You cotdamn right it is!
I warned you Joie

1/2/2010 11:03:23 PM

YOU BITCH


TAKE IT DOWN


NO ONE LOOK AT THIS

1/2/2010 11:03:49 PM

I looked

1/2/2010 11:05:21 PM

H₂O U goin' to do?

Unmotorboat your boobs?

1/2/2010 11:07:49 PM

Can I get on that list if I cut my hair?

1/2/2010 11:08:22 PM

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH EPIC

1/2/2010 11:08:24 PM

Joie, you have very nice handwriting.

1/2/2010 11:08:52 PM

you left oneandonly off of that list tho

1/2/2010 11:10:08 PM

She writes like a greasy wallaby

1/2/2010 11:10:50 PM

TAKE IT DOWN EMCE

(i hook up with oneandonly on a daily, sometimes hourly, basis)

1/2/2010 11:10:51 PM

WHY AM I NOT ON THIS

1/2/2010 11:11:14 PM

my heterosexual e-partner thinks I'm fat too?!

F

M

L

1/2/2010 11:12:16 PM

haaaaaaaaaaay

1/2/2010 11:12:47 PM

i think she means that if you go, your reward will be her...not that you are fat

1/2/2010 11:14:55 PM

Jenny from forrest gump

that was the name of his motor boats right

HMM

1/2/2010 11:15:03 PM

ahahah it was supposed to be sarcastic

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 11:18 PM. Reason : and ScHpEnXeL i wrote it in five minutes and just spewed out the first ones that came to mind ]

1/2/2010 11:17:30 PM

So if everyone hasn't heard yet....... I got threatened with suspension from TWW indefinitely. Why? Because Joie decided to narc on me to the current moderators about my illegal doings if I didn't drop out of the moderator poll. 3 days of suspension for every candidate. little over the top? not if your moderators are white, and Joie is a filthy blowfish.

Since all I can do and all I'll ever do for the next few days involve sitting on the computer all day reading your posts, but not posting myself... I thought I'd get a little revenge today. Everyone out there might think Joie is such a sweet and innocent girl, but a few days ago I hacked her photobucket account on a "treasure hunt" and found a little something special hidden on the 3rd page. this will make the next few days bearable.

Ladies and gentlemen..... my TWW counterpart is a wallaby.

karma is a BITCH!

1/2/2010 11:21:25 PM

this literally may be the funniest shit in the history of tww to me

1/2/2010 11:23:04 PM

Wow, you've invested just a little too much time in this web site to go this far.

1/2/2010 11:25:03 PM

EMCE got grounded for stealing my beer.

1/2/2010 11:26:04 PM

ahahahaha

1/2/2010 11:26:53 PM

[serious note]

Invested, huh? And just how much have you thrown away on alias handles for the website that...you just... can't... quit? It's got to break your poor little heart to realize you KEEP coming back to a site where literally nobody likes you
[/serious note]



on with the shenanigans!

1/2/2010 11:28:06 PM

1/2/2010 11:28:08 PM

Shit's hilarious.

11/10.

Keep up the good work.

1/2/2010 11:30:24 PM

EVERYBODY DON'T LOOK AT THIS. JEFF TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason : IM TELLING ]

1/2/2010 11:33:10 PM

note to self - don't hook up with Joie.

1/2/2010 11:35:06 PM

EMCE u are a dick! but this is so funny!

1/2/2010 11:36:40 PM

omg

1/2/2010 11:36:43 PM

what are you going to do? tell marko and qntmfred that he uploaded your dick sucking list to TWW? go ahead.

1/2/2010 11:38:37 PM

.........this is so wrong.

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 11:50 PM. Reason : ]

1/2/2010 11:49:04 PM

TAKE IT DOWN JEFF.

this is wrong.

1/2/2010 11:50:34 PM

well, look...

you want to air my dirty laundry, I think it's only fair that I air yours. So tell me, just what are you willing to do with Shawna?

1/2/2010 11:52:08 PM

THATS BETWEEN ME AND HER OK

1/2/2010 11:52:38 PM

holy shitttttttttttt

1/2/2010 11:53:37 PM

look, all i wanna know is - what's a girl gotta do to get an upgrade???

1/2/2010 11:54:05 PM

would you....

drown two children for her?

1/2/2010 11:54:09 PM

hey, let's all suck emce's dick ITT as he proves how meaningful a life he lives by taking the time to get his gf to write a parody of a hookup list that was barely funny to begin with.

1/2/2010 11:55:18 PM

i laughed

1/2/2010 11:57:12 PM

Quote :

"Joie: i wrote it in five minutes and just spewed out the first ones that came to mind"

reading comprehension FTL, eh CleverFilth?

1/2/2010 11:57:56 PM

WHAT HAS HE BEEN TELLING YOU GUYS?

HAS HE TOLD YOU I AM HIS GF?

[Edited on January 2, 2010 at 11:58 PM. Reason : H]

1/2/2010 11:58:15 PM

^^lol, carry on

1/2/2010 11:58:39 PM

proving shit, ITT

proving that Joie is a forsaken wallaby

1/3/2010 12:02:26 AM

Senez gettin' trolled...this is lame

1/3/2010 12:04:43 AM

I ♥ TWW like you ♥ Shawna

1/3/2010 12:07:10 AM

LIES

I don't shower.

1/3/2010 12:11:48 AM

Threads like this are whats killed this place.

Shit that isn't funny that the masses rally around because some washed up old schooler like EMCE posted and they want to keep keeping nice and shit.

THIS

SHIT

ISN'T

FUNNY


But carry on, because that's what you're going to do.

1/3/2010 12:13:26 AM

RAHR

I AM ANGRY OLD MAN

I'M BITTER THAT JOIE DIDN'T PUT ME ON HER DO-ABLES LIST

1/3/2010 12:14:38 AM

^^ No it's not hilarious but it's better than the shit you post.

[Edited on January 3, 2010 at 12:14 AM. Reason : .]

1/3/2010 12:14:43 AM

^^^damnit i knew i missed someone!!!

he could have been jacob!

[Edited on January 3, 2010 at 12:15 AM. Reason : sfdsfds]

1/3/2010 12:15:15 AM

Quote :

"^^ No it's not hilarious but it's better than the shit you post"

Damn, you're so observant, you should be in books and movies with a homo sidekick.

The difference is, I don't go WAY out of my way to try and be funny and come off as one of the most unfunny people to ever grace the place. I'm just an angry asshole and I excel at that role.

[Edited on January 3, 2010 at 12:18 AM. Reason : .]

1/3/2010 12:17:59 AM