Why do I have an urge to print out a copy of the new non-smoking law and the phone number to report people and head to Glenwood South right now?

It's a glorious day to have smoking banned in restaurants and bars. It took way too fucking long.

1/2/2010 12:11:14 AM

bc you are a snitch?

1/2/2010 12:12:22 AM

i'm not much of a smoker but i really wanted to go to a bar and chain smoke from like 9 til midnight tonight but i gotta work at 8

1/2/2010 12:12:29 AM

more people die from natural causes than from lung cancer every year

1/2/2010 12:12:32 AM

your ideas are neither interesting nor new

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1/2/2010 12:12:34 AM

I would absolutely be a snitch in this case. fuck smokers. you have to be a fucking moron to start smoking in this day and age. It is one of the surest signs of a lack of intelligence.

1/2/2010 12:14:35 AM

take a HUGE drag of your cig right before you walk in to a bar

exhale that shit all over the place

repeat

profit

1/2/2010 12:14:40 AM

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"I would absolutely be a snitch in this case. fuck smokers. you have to be a fucking moron to start smoking in this day and age. It is one of the surest signs of a lack of intelligence."

you'd also have to be a fucking moron to get so mad about something on a college message board....and call the police over something so small....and uttering the statement "lack of intelligence"

1/2/2010 12:17:27 AM

you worked at g105 and you are snitch can we be friends

1/2/2010 12:18:34 AM

you potheads think youre any better than cigarette smokers?

1/2/2010 12:18:50 AM

this guy needs to get laid....or start having a better time at the bar

if i ever post on tww, from a bar, threatening to call the police, then please give me a tww intervention

1/2/2010 12:20:11 AM

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"I would absolutely be a snitch in this case. fuck smokers. you have to be a fucking moron to start smoking in this day and age. It is one of the surest signs of a lack of intelligence."

i smoked a lot in college because i was already living a very unhealthy and destructive lifestyle drinking, getting inadequate amounts of sleep, and eating crap food for a couple years, so i figured what the hell. i like to party.

1/2/2010 12:20:19 AM

ahahaha
you poor bastard
grow a pair and find something better to do

1/2/2010 12:21:33 AM

1/2/2010 12:25:34 AM

It's not a matter of being mad, it's more the desire to ruin the night of the smoker's that have ruined the nights of so many others.

It has been hilarious to watch the number of smoker's that suddenly consider themselves constitutional scholars demanding that their rights not be curtailed.

Regardless, the law is the law.

1/2/2010 12:27:19 AM

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"it's more the desire to ruin the night of the smoker's that have ruined the nights of so many others."

i.e.: I am a pussy and smoke doesn't actually bother me enough to do anything about it except bitch about it online.

1/2/2010 12:28:21 AM

Let me guess. Your ex-gf smoked.

1/2/2010 12:28:27 AM

1/2/2010 12:28:43 AM

go up to them and tell them to put it out then, Tiger

1/2/2010 12:29:07 AM

there are loopholes to every law

1/2/2010 12:30:27 AM

you're a fuckin bitch dude

1/2/2010 12:31:00 AM

1/2/2010 12:31:55 AM

Reading this thread from the bottom up is kind of confusing

1/2/2010 12:32:14 AM

fuck man i cant even go eat 3 pounds of cheese fries and drink 11 vodka redbulls without my clothes smelling

1/2/2010 12:35:16 AM

lol at this thread

what a fuckin bitch

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"I would absolutely be a snitch in this case. fuck smokers. you have to be a fucking moron to start smoking in this day and age. It is one of the surest signs of a lack of intelligence."

this is funny because i could think of at least 3 dozen people off the top of my head that not only smoke but are also smarter than you and your entire family

1/2/2010 12:56:54 AM

fantastic, I will be sure to speak highly of them at their funerals after they die of any of the number of diseases associated with smoking. (I will make sure to point out how "they showed me!" in your honor as well.)

1/2/2010 1:01:18 AM

dude smokers don't give a flipping fuck about you or what you choose to do

this may blow your mind, but some people enjoy smoking. and it's none of your fucking business

1/2/2010 1:02:47 AM

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"fantastic, I will be sure to speak highly of them at their funerals after they die of any of the number of diseases associated with smoking. (I will make sure to point out how "they showed me!" in your honor as well.)"

Yo dawg, I heard you like pussy with your pussy, so

...I'm not searching for cats eating out hot chicks. Just...no.

1/2/2010 1:04:40 AM

as long as they aren't doing it at a bar or restaurant where it is expressly prohibited by law, then by all means, smoke away! What you do in your own car/home/whatever is your business. But don't do it where it isn't allowed.

