Ok, so by the plethora of porn that you guys post on here, I figure that most of you watch it all the time. Personally, I just don't watch porn like that. It's just not my twist.

But I do watch it on occasion
So in an attempt to make my fellow TWWers as uncomfortable as possible, I'm going to delve into your personal life...

What are some of your turn offs when watching porn?


Here are some of mine... I can't come up with a rhyme or reason why:

-When the dude hocks a loogie onto the girl's twat or asshole for lubrication
-When the girl gags AND pukes
-When the vagina juice collects, cakes up, turns white, and is just sitting on the dude's balls




also, try to keep this thread as SFW as possible (hahah, yeah, I know that isn't going to happen). I have company over that probably wouldn't care for the contents of this thread if it involved pictures





[Edited on October 3, 2009 at 8:01 PM. Reason : thx smoothcrim]

10/3/2009 7:48:24 PM

you done fucked up. I think you meant NNSFW.

anyway,
when they slap the girl in the face or slap her titties
when the girl has fake lashes or horrid makeup
when they gape her asshole just so you can look at it
when the girl plays games with the cum in her mouth
when the girl makes incessant noise about how good it is, no matter how boring it is to watch
probly more to follow

10/3/2009 7:52:40 PM

Excessive slurping noises during BJ time

10/3/2009 7:53:52 PM

The cum bubbles
spitting, either on her puss or her spiiting on his dick
the close up of dudes ass while he's banging her doggy

10/3/2009 7:56:02 PM

When they focus too much on the penis
When they show the guy's face
When they show a POV from behind the guy, showing his ass and ball sack

Pretty much anything to do with dudes. He's there as a tool, not part of the fucking show as far as i'm concerned.

10/3/2009 7:56:07 PM

RIGHT when you're about to finish, camera switches to something like this...



every fuckin time

10/3/2009 7:59:30 PM

I hate it when threesomes go terribly wrong.

-The girl catches a load to the face, and dude # 1's goof juice of dripping off of her face, and onto dude # 2

I was watching a porn when this happened once. I stopped MID STROKE, turned off the porn, pulled my pants up, and just sat quietly pouting for about 2 minutes...

10/3/2009 7:59:53 PM

all the replies just disappeared



[Edited on October 3, 2009 at 8:01 PM. Reason : nm I just saw what you did there]

10/3/2009 8:00:55 PM

ghost edit FTL

10/3/2009 8:01:55 PM

I replied ITT

10/3/2009 8:02:02 PM

sorry about that guys

10/3/2009 8:03:16 PM

guys who talk way too much and are saying stuff that is either faggy or not stupid enough.

Either say "droppin loads" every 2 seconds or shut your mouth.

When the camera guy gets some shitty angle where you can barely even see the chick and it stays like that for like 30 seconds.

Porn without a camera guy, or porn where the dude is the camera guy. I have to be able to see like 90% of the chick or i guess 90% of 50% of the chick since its not like some weird 3d virtual reality or this shits not going down.

Guys eating pussy.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 3, 2009 at 8:04 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2009 8:03:51 PM

when someone walks into the room

10/3/2009 8:04:00 PM

·spitting into vaginas
·girls gagging on dongs
·anything involving buttholes
·the dude makes way too much noise
·the girl sounds like an animal being slaughtered

10/3/2009 8:04:02 PM

any time there is not snowballing going on

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/3/2009 8:05:40 PM

when the camera man talks and basically tells them what to do (more of a reality porn like bang bus type thing)

10/3/2009 8:07:26 PM

bush

which rules out all japanese porn

10/3/2009 8:22:20 PM

crazy bulky dudes pounding 90 pound girls

wait

10/3/2009 8:25:46 PM

- socks
- noisy uh uh uh bitchs
- condoms

10/3/2009 8:29:31 PM

dudes

10/3/2009 8:30:54 PM

-Girls with ugly/over made up faces, it happens a lot, i guess porn producers just look at the body
-Aforementioned under the guy's ass shots from behind.

10/3/2009 8:42:37 PM

Quote :

"when someone walks into the room"

Winner
/thread

10/3/2009 8:49:07 PM

ripples in fake titties.

