I already know what I'm gonna do, but I'm interested in what y'all can come up with.


this thread prompted by the quagmire thread

11/1/2009 9:24:27 PM

propose with a deer head

11/1/2009 9:24:59 PM

something trite and played out

the bitches love that shit

11/1/2009 9:25:01 PM

attn: DeeMarie

11/1/2009 9:25:22 PM

so... won't your gf see this thread and have the surprised potentially ruined? besides, isn't proposing supposed to be a surprise as well?

11/1/2009 9:25:28 PM

in the middle of NeuseRvr


dont give her a choice

11/1/2009 9:26:06 PM

the only surprise she has coming is how i do it and when i do it

11/1/2009 9:27:30 PM

on one knee

11/1/2009 9:28:53 PM

hmpf

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 9:33 PM. Reason : sucky code]

11/1/2009 9:32:58 PM

Quote :

"the only surprise she has coming is how i do it and when i do it"

i thought she reads tdub

11/1/2009 9:33:45 PM

get those M&Ms that you can personalize... and uhh feed them to her... then tell her to actually read one. bitches love chocolate.

11/1/2009 9:34:07 PM

you mean smiley faces, bitches love smiley faces

11/1/2009 9:34:50 PM

she does read tww

i guess i should've just titled this thread "come up with cool ways to propose" to eliminate confusion here

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 9:36 PM. Reason : see now the m&ms is a good idea]

11/1/2009 9:36:05 PM

go to one of those Santa Clauses in the mall, switch with em, pretend you are Santa, then pop the question...

11/1/2009 9:37:54 PM

the video i attempted to embed was of a chick playing super mario world and her geeky/resourceful boyfriend changed some code around so the coins spelled out "LISA WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

11/1/2009 9:41:02 PM

put some LSD in her drink, then propose to her in using a puppet and a voice changer.

11/1/2009 9:41:44 PM

Make a lyrics thread.

11/1/2009 9:43:26 PM

My uncle took his wife fishing and put the ring (in a box) inside the bucket where they were keeping the bait.

He offered to bait her hook or something and put the ring on the bobber hoping she'd notice.

She didn't see the ring, threw the line and he kind of freaked out, but managed to talk her into pulling her stuff back in and THEN she saw the ring

11/1/2009 9:50:08 PM

Quote :

"put some LSD in her drink, then propose to her in using a puppet and a voice changer."

lawl

11/1/2009 9:50:44 PM

You should just start telling your friends and her family that you two are engaged. Introduce her to strangers as your bride-to-be. Eventually, she'll just go along with it or dump you.

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : .]

11/1/2009 9:58:58 PM

Get one of those little plastic balls that have the cheesy gifts in them - take the stuff out, and put the ring in it. Then you should take her to one of those places and act like you're getting her one, and when she comments on how it's a crappy prize you can drop down on one knee and say something like "Maybe this one is better?"

I know, that's pretty cheesy, but I would like something like that

11/1/2009 10:00:00 PM

just do it at a basketball game

it helps if its a big win

but i dont see many of those coming soon


Today we salue you, Mr Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy,

Mr Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy

You've combined the three things you love most in the this world:
Your girlfriend, your team, and lots and lots of attention.

everyone look at me

Your first proposal, her hand in marriage, your second proposal, two more jumbo chilli dogs.

chilli cheese

Its the perfect plan, unless her name is spelled wrong, she's in the bathroom, or she says, no.

pretty please

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr Bachelor on the big screen, and remember, that even if she says no, we'll always say yes.

Mr Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy

11/1/2009 10:01:01 PM

make her get on one knee

11/1/2009 10:10:17 PM

Two other ideas:

1) Propose via facebook. Change your status to engaged. And ask her to marry you on her wall. Update your status to ask for her dainty hand in holy matrimony.

2) Hire an actor to fake mug you and her. She'll be scared. You beat the guy's ass. The "mugger" runs away, fearful of your manly strength. Your gf is in awe of said manly strength. Then look at her and ask, "what the heck would you do without me? Let's get hitched. You need me."

11/1/2009 10:15:28 PM

see I'd be kinda pissed if I knew the proposal was coming, it'd ruin the fun of it.

11/1/2009 10:18:43 PM

stick her in a burlap sack, Borat style

11/1/2009 10:20:38 PM

Buy her a vacuum cleaner and put a card inside that says "will you marry me"

11/1/2009 10:21:20 PM

I second the idea of the Borat-style marriage sack.

11/1/2009 10:25:22 PM

It would be a great success.

