We've all seen them, stupid ass spellings for common names. List them here.

Xtee (Christy)
Khoortnea (Courtney)
Taeyloeure (Taylor)
A-a (Adasha)
Maddissynn (Madison)

1/14/2010 5:46:31 AM

Those are worse than I've ever seen, and I know a guy named Lairree and girl named Ginnafur

1/14/2010 5:49:26 AM

Xtine

1/14/2010 5:54:20 AM

ive always thought the name Ashleigh was uglier than all dog shit

but the names you posted are downright hideous

1/14/2010 6:51:14 AM

Emma Lee

1/14/2010 8:10:10 AM

Quote :

"We've all seen them"

we have?

1/14/2010 8:23:01 AM

just met someone named Kahne (Connie)

1/14/2010 8:24:19 AM

Chad Ochocinco

1/14/2010 8:35:19 AM

I met a guy yesterday named Shon (shawn)

1/14/2010 8:35:47 AM

Jonathon, Johnathan, Johnathon.

1/14/2010 8:36:47 AM

^^ There's a football player named Shon... Not sure if its college or NFL... Was thinking how retarded that is...

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 8:37 AM. Reason : ^]

1/14/2010 8:37:27 AM

I'll give you 1 guess on his race

1/14/2010 8:38:19 AM

antarctican?

1/14/2010 8:40:10 AM

Human.

1/14/2010 8:40:37 AM

I don't believe for one second you've ever seen Courtney or Taylor spelled that way.

1/14/2010 8:43:55 AM

Quote :

"^^ There's a football player named Shon... Not sure if its college or NFL... Was thinking how retarded that is... "

Shonn Greene, New York Jets RB

1/14/2010 8:45:14 AM

Shonn...he plays for the jets

But when you think about it, it makes a lot more sense than Sean does

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 8:45 AM. Reason : ^ fucking asshole and I'm sick of it]

1/14/2010 8:45:21 AM

more like sinn féin

1/14/2010 8:46:17 AM

Shon is one thing

that horseshit the OP posted is an entirely different thing

1/14/2010 8:46:44 AM

yeah those are a stretch even for stripper names

1/14/2010 8:48:21 AM

Quote :

"just met someone named Kahne (Connie)"

i also know someone named kahne. does she have a husband named rob? lol

doubt it's the same person. her family is in iraq doing mission work right now.

1/14/2010 9:52:15 AM

Quote :

"Chad Ochocinco "

he's going back to Johnson before next season

1/14/2010 9:53:42 AM

but but but it makes their child a unique butterfly in this world!!!!

1/14/2010 9:54:23 AM

D'Brickashaw

oh wait....I thought this thread was just titled Stupid Names

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 9:58 AM. Reason : .]

1/14/2010 9:57:12 AM

How the fuck else are you going to spell it

This isn't about dumb names...its about normal names with dumb spellings



[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 9:59 AM. Reason : you officially called yourself out before I could officially call you out]

1/14/2010 9:58:52 AM

Boubacar Aw

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 9:59 AM. Reason : ^ Oh. Well I just wanted to reference Boubacar Aw.]

1/14/2010 9:59:01 AM

DuhBrikkashau

1/14/2010 9:59:36 AM

Chone Figgins



Dude in grade school was named Jamine, but pronounced Jermaine

1/14/2010 10:05:01 AM

I still find myself calling him Duh-RON Williams

1/14/2010 10:06:53 AM

I always thought that was how it was pronounced until I head the announcers call him "Darren"

I used to have a landlord whose name was spelled Guerry. I would call him Gwerry to his face. TO HIS FACE.

1/14/2010 10:09:34 AM

Dwyane Wade

dwuh-yane?

1/14/2010 10:12:49 AM

D-Wade

I always hated Kris for guys

Its looks so pussified compared to Chris

1/14/2010 10:17:01 AM

there is no chance in hell that OP has seen all of those names

no

chance

1/14/2010 10:22:45 AM

I know someone who named their kid Thailer (tyler).

The grandma always calls the kid Thailand.

1/14/2010 10:24:22 AM

i had a friend for a long time named Garry

1/14/2010 10:41:22 AM

^that's not a weird spelling at all. Now, Guerry, that's a weird spelling.

1/14/2010 10:41:54 AM

hey my crazy fucker buddy spells his name Geoff!

1/14/2010 10:43:25 AM

Katelynne. Ugh. Its spelled CAITLIN.

1/14/2010 11:06:19 AM

I know a Carren (Karen)

1/14/2010 11:09:40 AM

one of my clients is named Karin. yes, with an 'I'

1/14/2010 11:11:44 AM

I see some stupid ones in my wife's classes.. but she's a teacher so I better not say

1/14/2010 11:34:35 AM

Shithead (she-theed)

1/14/2010 11:37:40 AM

pdrankin

1/14/2010 11:40:47 AM

Quote :

"Jonathon, Johnathan, Johnathon."

1/14/2010 11:43:03 AM

my husband's cousin just had a baby boy yesterday and they're naming him johnathan . i asked him if anyone's gonna tell her she spelled it wrong. sucks for the kid.

1/14/2010 11:47:53 AM

side note about names........John Rich the country singer from big and rich just had a baby boy. they named him Cash.

cash rich

1/14/2010 11:52:12 AM

Quote :

"We've all seen them, stupid ass spellings for common names. List them here. Xtee (Christy) Khoortnea (Courtney) Taeyloeure (Taylor) A-a (Adasha) Maddissynn (Madison)"

I've never seen any of this crap.

Is this another Japanese thing?

1/14/2010 11:52:57 AM

I've seen my name spelled Aricka.

1/14/2010 11:54:18 AM

I worked with two guys in high school. Their names were

Mikal (Michael.. and he claimed to be Pacific Islander)
Matheau (Matthew.. and he claimed to be French)

1/14/2010 12:13:37 PM

there's a woman that works at the Wachovia at Western/Blue Ridge who's name is Ravyshyng

1/14/2010 12:20:39 PM