loudest of the day

12/7/2009 10:12:26 PM

oh my god YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

12/7/2009 10:12:49 PM

i usually make a short grunt and get it over with

12/7/2009 10:13:03 PM

usually

12/7/2009 10:13:04 PM

best parody ever

12/7/2009 10:20:00 PM

ahah

12/7/2009 10:20:27 PM

^^^ i'm confused, how do you lick your own asshole?

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 10:21 PM. Reason : sweedle]

12/7/2009 10:20:49 PM

usually while I'm still asleep

one might think that it's a blessing to orgasm everyday as you wake up. But I assure you that it's a curse, to awake to the pressure of ropes striking your chin

12/7/2009 10:21:48 PM

lately, yes

12/7/2009 10:38:44 PM

i wake up and immediately light candles all around my room and burn incense and sit up perfectly straight and with a very determined and dignified look on my face i begin to masturbate furiously

12/7/2009 10:40:03 PM

12/7/2009 11:19:57 PM

noap

11/27/2010 5:59:43 PM