1/2/2010 1:04:46 AM

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"you have to be a fucking moron to start smoking in this day and age. It is one of the surest signs of a lack of intelligence."

this shit is so ridiculous...I'm a grad student in mathematics at a pretty damned prestigious program, and I know tons of super-smart people who smoke.

what really shows a lack of intelligence is your inability to perceive that there are benefits to smoking, as well as detriments. that's why millions of intelligent, successful people (myself included) do it.

1/2/2010 1:06:39 AM

it'd be pretty sweet if they banned drinking in privately owned establishments too

then you fuckers would be dropping crocodile tears

^ fuck yes mathematics smoking posting buddies in the fucking house

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 1:07 AM. Reason : .]

1/2/2010 1:06:46 AM

I smoke but I wouldn't really argue for the benefits as much as the constitutionality thing

1/2/2010 1:09:02 AM

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"I wouldn't really argue for the benefits as much as the constitutionality thing"

1/2/2010 1:12:09 AM

what is unconstitutional about regulating a public health hazard?

1/2/2010 1:13:06 AM

there are lots of public health hazards...the ban seems to infringe on the owner of a bar or restaurant's rights to choose whether or not he/she wants to allow smoking in his/her privately-owned business

1/2/2010 1:14:49 AM

"a public health hazard" lmao

if you're really concerned about that, then ban drinking

1/2/2010 1:14:49 AM

http://www.chubby-fat-girls.com/Images/2009/01/fat-girl-sex.jpg
http://blog.maniacpass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fat-black-cocksucker-1.jpg
smoke on that

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 1:18 AM. Reason : r]

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 3:29 PM. Reason : +]

1/2/2010 1:15:36 AM

Yeah, there aren't really any real benefits and if there are they're far outweighed by the negatives.

That being said, xplosivo is a douche bag. I don't smoke either but it doesn't really bother me if others do. If you can't handle being near it you're a goddamn pussy. Grow a pair.

1/2/2010 1:16:16 AM

actually, I really like the law.

But I am allergic to smoke. Makes me feel like I'm drownin'

1/2/2010 1:17:06 AM

smoking feels fucking fantastic, there's your benefit

and lol at all the sensitive little pricks that can't be around a little bit of smoke. what a bunch of monumental weiners

1/2/2010 1:18:28 AM

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"the ban seems to infringe on the owner of a bar or restaurant's rights to choose whether or not he/she wants to allow smoking in his/her privately-owned business"

So by that argument you would be cool with restaurants and bars going back to not allowing blacks to eat with whites? I mean, it's a private place and the owner should have the right to do what he wants. And if they business didn't want to have any fire exits, serve low grade meat, or any number of things that are now regulated, you would be cool with it?

These business owners already have to agree to a myriad of rules/regs to open shop in NC. If they don't like these rules, they can close and go elsewhere. It is their choice entirely.

Also, please explain how not wanting to be subjected to potential diseases, deal with allergic reactions, and smell like a fucking ashtray equates to not having balls? For a mathematician you have a shitty grasp of logic.

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 1:20 AM. Reason : .]

1/2/2010 1:18:53 AM

fucking a... being allergic /= not liking something

1/2/2010 1:18:53 AM

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"So by that argument you would be cool with restaurants and bars going back to not allowing blacks to eat with whites? I mean, it's a private place and the owner should have the right to do what he wants. And if they business didn't want to have any fire exits, serve low grade meat, or any number of things that are now regulated, you would be cool with it?"

LOL I hate to get trolled by something so obvious

Wait are you really stupid enough to think this is a good argument?

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 1:20 AM. Reason : .]

1/2/2010 1:20:25 AM

He can't possibly be dumber than you because he doesn't smoke... duh

1/2/2010 1:21:04 AM

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" that's why millions of intelligent, successful people (myself included) do it."

haha, don’t kid yourself, you are just addicted.

1/2/2010 1:21:12 AM

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"He can't possibly be dumber than you because he doesn't smoke... duh"

dude i pick hunks out of my shit smarter than this kid

i barely drink, and smoke only occasionally. i will outlive each and every one of you stupid, neanderthal motherfuckers, except for bighitsunday who will kill me at the age of 80 on a rope bridge

1/2/2010 1:22:09 AM

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"LOL I hate to get trolled by something so obvious Wait are you really stupid enough to think this is a good argument?"

not trolling. this isn't the soapbox. But you don't like the law because it works against you. I like the law because it works for me. The point is that a business owner in NC can't pick and choose the laws they follow.

1/2/2010 1:24:03 AM

I would love to see you walk into some of the bars where this law will not be practiced and try to tell them you're gonna call the cops. They will beat the shit out of you.

1/2/2010 1:26:56 AM

I wonder how long the "whoops, I forgot" excuse will work

I'm gonna use it for years and years

1/2/2010 1:27:24 AM

existence does not make a law good

i opposed public smoking bans long before i smoked

probably because i'm not a mark ass pussy

1/2/2010 1:27:46 AM