Stop here if you are offended by discussion of intimate feminine issues. I would really rather this thread be Lounge-style because I'm legitimately curious but I fear it's more appropriate for chit-chat, so here goes..


Most of you won't remember the thread I made a while back about how to tell a girl her pungent vagina was a turn-off. It was a pervasive, unpleasant smell that never really went away, even after a shower, and it really did kill my lust for her in a small but not insignificant manner.

I am now seeing another girl, and for the first few days she smelled beautifully sweet, if at all. It was so wonderful to be able to just bury my face between her legs with no reservation and just go to town, and my face/hands/junk would not smell bad after sex...foreplay was back! But now, a week or so later, I'm starting to notice a little musk. It's not bad and certainly not a deal-breaker but there's a curious thing about it--

it smells exactly like the last girl's.

Now I've been around quite a few vaginas in various states of hygiene, and even when one does develop a scent it's always been unique to that girl. I am aware that when a girl's flora has reached a healthy balance there usually will be no appreciable odor, and that introduction of something like new penis or saliva can throw that off temporarily resulting in a smell.

My question is whether it is reasonable to believe that my specific mix of bacteria, be it on my penis or in my mouth, produced the same offset in both girls resulting in the same smell? Should I tell her "it's not you, it's me?" This has never happened before, so could it all just be coincidence?

12/23/2009 9:05:12 AM

I wouldn't tell her that her vagina stinks.

12/23/2009 9:08:22 AM

just use a clothespin on your nose.. problem solved

12/23/2009 9:09:47 AM

are you dropping your love-spunk off in her when you rail it?

12/23/2009 9:16:05 AM

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"PUNGENT VAGINA"

12/23/2009 9:18:49 AM

maybe you should go to a dentist

12/23/2009 9:19:09 AM

these are signs of the early stage of her not giving a fuck what that thang smells like. It's indicative of far worse hygiene and relationship issues.

Bail.

12/23/2009 9:20:05 AM

You do realize the smell of a girl's vag can vary depending on where she is in her cycle, right?

12/23/2009 9:23:17 AM

Mr. bodymassage machiiiiiiine GO!


Uhhhh, what the hell?


bodymassage!

12/23/2009 9:23:32 AM

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"You do realize the smell of a girl's vag can vary depending on where she is in her cycle, right?"

i was just going to say that.

i mean a decision needs to be made. Bail, Fail, or Rail

12/23/2009 9:23:55 AM

Would it be entirely wrong to assume you just don't like vaginas and are probably gay?

12/23/2009 9:25:46 AM

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"I wouldn't tell her that her vagina stinks."

not planning on it

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"just use a clothespin on your nose.. problem solved"

this thread is about science, not manning up

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"are you dropping your love-spunk off in her when you rail it?"

usually

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"maybe you should go to a dentist"

my mouth is fine

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"these are signs of the early stage of her not giving a fuck what that thang smells like. It's indicative of far worse hygiene and relationship issues. Bail."

i hope not. i like this chick a lot, and either way it's not nearly as bad as the previous girl. i'm thinkin it'll go away after a little while.

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"You do realize the smell of a girl's vag can vary depending on where she is in her cycle, right?"

i know, but my issue is with the similarity of one girl to the other. i'm not asking WHY they smell, i know why and when and all that.

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"Would it be entirely wrong to assume you just don't like vaginas and are probably gay?"

yes.



also, for what it's worth, i think the first girl's problem was that she wore thongs 100% of the time and i've always heard thongs are like highways for butthole germs



[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:29 AM. Reason : adsf]

12/23/2009 9:26:40 AM

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"also, for what it's worth, i think the first girl's problem was that she wore thongs 100% of the time and i've always heard thongs are like highways for butthole germs"

not wiping is a highway for butthole germs. showering comes second. and changing your underwear daily regardless of what youre wearing comes third.

12/23/2009 9:28:21 AM

umm

you already did this thread son

message_topic.aspx?topic=544030

12/23/2009 9:30:05 AM

umm read the OP son

12/23/2009 9:31:01 AM

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"i know, but my issue is with the similarity of one girl to the other. i'm not asking WHY they smell, i know why and when and all that. "

While most girls aren't going to smell exactly alike, I wouldn't say it's so far fetched that some girls would have a specific smell in common.

But maybe you should get your mouf checked out.

12/23/2009 9:31:07 AM

why would my mouth be the problem


i brush 2-3 times a day and have never had bad breath (other than morning breath, etc.)

12/23/2009 9:33:32 AM

Maybe you're not brushing well enough?

Either way, I think you just need to suck it up and realize that vaginas have an odor at one point or another.

