12/28/2009 4:27:54 AM

Yeah, but I can't leave my work station for another 2.5 hours. FML

12/28/2009 4:38:53 AM

just went

i always have to piss when working 3rd shift, must be the caffeine intake

12/28/2009 5:10:24 AM

My bladder just went numb. only 105 minutes to go!

12/28/2009 5:11:28 AM

That feels better

12/28/2009 5:14:44 AM

can you go for me?

When I was in elementary school, I thought that would be the coolest super power ever; to make transfer the need to have to use the restroom to someone else

12/28/2009 5:18:31 AM

12/28/2009 5:25:13 AM

The feeling comes and goes.

12/28/2009 5:44:37 AM

post

12/28/2009 6:01:43 AM

I'm giving in, despite having only 50 minutes left of work. I could make it, but i want to see how far I can get away from the toilet and still properly dispose of my fluids

12/28/2009 6:10:03 AM

Okay, back. I had a solid 5ft stream, based on the 1ft square tiles on the floor

12/28/2009 6:11:34 AM

Time to pee again.

12/28/2009 8:25:00 AM

this thread is awkward

12/28/2009 8:27:40 AM

it is, indeed, awkward...

nonetheless, i shall POAST

4/30/2010 11:02:01 PM

Tinkleplatz.

4/30/2010 11:02:28 PM

the poo that took a pee

4/30/2010 11:45:24 PM

Really gotta pee but I'm also really comfortable other than needing to pee

5/13/2010 7:10:13 AM

I, too, produce urine.

5/13/2010 7:18:21 AM

like just now

7/28/2010 10:39:39 PM

nah i'm good

7/28/2010 10:42:38 PM

8/19/2010 8:05:54 PM

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 8:23 PM. Reason : =]

8/19/2010 8:21:52 PM

I've had to pee really bad since I posted that

and I still haven't

FWP.

8/19/2010 8:45:52 PM

Only when I walk into Electronic Stores...

8/19/2010 8:48:58 PM

still haven't gone

so tuff

8/19/2010 9:01:41 PM

like Man O' War

8/19/2010 9:02:32 PM

SHIT. I've got to go, but my relief isn't here so I can leave my cubicle in case my phone rings...

8/20/2010 5:55:35 AM

it's not 6 am yet. it's not going to ring. go pee.

8/20/2010 5:57:03 AM

Mission complete.

8/20/2010 6:01:59 AM

Okay... I need to time myself... Ready...


Set...


Go!

8/20/2010 11:15:41 PM

OH WE BACK

(damnit, I woulda made it back in a minute if I ran, but that's suspicious)

[Edited on August 20, 2010 at 11:17 PM. Reason : .]

8/20/2010 11:16:43 PM

PRAISE MILEY

8/20/2010 11:17:05 PM

Cyrus or Johnson?

[Edited on August 20, 2010 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

8/20/2010 11:18:25 PM

i gotta race like a piss horse but the bathroom is all the way in the other room

8/20/2010 11:19:04 PM

THERE IS ONLY ONE MILEY

AND SHE IS LOVE

8/20/2010 11:19:24 PM

I accidentally just peed a little due to SOMEONE

8/20/2010 11:19:41 PM

Quote :

"i gotta race like a piss horse"

8/20/2010 11:19:52 PM

+1

8/20/2010 11:20:28 PM

Quote :

"A PISS HORSE"

8/20/2010 11:20:30 PM

^^^^ wallop them then

mahfuckers can't just go around making eggyeyes pee

[Edited on August 20, 2010 at 11:21 PM. Reason : ...]

8/20/2010 11:20:34 PM

LMFAO. WAUT!

8/20/2010 11:22:15 PM

you play video games better when you have to pee

8/21/2010 1:29:14 AM

Quote :

"you play video games better when you have to pee"

no i don't

8/21/2010 1:30:06 AM

Quote :

"FIFTEEN DR. PEPPERS"

8/21/2010 1:34:04 AM

POAST

8/21/2010 11:48:52 AM