When you measure your dick, do you measure along the top? From the base where your dick meets you abdomen? Or do you measure underneath from the base of your balls?

11/2/2009 1:51:13 PM

either way i do it i still get 9 inches

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11/2/2009 1:52:00 PM

If I hit the cervex, it's fine.

11/2/2009 1:52:54 PM

when i can find it, i go along the top to get the maximum 4 inches to make myself feel better

11/2/2009 1:53:00 PM

You rookies are still measuring your dicks with rulers. I measure mine with accomplishments.

11/2/2009 1:55:53 PM

tip to anus

11/2/2009 1:57:32 PM

i've had women measure it with their mouth

11/2/2009 1:58:10 PM

on top, but you gotta push it in where you can still feel the base, it's like an extra 1.5"

11/2/2009 1:59:12 PM

you could just compromise both methods and wrap a tape measure around like a lighthouse

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11/2/2009 1:59:24 PM

I hire somebody to drive to the other side of the country and attach mirror to the head, then I shine a flashlight at it, measure the amount of time it takes to be reflected back, and then divide by twice the speed of light

11/2/2009 2:15:04 PM

I tried last week, but walmart doesn't carry yardsticks anymore.

11/2/2009 2:16:52 PM

you should only count the inches that can go into something.

11/2/2009 2:19:05 PM

i measure it by the number of orgasms it gives her

11/2/2009 2:19:59 PM

It's only gay if the balls touch

11/2/2009 2:22:32 PM

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11/2/2009 2:24:54 PM

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"on top, but you gotta push it in where you can still feel the base, it's like an extra 1.5"

you could lose weight and not have to do this.

11/2/2009 2:39:09 PM

yeah, not all of us have 1.5" inches of padding there

11/2/2009 3:33:37 PM

You know how every so often you get those really intense boners that are significantly harder and longer than your average "hey I'm bored, guess I'll beat to Brazzers" run of the mill boners ?

I notice like 3/4 of an inch difference when I measure those compared to the normal ones

11/2/2009 3:36:42 PM

Why measure it its not like its gonna change you got what you got and the first time she sees it she is gonna make her mind up right then about whether you are a keeper or not so who cares

11/2/2009 3:59:00 PM

last time I measured, I used a metal measuring tape. bad idea. it recoiled unexpectedly, and I ended up with a pretty big gash going from my scrote to my mid-shaft

ouch

11/2/2009 4:03:37 PM

^ LMFAO i did the same thing, but it caught a pube in the end and ripped it out

11/2/2009 4:04:44 PM

You take the good
You take the bad
You take them both
and then you have

A 6" weiner
A 6" weiner.

11/2/2009 4:05:44 PM

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"guess I'll beat to Brazzers"

hmmph. you too, huh?

11/2/2009 6:31:49 PM

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"you should only count the inches that can go into something."

that's the way i've assumed in the past

11/2/2009 6:32:59 PM

How can you measure something that's immeasureable.

11/2/2009 6:58:11 PM

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"You know how every so often you get those really intense boners that are significantly harder and longer than your average "hey I'm bored, guess I'll beat to Brazzers" run of the mill boners ? I notice like 3/4 of an inch difference when I measure those compared to the normal ones"

indeed. although i generally like the content of youporn.com a little more than the "higher production quality" of brazzers vids

11/2/2009 7:08:12 PM

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"You know how every so often you get those really intense boners that are significantly harder and longer than your average "hey I'm bored, guess I'll beat to Brazzers" run of the mill boners ? I notice like 3/4 of an inch difference when I measure those compared to the normal ones"

Not gonna lie. I LOL'ed.

11/2/2009 8:15:23 PM