Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
He loves to watch the magic happen when I try at home.
10/26/2009 7:35:02 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
that's why we got a second dog. so they could watch each other poop instead of me. 10/26/2009 7:36:15 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
i would watch you poop
not really though, not that i don't think that you pooping be hot for people who are into that stuff though
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 7:38 PM. Reason : ] 10/26/2009 7:37:06 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
my cat likes to have pet-me time when i'm on the toilet. it's amusing. *grunt* *SPLASH* *prrrrrrrrrr* 10/26/2009 7:37:26 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89860 Posts user info edit post |
this is just karma coming around
I'm sure you stare at him when you take him for a walk, and he poops too 10/26/2009 7:38:00 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
"excuse me human--light a match" 10/26/2009 7:38:30 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
LOL...A+ thread 10/26/2009 7:38:33 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89860 Posts user info edit post |
^^ hahaha 10/26/2009 7:39:00 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my cat likes to have pet-me time when i'm on the toilet. it's amusing. *grunt* *SPLASH* *prrrrrrrrrr*" |
Danes do this thing where they back up to you and rest their butt on you like they're lap dogs. He backed in and did that to me once when I was on the john. I wanted to yell at him but I was laughing too hard.
Quote : | "I'm sure you stare at him when you take him for a walk, and he poops too" |
I give him space while I wait with my plastic bag. I don't get in his face and ask him how the book is coming.
[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 7:46 PM. Reason : too not to]10/26/2009 7:46:00 PM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
This is totally why I close the door whenever I'm at any such place that has dogs, even if I'm by myself.
Animals tend to be curious when you go and do anything at all. 10/26/2009 7:50:20 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 38016 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm sure you stare at him when you take him for a walk, and he poops too" |
haha when i have dogs or am taking care of a friends, i always look away when they poop. i feel like they deserve their dignity10/26/2009 7:52:16 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^ those dogs will poop anywhere. dignity isn't a problem for them. 10/26/2009 8:05:27 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
If I close the door he just sits outside and cries. 10/26/2009 8:05:44 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
your dog doesn't care if you're BM'ing or not, he just wants your attention. you're a captive audience on the pot. 10/26/2009 8:07:57 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
awww if i had a dog that looked that sweet - i wouldn't care 10/26/2009 8:08:08 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
"mine are bigger" 10/26/2009 8:09:35 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^.
10/26/2009 8:10:57 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
does he paw at you if you just sit and stare back? 10/26/2009 8:17:14 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
They have these new things called "doors" - buy one, close it. 10/26/2009 8:32:45 PM |
erice85 All American 4549 Posts user info edit post |
the TP at work is too crappy for me to feel comfortable pooping there 10/26/2009 8:57:34 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I give him space while I wait with my plastic bag. I don't get in his face and ask him how the book is coming." |
i lol'd hard.
i always have to shut the door even though i live alone. don't want the funk migrating out any further than necessary10/26/2009 9:33:23 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103355 Posts user info edit post |
why did you have a camera at the ready? 10/26/2009 9:38:05 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Wo the FUCK shits with the door open? Were you in prison? 10/26/2009 9:39:51 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89860 Posts user info edit post |
haha, A+ response
would LOL again 10/26/2009 11:00:28 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ took it with my phone
[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 11:14 PM. Reason : .] 10/26/2009 11:10:54 PM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Wo the FUCK shits with the door open? Were you in prison?" |
everyone that lives alone. it's one of the perks, son
[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : .]10/26/2009 11:13:15 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
what kinda dog is that Mr. Joshua? 10/27/2009 12:40:25 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
my cousin's dog can't poop with people watching. throws him off 10/27/2009 2:11:44 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^^ a mantle great dane 10/27/2009 8:27:11 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Free toilet paper and water? 10/27/2009 8:36:44 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
it's a mini paid vacation. all the benefits of temporary relief, and none of the "omg check my e-mail" guilt. 10/27/2009 8:44:18 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
i almost crap myself on the way in to spend the first 30 min of my day reading the paper on the jon 10/27/2009 8:45:28 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I prefer to call mine Crystal instead of Jon. Ironic that it's not clear when I'm finished 10/27/2009 8:46:30 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
driving the white bus, dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, lauching a torpedo, taking the browns to the superbowl, etc., etc.
[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 8:48 AM. Reason : pinching a loaf, dropping a duece] 10/27/2009 8:47:50 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
If you're hourly, there's nothing like getting paid to take a shit.
^ "Driving the white bus" means throwing up, not shitting.
[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : *] 10/27/2009 8:54:24 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
fuck that, being paid to shit when you're salary is just as good. if i have to be here for 8 hrs/day, stepping away for a shit is a great chance to clear your mind and your colon. 10/27/2009 9:42:51 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I've played some epic games of brick breaker on the company can. 10/27/2009 4:18:34 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
i feel that shitting is more of a driving position 10/28/2009 11:14:36 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Your arms are around the seat (the wheel) when throwing up.
HELLO?!?! 10/28/2009 11:19:28 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
thats disgusting, my hands are on my knees, not hugging the toilet, and what kinda bus has a toilet seat for a steering wheel anyway? 10/28/2009 11:20:41 AM |
Lumex All American 3666 Posts user info edit post |
I poop at work because I'd rather be pooping than working. 10/28/2009 11:21:52 AM |
dgspencer All American 4474 Posts user info edit post |
yeah it's an optimal time to take a nap 10/28/2009 12:05:24 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
He also watches me in the shower. 10/29/2009 4:29:40 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
do you shit in the shower too? 10/30/2009 8:15:57 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Usually just jerk it.
[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 9:12 AM. Reason : .] 10/30/2009 9:12:39 AM |
Stimwalt All American 15292 Posts user info edit post |
A+ thread, would LOL again.
Your dogs like, "Hey man, what's up? Oh, wow, that smells really bad. So, what are you reading? Man, I'm bored." 10/30/2009 9:18:26 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I secretly enjoy subjecting others to the horrible odor. 10/30/2009 9:59:30 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
i must be bored
12/5/2009 4:05:26 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18195 Posts user info edit post |
I've never understood people who don't close the door when taking a shit. I don't care if you're completely by yourself. Shitting happens behind closed doors, period. 12/5/2009 4:07:22 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89860 Posts user info edit post |
Are you ok? Can I get you anything? You sure? Ok, I'll just stand here and keep you company 12/5/2009 4:07:44 PM |