10/3/2009 9:11:18 PM

a) when I know the girl is dead (and by dead I mean murdered)

b) when I know that the chick is now completely drugged out and fucked up looking

c) c-scars

10/3/2009 9:11:53 PM

when there are multiple penises involved

10/3/2009 9:49:57 PM

turnoffs not turn ons...

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/3/2009 11:09:33 PM

Quote :

"when they slap the girl in the face or slap her titties"

That is the best part.

10/3/2009 11:42:45 PM

i don't like seeing cum, i don't like seeing them shoot it in her mouth or watching her push it out of her puss

10/3/2009 11:58:09 PM

Quote :

"when I know the girl is dead (and by dead I mean murdered)"

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/snuff.asp

10/4/2009 12:04:13 AM

^ weirdo


my only one is when the girl appears to be enjoying it, takes all the fun out

10/4/2009 12:04:42 AM

I hate when a girl smacks herself - I find that painful to watch

10/4/2009 12:06:00 AM

Quote :

"my only one is when the man appears to be enjoying it, takes all the fun out"

Fixed that for you.

10/4/2009 12:08:05 AM

oh shit, did I mistype that? I did!

10/4/2009 12:08:58 AM

10/4/2009 12:10:21 AM

I don't like ugly dudes. I don't care how big his dick is if he looks like Ron Jeremy it is a turn off
Bad boob jobs ...I like big natural boobs
Really skinny chicks
The above mentioned behind the balls shot and slapping a woman in the face

10/4/2009 12:12:01 AM

Porn in general.

10/4/2009 12:16:21 AM

Glad to see I'm not the only one who doesn't like sock wearers in porn.

10/4/2009 3:48:01 AM

too much cum spraying her in the face... it's kinda disgusting if it's a cum torrent.

10/4/2009 7:38:32 AM

Quote :

"MEAT GAZERS ITT"

10/4/2009 10:32:16 AM

^ fucking fail

10/4/2009 10:33:04 AM

when someone farts

10/4/2009 10:35:18 AM

Quote :

"Either say "droppin loads" every 2 seconds or shut your mouth."

haha

10/4/2009 10:35:46 AM

Obligatory IASIP quotes of relevance:

"...its like that horrible angle in porn where its just balls slapping ass and its like [SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP]" - Mac

"You should see Frank’s balls. They’re like planets." - Charlie

10/4/2009 1:14:07 PM

seriously, you people hate most of the things that are good in porn... just having a "hot chick" stopped being enough about a decade ago

10/4/2009 1:21:57 PM

Girls making orgasm noises during titty fucking.

10/4/2009 1:50:37 PM

Ha. JB likes to see the close up of some dudes ass

10/4/2009 1:55:33 PM

good thing I didnt say that or it might be true

10/4/2009 1:56:00 PM

Quote :

"Bad boob jobs ...I like big natural boobs"

I also hate the shit where the dude steps on her head as he's fuckin her. Is there anyone on this earth that actually fucks like that? If I tried that on a chick, I'd probably ruin it by laughing my ass off. I just don't get it. A lot of this brutal shit becoming more and more common in porn these days is just plain confusing. Though I have to admit, I occasionally do find the slapping stuff funny. The spitting is pretty gross.

DP is a turnoff. I don't wanna even fantasize about tappin that with another guy around.

Watching the spunk ooze out of her vag or ass after a creampie is a turnoff. Wipe that shit up before it gets on the sheets anymore than it already has.

It's also a turnoff when the camera guy can't seem to get out of the penetration close-up shot. I don't just want to see a pole repeatedly jamming itself into a hole. If that was the case, I would be jerking off to engine pistons or oil rigs.

Foot jobs. Why?

10/4/2009 2:39:26 PM

Quote :

"Watching the spunk ooze out of her vag or ass after a creampie is a turnoff. Wipe that shit up before it gets on the sheets anymore than it already has."

HAHA OMG THEY'RE RUINING THE SHEETS!!!

10/4/2009 5:33:45 PM

I'd imagine blowing your load is a turn off, but i dont practice MB or porn

10/4/2009 5:45:30 PM