I didn't even realize the Wolf Web was still operating after Facebook came along. Thought I'd come and check it out for old times sake. So what the hell has everyone been up to around here? I know I'm old when I look in "Old School" and don't recognize half the usernames.

As for me, I'm in Athens GA, about an hour northeast of Atlanta, running a successful appellate law practice. Visit us at http://www.attorneycjones.com or http://www.jonesappellate.com. In January 2009 I argued my first case before the state Supreme Court - that was fun. The Court ruled 4-3 against my client; the Chief Justice (whose name is frequently floated when speaking of future Obama appointments to the US Supreme Court) wrote a vigorous 15 page dissent. Any of you law types can check it out at 680 S.E.2d 405.

I also turned 30 this year. Fuck.

So how about you people who I used to know around here, anything exciting?

[Edited on November 18, 2009 at 7:10 PM. Reason : old man]

11/18/2009 6:56:26 PM

How are the twins?

11/18/2009 7:23:00 PM

haha

11/18/2009 7:33:20 PM

That's weird, I could've swore that facebook was around before 2008, a time in which you vociferously bragged about having run for office....

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11/18/2009 7:52:36 PM

Yea I was wondering how Dave & Juliet are and if the twins had started school this fall.

11/18/2009 7:55:32 PM

Have you been reelected yet?

11/18/2009 8:03:57 PM

hahahhahaaha, what a putz.

Quote :

"running a successful appellate law practice."

I'm guessing it's more likely that no real law firm wanted anything to do with you after you were exposed as a liar and crook, and you were forced to fly solo.

11/18/2009 8:39:12 PM

Hey I saw you have a kid now. Mazal tov.

11/18/2009 8:42:36 PM

11/19/2009 10:40:59 AM

What a horrible picture to put on a professional website. It's like a glamor/senior picture.

11/19/2009 11:06:23 AM

Where's your damn tie?

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 12:05 PM. Reason : forget to shave?]

11/19/2009 12:04:42 PM

Buttoned to the top without a tie is probably one of the worst looks you can go for.

Reeks of "Color me Badd".

11/19/2009 12:14:26 PM

who buttons their shirts all the way to the top without a tie of some kind?

mexicans. that's who.

11/19/2009 12:36:26 PM

aha, dude needs him a bolo tie.

11/19/2009 12:54:52 PM

LOOKING GOOD MOOSE!

11/19/2009 1:06:12 PM

And in response to the thread title...

You got old and fat (unless you were already fat)...and I doubt you're getting off with too much right now.

11/19/2009 1:10:41 PM

i love that for how transient and attention deficit TWW is, there is an institutional hivemind that NEVAR forgets

11/19/2009 1:31:40 PM

What the hell? The guy comes in here to say hello to his old buddies, and suddenly everyone is making fun of him?

Some nerve people have on here....

11/19/2009 1:46:04 PM

Most of my old buddies seem to have moved on too - Jake and Jennifer I dont think have much to do with this site anymore, Crispin hasn't posted in months, etc. I guess TWW is kind of limited and I guess I have been away for a long time.

Oh well; next time anyone around here gets to ATL let me know. Beer is on me, but don't drive. If you get a DUI the retainer is $5000.

11/19/2009 2:06:39 PM

ha

11/19/2009 2:22:49 PM

This thread is hilarious. Best thread in weeks.

11/19/2009 3:21:30 PM

Well if it makes you feel better about yourself to lie about someone and make fun of them for no reason, then that is an issue you will have to deal with on your shrink's couch. Let me know how that turns out. In the meantime, I will be continuing to argue high level appellate cases and defending the rights guaranteed by our Constitution.

I am sure you are doing something just as meaningful with your own life, so keep at it.

11/19/2009 6:16:15 PM

Quote :

"Well if it makes you feel better about yourself to lie about someone"

Pot, kettle.....nevermind.

11/19/2009 6:23:04 PM

Quote :

"Actually, I am very very proud of that. It had come to my attention that residents of a certain affluent neighborhood had been attempting to use their "pull" with the local government to keep certain "undesirables" out of their neighborhood. I firmly believe that whenever that kind of behaviour is found, it should be exposed by any means necessary, whatever the cost. I am proud to have had a part in exposing it. Partly because of that expose', those "undesirables" now have a fantastic brand new mansion in south Athens - which I am told they enjoy tremendously. I feel it is one of the responsibilities of an Attorney to stand up for those whose rights are being threatened - whether it be in housing discrimination, or in the other areas of law that Jones Appellate handles; including race discrimination in employment, governmental suppression of free speech, rights of low-income tenants, rights of fathers, domestic violence victims, just to name a few. I take that responsibility seriously and I am very eager to fulfill it. I remember, when I lived in Raleigh, that all the students complained about the Nuisance Party Ordinance (aka the Brent Road Party Ordinance) but no one ever actually did anything about it in Court. I am very privileged to be ready, willing, and able to "do something about it" when I see people's rights being threatened. I pray each day that Our Beneficent Lord continue to grant me that privilege."