11/1/2009 10:26:02 PM

^^^I was talking about needed a vacuum cleaner just this afternoon. But he would never use that, I'd know something was up if he's buying me cleaning apparatuses.

11/1/2009 10:28:35 PM

i think its cool when you do it like not at a special time so it is pretty unexpected. like when my friend got engaged her fiancee took her to like nyc, the zoo, out to nice dinners, etc for like a few months before (cause she knew it was coming SOMETIME soon, but not when or whatever) and so every time they went like on a trip or something she thought, this is it.

but then he just did it at her house one night like while she was cleaning dishes. i thought it was really cute. i mean a pretty elaborate set up i guess but he has a lot of bling so, whatev. but i think that makes it fun!

11/1/2009 10:31:30 PM

walk out of the room

strip

get it up

put the ring on a string on your junk

walk in wearing nothing but the ring and say "hey, look what I've got for you!"

It will be gravy

11/1/2009 11:35:03 PM

Put it in the fridge and then yell at her to get you a beer.

You see, it's a proposal and a skills test.

11/1/2009 11:38:35 PM

put the ring in the bottom of a bottle of liquor. (scale the booze to fit the classiness of the lady: grain alcohol up to a fine wine.)

anyway, once she's trashed from drinking the whole bottle, she's sure to say yes.

11/1/2009 11:42:12 PM

you shouldn't

11/1/2009 11:44:20 PM

or you could do it like Saw and swallow the ring then give her a pocket knife as a test of her love

11/1/2009 11:50:18 PM

I agree, do it on the Neuse River. Say babe, I was tryin to catch the best fish in the river and I caught you; hook, line, and sinker. Will you marry me? Maybe that'll work.

11/1/2009 11:52:30 PM

Get her to help you back up to the boat and be like "Let's make like this trailer and get hitched."

11/2/2009 12:18:46 AM

Quote :

"i think its cool when you do it like not at a special time so it is pretty unexpected. like when my friend got engaged her fiancee took her to like nyc, the zoo, out to nice dinners, etc for like a few months before (cause she knew it was coming SOMETIME soon, but not when or whatever) and so every time they went like on a trip or something she thought, this is it. but then he just did it at her house one night like while she was cleaning dishes. i thought it was really cute. i mean a pretty elaborate set up i guess but he has a lot of bling so, whatev. but i think that makes it fun! "

+1

And...the guy gets major brownie points from the women in the girl's life when the reason he does this is because he couldn't wait and the ring was burning a hole in his pocket

11/2/2009 1:04:27 AM

lulz

11/2/2009 1:09:11 AM

If I were NeuseRvrRat I'd have like 3-4 fake proposals just to fuck with the future fiancé. Start carrying around a ring box, put some gum in it, while you're walking somewhere have her stop, drop on a knee pull out the ring box and say "Bitch, will you... like a piece of gum?"

11/2/2009 1:15:58 AM

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolyty shitt i'm faced out of my abrain.


i think i treijdn to drink all the beer in the world

11/2/2009 2:33:46 AM

^ I like his idea. Do it that way.

11/2/2009 3:23:58 AM

^^

11/2/2009 3:29:28 AM

cut your dick off and hand it to her in a gilded box

literally and metaphorically, i mean

11/2/2009 3:30:37 AM

Quote :

"i think its cool when you do it like not at a special time so it is pretty unexpected. like when my friend got engaged her fiancee took her to like nyc, the zoo, out to nice dinners, etc for like a few months before (cause she knew it was coming SOMETIME soon, but not when or whatever) and so every time they went like on a trip or something she thought, this is it. but then he just did it at her house one night like while she was cleaning dishes. i thought it was really cute. i mean a pretty elaborate set up i guess but he has a lot of bling so, whatev. but i think that makes it fun!"

what's more important is the understanding she receives with how it happened. what he was saying was:

There is NO WAY my taking you cool places and buying you crazy stuff is how I say, "I love you."

I say "I love you" by letting you wash my dishes.

Now make me a sandwich. Now Please.

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 4:19 AM. Reason : wwwww]

11/2/2009 4:19:45 AM

11/2/2009 5:56:57 AM

bury the ring in the back yard and then tell her its somewhere out there, after she's clawed her way through all the rubble, take the ring from her get on one knee and then toss the ring in the fucking sewer cuz thats what you think of her

11/2/2009 6:40:01 AM

i did it in the Akron airport in front of a lot of people who already knew what i was doing from our flight chatting.

11/2/2009 6:54:25 AM

there's a few good ones in here

11/2/2009 7:04:19 AM