and had not previously been working out, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE GYM. All you do is take up room and breathe all the good air. You're not going to stick with it, I am 100% sure. You are out of shape and have already reached the point of no return so GTFO!

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 7:41 PM. Reason : definitely in my top 5 most annoying spelling mistakes ever]

1/17/2010 7:38:05 PM

This thread's never been done before.

1/17/2010 7:38:36 PM

1/17/2010 7:38:47 PM

Do you have a newsletter?

1/17/2010 7:38:56 PM

OBLIGATORY

BRAH

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 7:39 PM. Reason : fdsd]

1/17/2010 7:39:13 PM

wow... so nice to see you are supporting people trying to better themselves

1/17/2010 7:39:14 PM

ROID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

1/17/2010 7:39:18 PM

facebook "Like"

1/17/2010 7:39:19 PM

breath/breathe

definitely in my top 5 most annoying spelling mistakes ever

1/17/2010 7:39:29 PM

what's the link for the RSS feed?

1/17/2010 7:39:31 PM

Back in college it was always good to avoid peak hours at the gym the week after new years and the week before spring break.

1/17/2010 7:39:50 PM

I'M IN THE FUCKIN ZONE

WHERE'S MY GODDAMN GEL

CUNT

1/17/2010 7:40:06 PM

1/17/2010 7:41:20 PM

1/17/2010 7:42:11 PM

1/17/2010 7:43:10 PM

DON'T LOOK AT MY AFFLICTION SHIRT, FAGGOT

1/17/2010 7:43:20 PM

The new years crew is a traditional part of the gym, we all deal with it that time of year, like tax season, its not going away, get over it.

1/17/2010 7:43:27 PM

i think jcg15 has a little man crush on Arnold

1/17/2010 7:44:03 PM

god forbid people try to get healthy

1/17/2010 7:45:31 PM

^ Come on, we know he gets your dick hard.

1/17/2010 7:45:58 PM

After making many threads like this, I now agree w/ ^^.

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM. Reason : ]

1/17/2010 7:46:06 PM

NOT IN MY GYM BITCH

1/17/2010 7:46:06 PM

^^

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 7:46 PM. Reason : ^]

1/17/2010 7:46:22 PM

I find it slightly annoying, but its more just sad how the first week of the year it gets crowded with people in either brand new track suits or really old sweats that barely fit, grimacing and red faced as they walk on the treadmill at speed 3 like they're being anally penetrated.

1/17/2010 7:47:34 PM

He must be pissed that the ellipticals were all being used so he couldn't do his 20 min work out on the fat burning setting.

1/17/2010 7:48:38 PM

i'm not mad about it at all really i just think it's funny to talk about. You noobs are so predictable though, I knew this thread would get a bunch of little mad responses.

1/17/2010 7:49:03 PM

This is exactly why I don't go to a gym.

Don't judge me fuckers, you've got to start somewhere.

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Reason : P.S. I'd rank loose/lose as more annoying than breath/breathe.]

1/17/2010 7:49:21 PM

my boredom = cured by tww losers

1/17/2010 7:49:55 PM

Quote :

"This is exactly why I don't go to a gym. Don't judge me fuckers, you've got to start somewhere."

1/17/2010 7:50:25 PM

This is why I just been walking/running on the road/beach...I've done the gym thing, gets annoying listening to men taking a shit while they are squating 5000 lbs.

1/17/2010 7:50:53 PM

they subsidize your membership fee amirite, so thank them you pussy

also, since you're such a fitness pro, why can't you figure out a different workout regiment to satisfy your needs?

1/17/2010 7:51:03 PM

Noobs how? Please pray tell.

1/17/2010 7:51:06 PM

The gym is only for those who are already in shape. If you aren't, then I guess you are SOL.

1/17/2010 7:51:13 PM

I'm fit

I'm better looking than you

and I haven't been to a gym in 4 years

you keep at it, guy.

1/17/2010 7:51:21 PM

Quote :

"This is exactly why I don't go to a gym. Don't judge me fuckers, you've got to start somewhere. [Edited on January 17, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Reason : P.S. I'd rank loose/lose as more annoying than breath/breathe.]"

This is a life FAIL

1/17/2010 7:52:25 PM

Quote :

"P.S. I'd rank loose/lose as more annoying than breath/breathe."

hah that's another bad one.

1/17/2010 7:52:56 PM

Quote :

"I've done the gym thing, gets annoying listening to men taking a shit while they are squating 5000 lbs."

What always gets my goat is the awkward accidental eye contact followed by the hardass attempted stare down by the meatheads.

1/17/2010 7:53:22 PM

If you start going, then continue to go. Don't be the person who shows up for a week and decides that exercising is too hard and the time spent at the gym would better be substitued at Bojangles getting a 4 piece supreme dinner with french fries and iced tea. Because all you have done is brought your sweaty little body heat around me, used equipment that i may have wanted to use, and got your gruby little sweaty swine flu fingers on everything

1/17/2010 7:53:23 PM

GRUBY

1/17/2010 7:54:03 PM

I'd like to know who can squat 5000 lbs....

1/17/2010 7:54:29 PM

^^^how do you know they stopped going...maybe they just started going at a different time.



[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 7:54 PM. Reason : ]

1/17/2010 7:54:35 PM

^^^^if you're so baller, why don't you get a goddamn boflex or something you fairy? Complaining about people bothering your prissy vagina is lame.

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 8:00 PM. Reason : Just change your workout around the new people]

1/17/2010 7:58:08 PM

hehe a bowflex would further add to his pussydom

1/17/2010 8:00:01 PM

1/17/2010 8:01:23 PM

but if they decided to start exercising on Jan 3rd, they're good.

1/17/2010 8:02:43 PM

^not.

1/17/2010 8:03:33 PM

Oh, so it's not really the "January 1st" part that's the problem

it's that the part where other people's decisions impact you

1/17/2010 8:07:37 PM

ALL FITNESS NOOBS NEED NOT APPLY, THE PUBLIC GYM DOES NOT DESIRE THEE

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 8:09 PM. Reason : a]

1/17/2010 8:09:06 PM

Quote :

"I'd like to know who can squat 5000 lbs.... "

PackMan92 is probably the closest haha

1/17/2010 8:13:40 PM

set em up

1/17/2010 8:14:29 PM