Why is it that whenever the user plays as DK, Bowser, or Wario, they are the slowest racers, but when the CPU plays as them, they always end up in the first four places?

11/28/2009 11:53:20 PM

because the "user" sucks?

11/28/2009 11:54:28 PM

because nintendo is in cahoots with the jews

11/28/2009 11:54:54 PM

You Bowser < Computer Bowser

11/28/2009 11:59:28 PM

please guys
i have a match tonight

11/29/2009 12:00:51 AM

bowser is fast if you can handle him well enough to not have to keep restarting


of course i've never played the 64 version, but I'm assuming this to be the case for that one as well

11/29/2009 12:52:48 AM

the comp cheats soooo much in that game.. but i guess it has to to stand a chance at winning half the time.

11/29/2009 1:00:45 AM

I fucking hate Mario Kart.

Yeah I fucking said it. The game takes no skill cuz all you have to do is accidentally get the baller ass weapons and beat everyone right before the race ends.

11/29/2009 2:23:16 AM

Slingshot difficulty FTW.

11/29/2009 2:35:25 AM

2/23/2013 11:59:48 AM

I had friends who dominated with all three of those characters.

2/23/2013 12:03:52 PM

Bigger characters- slower acceleration, faster top speed
Smaller characters- faster acceleration, slower top speed

2/23/2013 12:12:24 PM

Plus the big guys can wreck the other players with sheer brute force

2/23/2013 1:54:29 PM

Recovery time is slower, though.

2/23/2013 1:55:25 PM

Quote :

"Bigger characters- slower acceleration, faster top speed Smaller characters- faster acceleration, slower top speed"

2/23/2013 2:04:36 PM

Mind = Blown

2/23/2013 2:06:23 PM

Is the cave shortcut on Koopa Troopa Beach even worth it?

2/23/2013 2:07:11 PM

super mariokart, yes

64, who cares

2/23/2013 2:11:20 PM

^

2/23/2013 4:40:31 PM

what

the one in 64 cuts off a considerable amount of the track, doesn't it

2/23/2013 4:55:28 PM

who cares = mariokart64 sucked

that stupid catch-up feature or whatever it's called (where leader gets awful items and is artificially slowed down), ruined the game and every mariokart after

2/23/2013 10:51:54 PM

I enjoy it. so fuck you.

2/23/2013 10:53:36 PM

no u

2/23/2013 10:54:17 PM

64 was arguably the best one

SNES is my favorite tho

2/23/2013 10:55:29 PM

The AI cheats a lot in that game.. but it prolly needs to in order to have a chance of winning.

2/24/2013 12:39:25 AM

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RubberBandAI

2/24/2013 4:10:36 AM

I remember that shit. I'd get the goddamn golden mushroom and boost the shit out of it on a straightaway. Less than two seconds later fucking Yoshi would be right on my tail again.

2/24/2013 5:46:23 PM

Were you rapidly tapping Z as fast as possible, or intermittently hitting it?

2/24/2013 5:52:44 PM

^^^ great link

[Edited on February 24, 2013 at 5:54 PM. Reason : ]

2/24/2013 5:53:57 PM

final fantasy 8 had rubber band AI

the problem was that after level 30/40 the enemies stopped upgrading

the game was by far the easiest in the series

2/24/2013 6:02:24 PM

Human vs Human battle arena.... No computer interference

2/26/2013 1:29:18 AM

fucking green shells that i probably released always come back to bight in the the ass on my last balloon.

2/26/2013 1:35:26 AM

BACK

TO

BIGHT

2/26/2013 1:48:01 AM

My favorite Mariokart edition is probably Double Dash for Game Cube (can also be played on Wii). Love that shit, and finishing order is more dependent on skill than items in my experience (for that version moreso than others).

2/26/2013 9:29:36 AM

Quote :

"Is the cave shortcut on Koopa Troopa Beach even worth it?"

oh yeah. you could get a whole lap ahead of the pack if you hit it twice in a row.

you could also be a lap ahead , using a super speed star and on a speed pad and see Toad's kart on the mini-map going five times faster than you to catch up


it was ALWAYS toad

2/26/2013 9:49:44 AM