the wasteband and hold the wasteband down) or you're wasting more time by undoing your belt and pants button."

people pull their dicks through an undone zipper with the button still fastened?
sounds like a recipe for disaster to me

9/30/2009 2:48:34 AM

9/30/2009 2:48:42 AM

Quote :

"people pull their dicks through an undone zipper with the button still fastened? sounds like a recipe for disaster to me"

I ain't Ron Jeremy, but if you're pissing all over yourself because of a fastened button then I feel for you.

I can't imagine what other problem you might encounter. Zipper damage is irrelevant to the button.

9/30/2009 2:57:55 AM

Quote :

"Zipper damage is irrelevant to the button."

unbuttoned, the zipper is nowhere near the relevant equipment & has your boxers as insulation
buttoned, you're actively poking/pulling through a 2 inch hole lined with jagged metal teeth

9/30/2009 3:36:18 AM

at least you didn't sodomize yourself by scratching your ass through the weinerhole

9/30/2009 3:42:03 AM

or did you???

9/30/2009 5:44:46 AM

I wore the same underwear today because I felt I owed myself a redo

I don't want these boxers to think they got the best of me...

9/30/2009 7:10:14 AM

9/30/2009 8:03:06 AM

RED

HEADED

STEPCHILD

9/30/2009 8:50:51 AM

Now when I want ketchup on my dog, I just call my dog. Thanks, dog! Woof.

9/30/2009 9:34:24 AM