scud All American 10804 Posts user info edit post |
Inspiration: learning that [user]mambagirl[/user] is a High School Teacher (subject?)
Nominate your favorite twwer below for new teaching positions: - lafta 12/6/2009 11:24:56 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
BubbleBobble, th3oretecht, SaabTurbo. 12/6/2009 11:25:59 PM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
hoops malone 12/6/2009 11:26:35 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
wake county potato salad 12/6/2009 11:28:18 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
I'll teach revisionist history and coach volleyball. 12/6/2009 11:30:37 PM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
I'll teach Computer class and coach the soccer team
and by teach computer class, I mean teach the kids how to be discrete about doing illegal shit online 12/6/2009 11:39:34 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
Believe it or not, I think I really would like to teach a computer class. It's inexcusable for anyone to graduate high school and not know how to rape the internet of its knowledge.
[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 11:41 PM. Reason : Cough I mean reap. I'd still coach volleyball.] 12/6/2009 11:41:14 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
lemme get a little more specific...
I'll teach phys ed
scud: the hot technology teacher who also does yearbook and all the girls drool over
kiljadn: the hot computer teacher/soccer coach who all the girls drool over
FroshKiller: english
Sonia: the librarian
EMCE: the principle who all the single MILFs want to get with
ambrosia1231: sex ed
billytalent: guidance counselor
mambagrl: janitor
[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .] 12/6/2009 11:43:46 PM |
qntmfred retired 40659 Posts user info edit post |
message_topic.aspx?topic=464347 12/6/2009 11:43:51 PM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
actually now that I think about it, I think that Big4Country would make an awesome English teacher, and he could be a Debate Club sponsor as well as the soccer coach.
He's a much better soccer coach than I could ever be. 12/6/2009 11:46:46 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114309 Posts user info edit post |
12/6/2009 11:47:33 PM |
Muzition00 All American 3238 Posts user info edit post |
seriously though... id be a science/physics teacher... 12/6/2009 11:51:49 PM |
qntmfred retired 40659 Posts user info edit post |
me too
[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 11:52 PM. Reason : math/physics/programming] 12/6/2009 11:52:16 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114309 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take music history
that's the only subject that could hold my interest for the amount of time I'd be a teacher 12/6/2009 11:53:43 PM |
scud All American 10804 Posts user info edit post |
No no no...even better make Big4Country the Girls Volleyball coach 12/6/2009 11:53:50 PM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
Ill take Wood Shop or Cooking 101 12/6/2009 11:56:30 PM |
Big4Country All American 11914 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "actually now that I think about it, I think that Big4Country would make an awesome English teacher, and he could be a Debate Club sponsor as well as the soccer coach.
He's a much better soccer coach than I could ever be." |
I'm a history major. If I would ever teach that would have to be the topic. I could teach sports history.
1950 FIFA World Cup: USA 1 England 0
12/6/2009 11:58:55 PM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
That's right. 12/6/2009 11:59:52 PM |
Big4Country All American 11914 Posts user info edit post |
^Yes it is! 12/7/2009 12:01:27 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
well, if we are talking about specifics, I would be an art history teacher. I only say that bc Big4 said he would teach sports history 12/7/2009 12:03:15 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ambrosia1231: sex ed" |
That's just cruel.
I nominate zxappeal to teach auto shop.12/7/2009 12:04:36 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
and I want to coach softball
and have everyone questions my sexuality 12/7/2009 12:07:29 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
12/7/2009 12:10:05 AM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
vinylbandit band, music appreciation, music history or literature
ambrosia1231 sex ed
BigHitSunday wrestling coach
McDanger mathmatics, statistics
is there a position that teaches kids how to get paid to spend half their day on the crapper? If so Mr. Joshua 12/7/2009 12:13:57 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
what a shitty position that'd be 12/7/2009 12:14:24 AM |
Muzition00 All American 3238 Posts user info edit post |
wait is there a class on sweet talkin the ladies... I could teach that 12/7/2009 12:18:44 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89760 Posts user info edit post |
I would also like to head up the diversity council 12/7/2009 7:45:23 AM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
Shit I would like to teach in high school:
Chemistry Calculus World/European History
And I'm coaching some fucking football kids] 12/7/2009 8:07:57 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Does mambagrl teach the elective Internet Trolling or perhaps AP Talking Without Research? 12/7/2009 8:29:29 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
no wonder kids are worthless dumbshits today. 12/7/2009 8:57:57 AM |
tartsquid All American 16389 Posts user info edit post |
Well what do you expect? There are hardly any incentives to become a teacher. 12/7/2009 9:18:38 AM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
<--Earth Science 12/7/2009 9:39:37 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
<------drama/acting please 12/7/2009 9:45:20 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
what is my position? 12/7/2009 9:51:25 AM |
IRSeriousCat All American 6092 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'll teach revisionist history and coach volleyball." |
wins12/7/2009 9:59:37 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
ddk - photography
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 12/7/2009 10:01:37 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I actually did my student teaching in Wake County.
English, guys. 12/7/2009 11:16:30 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
When I grow up I'm going to be a Chemistry teacher. I hope no one is concerned about that. 12/7/2009 11:34:10 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
After dealing with HS seniors, I decided that I was in the wrong profession. I never even taught a full year. I did a stint working as an instructor for several remedial educational services and then got into working as a professional nanny. When I'm ready to rejoin the workforce, I'm probably going to look for a job with the CDSA (early intervention) or add an early childhood certificate onto my license.
I'm sure plenty of people find it worrisome that I work with children because of my less than cuddly and sweet nature, but believe it or not, kids like me. 12/7/2009 11:40:57 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
looks like we'll have a bunch of kids confused about chemistry... 12/7/2009 12:54:42 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^ 12/7/2009 12:55:28 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
u mad? 12/7/2009 1:01:20 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
<--------------- art teacher 12/7/2009 1:02:00 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^^ nahhhh 12/7/2009 1:03:00 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
yeh right. u mad. 12/7/2009 1:03:27 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
i checked the begonias post for the script 12/7/2009 1:03:59 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
12/7/2009 1:10:48 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
12/7/2009 1:11:43 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114309 Posts user info edit post |
12/7/2009 1:12:26 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
^^I mean... you have solid future plans so it's just obvious that you help others strive for greatness
^
[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 1:13 PM. Reason : es for everyone] 12/7/2009 1:13:17 PM |