My mother fuckin' crack!

I curse the bitch that introduced them to me. At first it started off with buying a bag at every other movie I went to. Then I would usually finish half at the movie and half at some point later. Then I had to buy a pack at every movie I went to, still doing the same half and half routine. Now it's a bag at every movie (regardless of whether or not I just ate a 5 course meal), and I finish the whole bag 30 minutes into the movie. And now I'll buy them casually at gas stations...using every ounce of will power to not eat the whole bag in 15 minutes. DAMN YOU SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!

1/6/2010 5:04:48 PM

my tongue goes numb if i eat too many

1/6/2010 5:05:08 PM

They're the one candy I can't have the generic version of

Its gotta be the real deal

1/6/2010 5:06:17 PM

<3 sour candy

1/6/2010 5:06:22 PM

BEST

CANDY

EVER


I like eating all the red ones first... and when I eat them, I'll suck all the sour stuff off then chew them and it's delish Then I move onto the yellow ones, then orange, and finally green.

1/6/2010 5:22:41 PM

I think the orange are the worst...but I still enjoy them. Green is next.

The best are obviously the red and yellow. I constantly switch on which one I like best.

DO NOT TRY:



Tastes like fucking cough drops/syrup. Fuck you mom for thinking I might like these!

1/6/2010 5:25:39 PM

Next step is to try these babies - you won't go back

1/6/2010 5:27:53 PM

SpKS!!!...WHY DIDNT YALL TELL ME EARLIER ABOUT THIS THREAD!

its all about the reds...i'll slay some reds

1/6/2010 6:15:06 PM

i eat red, green, yellow, then orange. save the worst for last

1/6/2010 6:24:09 PM

god i love sour patch kids. It's so hard for me to not eat the whole bag

1/6/2010 6:34:22 PM

ibtbridgetspk

1/6/2010 6:34:52 PM

They are all equally delicious.

1/6/2010 6:34:57 PM

you know what i love best about sour candy?




it's sour

1/6/2010 6:42:47 PM

i love sour patch kids. i also love sour patch fruits and sour patch watermelons

MMMMM candy

1/6/2010 7:36:10 PM

Quote :

"you know what i love best about sour candy?"

it's sour, then it's sweet.

1/6/2010 7:56:39 PM

it would be the shit if they had a bag of all red ones

1/6/2010 9:48:50 PM

1/6/2010 11:10:14 PM

I got a bag of these in my stocking this year...but had to share them because I will eat a whole bag in one sitting and it will make my teeth hurt.

1/8/2014 10:27:42 AM

a lovely TWWer sent me over 10lbs worth of SPKs for Christmas.

thank god the bags are the small single-serving size so i don't feel nearly as guilty polishing off the whole thing.

1/8/2014 10:29:22 AM

SPKs are like flamin hot Cheetos...you have to keep eating them to keep the pain at bay

1/8/2014 11:51:15 AM

Sour Jacks > Sour Patch Kids

They just have a more sour, better taste. You can only find them at select movie theaters though

1/8/2014 12:31:31 PM

these things make me sweat and get cold sores in my mouth when I eat a bunch, but I keep coming back.

1/8/2014 12:54:12 PM

Santa left a bag for me in my stocking. Definitely my favorite of the non-chocolate candies

1/8/2014 3:38:27 PM

Anyone tried the popsicles yet?

1/8/2014 6:34:47 PM

I have tried the popsicles. They're not all that amazing.

And I'm confident enough about my love for SPKs that I'm comfortable admitting that I occasionally prefer a good sour jack.

1/8/2014 8:52:31 PM

Figured. I was deciding between them and the jolly rancher popsicles. Chose jolly ranchers, also not nearly as good as the candy.

1/8/2014 9:58:34 PM

I like these, but I don't know........I've always been addicted to these more:



[Edited on January 8, 2014 at 11:08 PM. Reason : And no off-brands.....has to be these specifically!]

1/8/2014 11:07:48 PM

1/9/2014 1:19:42 AM

^^aren't anything like they used to be years ago.

SPK FTW

1/9/2014 8:13:57 AM

surfer_boy6, the CVS brand, Gold Emblem, now carries sour jacks. Super cheap, too.

2/13/2014 4:34:20 PM