12/23/2009 9:34:45 AM

gingivitis (cha cha cha)

12/23/2009 9:37:52 AM

i brush well. my mouth's not the problem.


and i know all vaginas will have odor from time to time, it's natural and healthy and all that. i'm basing this on my experience that most girls' vaginas, most of the time, do not smell bad. i created this alias so i could talk about things like this in anonymity, so i can say that yes, i've been with a lot of girls, and i'm not trying to come off as e-cool. but that fact is relevant to my experience and thus my question.

which i feel i need to restate:

-I am not asking why vaginas smell, when they smell, or how they should smell.

-I AM asking whether it makes sense that my bacteria could cause the same upset in floral balance across multiple vaginas resulting in the same scent.

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:49 AM. Reason : and odor != stank]

12/23/2009 9:42:05 AM

at least its not causing an upset in the fauna balance

count your blessings, man.

12/23/2009 9:44:47 AM

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" "are you dropping your love-spunk off in her when you rail it?" usually"

DING DING DING DING DING

WE HAVE A WINNER.

When you drop loads in the vag it makes it smell differently especially if you do it a lot. This should, however, go away after she showers or something. See if pulling out changes her odor.

12/23/2009 9:47:58 AM

^ that's a good call, i'll give it a shot. no pun intended.


still doesn't address the question at hand, but i'll update in a couple weeks if i think about it

12/23/2009 9:51:05 AM

change your diet to make the ingredients of your love spunk change, see if thats the issue. otherwise pull out for a month and see if it changes. dont use condoms, it will taint the experement.

i noticed the same issue with my ex-wife, but come to find out the dude she was fucking on the side was a heavy beer and coffee drinker, and it was him making it smell like the city dump.

12/23/2009 9:52:54 AM

that's fucked up, sorry to hear that man

12/23/2009 9:53:55 AM

shit happenes.

i would had loved to see the look on her face when she read the discovery papers in the divorce, when i stated that the smell of her oven changing is what started the investigation into her infidelity...

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:57 AM. Reason : LOL]

12/23/2009 9:54:49 AM

12/23/2009 9:57:01 AM

hahaha^


and i, too, never knew semen directly influenced vagina scent

12/24/2009 1:17:01 PM

Thats straight disgusting.

12/24/2009 1:18:48 PM

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"i would had loved to see the look on her face when she read the discovery papers in the divorce, when i stated that the smell of her oven changing is what started the investigation into her infidelity... "

wowwww.

12/24/2009 1:24:48 PM

I forget what it is called, I refer to it as "shit breath", it is some sort of bacteria on your tongue that no mater how many times you brush your breath smells like shit (usually you dont realize it). Perhaps that bacteria is what is causes the smell.....most people will not be honest if you have shit breath.

12/24/2009 1:26:23 PM

i didnt know vaginas were a sensitive ecosystem

12/24/2009 1:39:38 PM

sounds like you are the common element here with the stank

you giving these bitches the clap?

12/24/2009 2:11:08 PM

your mouth has an STD and you are transmitting it to each girl you are with

12/24/2009 2:22:44 PM

12/24/2009 2:23:36 PM

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"your mouth has an STD and you are transmitting it to each girl you are with "

that's actually what i was thinking.

http://www.medicinenet.com/bacterial_vaginosis/article.htm

12/24/2009 2:37:48 PM

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"GIVING BITCHES CLAP"

12/24/2009 2:39:23 PM

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"Stop here if you are offended by discussion of intimate feminine issues."

wow you are new

12/24/2009 2:42:23 PM

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"sounds like you are the common element here with the stank"

12/24/2009 2:45:59 PM

clearly the common denominator is you. brush yo teef

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"this thread is about science, not manning up"

hahaha, that made me lol

[Edited on December 24, 2009 at 3:00 PM. Reason : SCIENCE, BITCHES]

12/24/2009 2:56:05 PM

obviously you have a yeast infection in yo pecka

12/24/2009 2:58:25 PM

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"SPRING WATER PUS"

-- Amsterdam718

12/24/2009 3:49:12 PM

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"I forget what it is called, I refer to it as "shit breath", it is some sort of bacteria on your tongue that no mater how many times you brush your breath smells like shit (usually you dont realize it). Perhaps that bacteria is what is causes the smell.....most people will not be honest if you have shit breath. "

i think that each person smells another persons breath differently, its natures way of weeding out a bad mate for you.

12/24/2009 3:58:31 PM

Alright, for the sake of science, I'll go to town on her and publish the results for peer review on T-Dub.

12/24/2009 4:01:19 PM

sounds like you have horribly bad breath.

[Edited on December 24, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : .]

12/24/2009 4:50:30 PM

as do you my friend, i guess it just wasnt meant to be

12/24/2009 5:28:19 PM

I, TOO, HAVE SMELLED A VAGINA

12/24/2009 5:29:35 PM

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"YO PUSSY STANK"

12/24/2009 6:40:19 PM

I can't imagine that dick and/or hairy ball sack smells all that great either unless you're fresh out of the shower, and sometimes, that's just not a possibility.

12/24/2009 6:46:20 PM

set 'em up

3/2/2010 7:58:42 PM