Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Let's just have one thread for shit.
Plop. 10/29/2009 3:12:26 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
paaloomp-loomp 10/29/2009 3:13:05 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
pooping with the door open ftw 10/29/2009 3:18:07 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
this thread is shit. 10/29/2009 3:19:54 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
that's the idea, yeah.
pfrrrrrt 10/29/2009 4:18:22 PM |
timmy All American 639 Posts user info edit post |
i took one of the biggest poops ever at work today...i would guess top ten in volume terms 10/29/2009 4:35:19 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Signed
And by signed I mean I'm currently taking a shit in Bloomsburg PA. 10/29/2009 5:18:10 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe this thread should have been about peeing, too. 10/29/2009 11:54:45 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
bump 10/30/2009 8:09:04 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
[pooping] 11/1/2009 10:42:22 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
[/pooping] 11/1/2009 10:47:06 AM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
he called the shit, "poop" 11/1/2009 10:49:10 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
[pooping] 11/1/2009 12:47:36 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
[/pooping] (slightly delayed finish post) 11/1/2009 12:58:55 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Let's just have one thread for shit." |
ok
let's try using one of the thousands that were here before this one11/1/2009 3:10:37 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
Shit Happens 11/1/2009 3:12:10 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "let's try using one of the thousands that were here before this one" |
Dude, you already complained about this elsewhere. Did it need to get brought here as well? It's Chit Chat, just relax and have fun with it.11/1/2009 3:14:04 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
ok
let's try using one of the thousands that were here before this one 11/1/2009 3:14:31 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
k, I don't feel like arguing with you. 11/1/2009 3:17:35 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
or do u? 11/1/2009 3:18:35 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Pooping is serious business. 11/1/2009 3:19:02 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
elementary school term 11/1/2009 3:19:43 PM |
icyhotpatch All American 1885 Posts user info edit post |
18 hours post fountain ftl 11/1/2009 9:40:28 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
i just took my metformin after eating hot wings...
can you guess what happened? 11/1/2009 9:42:07 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
toilet blast? 11/1/2009 9:51:13 PM |
afripino All American 11383 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk 11/2/2009 2:16:23 AM |
kdawg(c) Suspended 10008 Posts user info edit post |
oxypowder FTW 11/2/2009 2:22:57 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
11/2/2009 4:03:12 AM |
kdawg(c) Suspended 10008 Posts user info edit post |
yeah...Oxypowder will give you Types 4 through 7 in sequential order.
BELIEVE IT 11/2/2009 4:21:56 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
never let it die 11/2/2009 11:18:34 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Do y'all test your farts before you fart? You know, to make sure it's a fart and not a poop? 11/2/2009 11:25:58 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
had to poop during the night last night, then couldn't get back to sleep. i was miserable all day. 11/6/2009 7:39:17 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
nasty 11/6/2009 7:50:46 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
i know right. my stomach is less kind to me at 30. 11/6/2009 7:51:59 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
yah 11/6/2009 7:52:44 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
yah 11/6/2009 7:53:45 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
bttt, my arse is on fire
11/10/2009 11:42:55 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
holy cow that felt good 11/11/2009 10:22:02 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
my legs fell asleep while playing brickbreaker on my morning dump, made it level 25 11/12/2009 9:19:46 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
more like bricklayer, amirite? 11/12/2009 9:29:08 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
can we add Optimum to the list of users who make terrible threads?
along with lafta and those other folks. 11/12/2009 9:30:48 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Ooooh, attention! Your opinion has been noted and filed. 11/12/2009 9:32:02 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
just finished my morning routine
being regular is a perk 11/12/2009 9:32:06 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
a cup of coffee and a cigarette = massive morning dump in 3.2 seconds
too many stimulants for my colon 11/12/2009 9:57:41 AM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my legs fell asleep while playing X" |
i hate it when that happens
is it still considered regular if you poop like 4 times a day on average? or is this a problem? and whenever i eat stuff with a lot of oil in it, the shit comes like 30 minutes later if im lucky. normally i am shitting at the restaurant bc i think i wont make it home.11/12/2009 9:58:05 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
i crap 3 times a day normally, sometimes 4 if i eat mexican 11/12/2009 10:04:09 AM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
do you ever think this is a problem? 11/12/2009 10:14:11 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
jeez...on average, i poop once daily, usually in the mornings between 8 and 9...i take a book and read for about 15 minutes (of course i could make it quicker, but it's relaxing)
every now and then i'll skip a day and take a massive dump the next to make up for it, or i'll poop twice in a single day, but those don't happen very often
when i'm camping or traveling, though, i'm lucky if i poop once every 3 days 11/12/2009 10:26:27 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
you must be terribly unpleasant by day 3. 11/12/2009 10:28:38 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
not really...it comes out like type 2 and gives my bum a bit of a hard time, but it's not really uncomfortable until i'm about 15 minutes from home, at which point my body is all like "what the hell, man!" 11/12/2009 10:30:35 AM |