I’m right-handed so I use my right hand as the active hand. Make your own adjustments if necessary.

1. Get your cock erect.

2. Grab the base of your cock firmly with your left hand. Hold your right hand, fingers together, palm facing downward with a slight cupping to the palm.

3. Rub the palm of your right hand over the tip of your cock in a circular motion. Start at a slow to moderate pace with a light to medium touch and gradually increase both the speed and pressure as the sensations build.

4. After a few minutes, you will begin to feel some dull pain as well as a suffering sensation in the Glans/Head of the Penis, along with a slight urge to urinate.

5. Eventually, you will feel a definite feeling like you are going to leak out urine. Continue to stimulate the Glans/Head of the Penis until you end up feeling like you are leaking.

6. This leaking constitues the male version of a female ejaculation. It should feel luke warm, just like wetting your bed. The clear fluid (pre-urine state?) will come out in quick squirts, like a female ejaculation, not a continuous, medium stream like urine.

Some males ejaculate within the first few minutes, while some males take 30 minutes or more and still do not ejaculate. This depends on various factors, just like a female orgasm.

PS: The muscles in use here are the muscles responsible more for urinating, rather than ejaculating, so trying to recreate the sensations during ejaculation is the wrong way to go.

(The legs may end up shaking constantly during and after.)



Use this as a general guideline and modify to what works best for you.

Tips

1. Unless you live in a pig sty like me, the shower is a good place to experiment.

2. If you try it outside the shower, lay some newspapers down on the floor / carpet. Have towels at the ready. Aim away from the furniture.

3. When you first try this, it may take some time to reach the desired result. Once you learn the technique, less than one minute will be required for completion.

I do not know what percentage of the male population can squirt. Most everyone? Hardly anyone? Give it a try and let me know how you do.

1/18/2010 10:12:59 PM

wtf





































i am laughing my ass off

1/18/2010 10:14:00 PM

Oh well what the fuck is going on here

1/18/2010 10:14:31 PM

Oh, I see, you missed the thread.... Here it is:

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1/18/2010 10:15:19 PM

Consider it done.

1/18/2010 10:17:57 PM

That really doesn't look like fun at all.

1/18/2010 10:18:56 PM

Quote :

"Consider it done."

1/18/2010 10:19:31 PM

tmi, brah. tmi

1/18/2010 10:20:21 PM

pics or it didn't happen

er... actually let's get some videos instead

1/18/2010 10:36:38 PM

I tried it. It works.*





























































* This statement is entirely false.

1/19/2010 12:15:36 AM

Useless without video?

1/19/2010 12:19:50 AM

Quote :

"4. After a few minutes, you will begin to feel some dull pain as well as a suffering sensation in the Glans/Head of the Penis, along with a slight urge to urinate. 5. Eventually, you will feel a definite feeling like you are going to leak out urine. Continue to stimulate the Glans/Head of the Penis until you end up feeling like you are leaking. 6. This leaking constitues the male version of a female ejaculation. It should feel luke warm, just like wetting your bed. The clear fluid (pre-urine state?) will come out in quick squirts, like a female ejaculation, not a continuous, medium stream like urine."

that sounds absolutely horrible

wtf is pre-urine state? it's pre-cum you moron.

1/19/2010 12:21:41 AM

I squirt without even being hard when I wiggle my finger in my butthole for a few minutes. Feels good man. But then my finger stinks for the rest of the day.

1/19/2010 7:40:56 AM

1/19/2010 8:03:20 AM

your offer has been rejected

1/19/2010 9:26:11 AM

i mean, i stuck my dick in a paper towel roll, so i might as well do this too.

1/19/2010 9:29:52 AM

i remember when i was a kid reading some book from the 50's that said this was the method to get an erection.

how dumb.




also, OP, doesn't work.

1/19/2010 10:54:14 AM

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"suffering sensation"

no bueno

1/19/2010 11:08:46 AM

10/10


would read again


though I must say that sounds painful

1/19/2010 11:30:54 AM

yeah, i really don't see the point, it's all described as unpleasant

1/19/2010 12:09:29 PM

I would like to say that this myth has been



I thought I was going to hit my fucking ceiling.

Living room is not a good place for this.

1/20/2010 11:54:08 AM

you people are fucking strange

1/20/2010 11:56:19 AM

That's just pre-cum. And you don't have to go through that ridiculous procedure to get it.

It comes out every time I masturbate, from about a minute after starting, right until I ejaculate. Just a few drops, completely clear, and texture like water-based sexual lubricant.

Heck, I just have to be aroused intensely and it comes out without any touching.

WTF MAN?

BTW, anybody know whether it comes from the prostate or the bulbo-urethral gland?

1/20/2010 12:02:00 PM

Man I was wondering where trapezius was

about time you creeped up this thread you sick motherF

The rest of us were joking while you got all excited about it

1/20/2010 12:04:56 PM

Don't act all high and mighty like you didn't try it too...

1/20/2010 12:05:51 PM

Hahaha

1/20/2010 12:06:43 PM

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"Heck, I just have to be aroused intensely and it comes out without any touching."

yeah uhm leaky faucet is a sure sign of VD

1/20/2010 12:11:08 PM

Quote :

"It is primarily produced by the bulbourethral glands (Cowper's glands), with the glands of Littre (the mucus-secreting urethral glands) also contributing.[5]"

1/20/2010 12:13:29 PM

Quote :

"yeah uhm leaky faucet is a sure sign of VD"

I flow like crazy...and I'm clean. I know this.

1/20/2010 12:15:25 PM

Trolls are here now, fagging up the thread.

Getting pre-cum in a few minutes of intense arousal means you have a VD? Or maybe you have ED?

Getting pre-cum means you are creepy? No, it means you are normal.

Trolls.

1/20/2010 12:29:19 PM

bttt

1/5/2011 9:01:54 AM

This is how I always masterbate.

1/5/2011 9:09:53 AM

I don't know how to incorporate this into my regular masturbatory habits of slamming it in a desk drawer.

1/5/2011 11:16:46 AM

tww meme?

1/5/2011 11:17:53 AM

Consider it done

1/5/2011 11:20:45 AM

iop1

1/5/2011 11:34:58 AM

feels good man

1/5/2011 11:39:35 AM