Quote :

"A rising Canadian folk singer was killed by coyotes this week in a national park in Nova Scotia, a park spokesman said Thursday. Taylor Mitchell, 19, was at the beginning of the Skyline Trail in Cape Breton Highlands National Park on Tuesday afternoon when she was attacked, according to Chip Bird, the Parks Canada field unit superintendent for Cape Breton. Bird said hikers saw the coyotes attacking Mitchell and called 911. She was airlifted to a hospital in Halifax, where she died about 12 hours later, he said."

was she covered in gravy or something??

[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : i guess "hot" might be an exageration, but w/e]

10/29/2009 3:30:18 PM

That shit is real.

10/29/2009 3:31:06 PM

hot???

10/29/2009 3:31:53 PM

bitch???

10/29/2009 3:33:59 PM

the first picture i saw was more flattering, but either way, the bitch got killed by a fucking coyote

that's only slightly more likely than being killed by a cocker spaniel

10/29/2009 3:34:18 PM

10/29/2009 3:38:06 PM

for some reason the "you gonna get raped" picture comes into my head.

10/29/2009 3:38:54 PM

Why's she gotta be a bitch?

10/29/2009 3:39:24 PM

10/29/2009 3:40:56 PM

^^all bitches are "bitches" whether or not they're actually a bitch

[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Reason : you can respectfully lick my balls]

10/29/2009 3:42:03 PM

^I respectfully disagree with you, troll.

10/29/2009 3:44:59 PM

who, me?



[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : what != who]

10/29/2009 3:46:55 PM

^pretty much

10/29/2009 3:50:37 PM

10/29/2009 3:51:04 PM

Not that hot ? She's stacked !

Look at her sippin that milk. Milk's done that body good.

[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:52 PM. Reason : x]

10/29/2009 3:51:58 PM

i'm not sure what the means

10/29/2009 3:52:27 PM

Hot????

10/29/2009 3:53:45 PM

i'm offended by these accusations.



not funny, guys.

10/29/2009 3:55:45 PM

Hot?

10/29/2009 3:56:11 PM

she has potential in the looks department. but the important question is how was her music!? shallow douches.

10/29/2009 3:58:03 PM

Quote :

"she has potential in the looks department. but the important question is how was her music rack!? shallow douches."

10/29/2009 3:59:05 PM

delicious apparently

10/29/2009 4:00:25 PM

she looks like ruth threadgoode

10/29/2009 5:05:45 PM

^^Win

10/29/2009 5:08:00 PM

Everything that grows in this country'll either bite you, stab you, or stick you.

--Rooster Cogburn

People simply shouldn't travel into the wilderness unarmed. I mean, you can't reason with a hungry coyote or mountain lion or bear.

But I'm sorry it happened to her. I wish I'd been there.

10/29/2009 5:15:26 PM

coyote ugly

10/29/2009 5:18:25 PM

It's not been unknown for coyotes to try and steal babies and toddlers as well. There's only one thing for a pack of wild dogs, a Mini-14 with an extended magazine.

10/29/2009 5:19:04 PM

She clearly wasn't trained in anti-coyote defense.

I.E. - Punting those motherfuckers off the mountain. And don't tell me she couldn't, she's pretty damn brawny for a folk singer. She was probably tripping mushrooms at the time and thought the coyotes were wandering folk muses for the first half hour.

10/29/2009 5:32:18 PM

Quote :

"she's pretty damn brawny for a folk singer"

lol

10/29/2009 5:45:58 PM

My grandparents are from Nova Scotia

10/29/2009 6:09:12 PM

Coyotes take down Canucks! Highlights on nhl.com

10/29/2009 6:41:49 PM

I tried to come up with one of those CSI miami one liners.... couldn't do it

10/29/2009 6:44:53 PM

Quote :

"Ironically, the coyotes ate everything except for the vagina..."

10/29/2009 6:46:54 PM

Should make for some great material on her next album.

10/29/2009 6:47:09 PM

^^lol
^lol

10/29/2009 6:49:31 PM

Quote :

"People simply shouldn't travel into the wilderness unarmed. I mean, you can't reason with a hungry coyote or mountain lion or bear."

lol wut

The US has such a conflicted relationship with nature. We idolize and FEAR it at the same time. You're much more likely to be murdered on your way to work. Do you ever leave your house unarmed?

10/29/2009 6:50:11 PM

Sometimes I maul and eat hikers on the way to work.

10/29/2009 6:55:59 PM

10/10 thread title

7/10/2010 9:57:46 PM

i see that the question of "hot??" has already been asked, so my work here is done

7/10/2010 9:59:49 PM

that second pic makes her look like the actress jane adams




[Edited on July 10, 2010 at 10:34 PM. Reason : lets try this pic]

7/10/2010 10:26:29 PM

the actress jane adams or the red x jane adams?

7/10/2010 10:27:57 PM

"But the wounded animal and a companion coyote managed to get away."

...weirdest phrase from the Huffington Post story

7/10/2010 10:47:20 PM

I didn't know coyotes attacked people... I thought only lions and tigers and bears did that shit.

7/10/2010 10:53:05 PM

OH MY

7/10/2010 11:04:44 PM

7/10/2010 11:08:44 PM

she wasn't all that stacked

7/10/2010 11:08:55 PM

the animals are rebelling!

7/11/2010 12:08:58 AM

fucking tdub

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 12:12 AM. Reason : goddamnit!]

7/11/2010 12:08:58 AM

you shut your dirty mouth, x2

7/11/2010 12:10:52 AM

mmmmmmm cedar top

7/11/2010 12:13:10 AM