But again, as I said, I'm sure you are doing something just as meaningful with your own life, yes?

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 6:27 PM. Reason : keep plugging away!]

11/19/2009 6:27:15 PM

this is what happens when a bunch of newbies think they're old school because they joined in 2005

11/19/2009 6:44:23 PM

Quote :

"But again, as I said, I'm sure you are doing something just as meaningful with your own life, yes?"

Actually being an attorney as well...helping people and all that good stuff.

I'm just an ethical one. Not a "win at all costs" one.

11/19/2009 7:15:49 PM

11/19/2009 7:43:49 PM

If you believe I have violated any rules of ethics, the people who can do something about that are with the General Counsel's Office, not on The Wolf Web. Contact information is:

Hon. Paula Frederick
General Counsel
State Bar of Georgia
100 Marietta Street NW Suite 100
Atlanta, GA 30303

If you're willing to put your money where your mouth is, I await service of your ethics complaint.

11/19/2009 7:45:57 PM

Yo can you pass along some contact info for the fashion police because goddamn

11/19/2009 9:55:46 PM

How old are you? You talk like you are about 14 or 15. Do you have permission to be in Old School?

11/19/2009 10:06:39 PM

Quote :

"Hey I saw you have a kid now. Mazal tov."

Quote :

"hahahhahaaha, what a putz."

11/20/2009 8:56:16 AM

"Ok who got old, who got fat, who got off with who?"... and who became Jewish?

Ok it's been fun to catch up, but back to work for me. Anyone who wants to chat in the future look me up on facebook; most of the people I knew from around here are on there I believe.

11/20/2009 12:47:40 PM

Quote :

"LOOKING GOOD MOOSE!"

11/21/2009 5:21:19 PM

holy crap, i havent checke dold school in months, lols i got in this thread tell me i need to check it more often

11/22/2009 12:13:27 AM

Quote :

"Ok it's been fun to catch up, but back to work for me. Anyone who wants to chat in the future look me up on facebook; most of the people I knew from around here are on there I believe. "

Who the fuck did you "catch up" with? All I read was a bunch of people flaming on you and you pretending you are Mother Theresa because you work for an appellate firm. Also if everyone you knew from TWW is on Facebook, then why the fuck did you come here looking for them? I'm definitely hiring you the next time I need legal advice




[Edited on November 22, 2009 at 10:20 AM. Reason : ae]

11/22/2009 10:20:00 AM

this is a couple levels sadder than i've seen in a while

or is it more sad?

ah well, fuck it

11/22/2009 11:33:19 AM

Quote :

"LOOKING GOOD MOOSE!"

LOL!

11/22/2009 8:24:41 PM

Quote :

"I'm definitely hiring you the next time I need legal advice "

I don't imagine that'll be much longer. *parting sting*

I also am almost SURE that, if all you do for your entire life is make fun of people on The Wolf Web, you are not in a position to afford my fee.

Ok I'm back to real life for real this time... have fun making fun of people on The Wolf Web, I'm sure I'll see you sometime. I'll be in the suit, you'll be in the orange burlap. Let's catch up then

Out!

[Edited on November 22, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : eighty O's]

11/22/2009 11:23:11 PM

you'll be back.

And you'll think it'll be different next time.

but it won't, and you will be mocked again.

11/23/2009 9:31:24 AM

Bring the mexi-stache back.

11/23/2009 10:00:26 AM

LOOKING GOOD MOOSE!

11/23/2009 10:14:34 AM

LOLS HAPPENING HERE

11/23/2009 3:30:33 PM

goddamn, by Wolfpack2K's logic, I'll be in court soon facing criminal charges... and I won't be able to afford (even him) as a lawyer

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ]

11/23/2009 3:59:01 PM

Additionally, he seems to have missed that the dude he was referring to has a chemical engineering degree.

11/23/2009 9:54:51 PM

http://lookinggoodmoose.ytmnd.com/

11/24/2009 12:26:25 AM

Was this guy for real? Does he talk like that in real life? He posts on TWW like my grandmother writes emails.

11/24/2009 12:51:36 AM

Neckbeards FTW.

Thread of the Year.

11/24/2009 2:40:52 AM

Quote :

"LOOKING GOOD MOOSE!"

lol

spit my coffee out .... lol

11/24/2009 11:56:24 AM

ahahaha this thread went places

11/25/2009 1:41:42 AM

set em up

11/25/2009 1:12:01 PM