It's a new show on G4 that I admit I've been having entirely too much fun with. I mean, COPS if fun, but it's hard for me to empathize with crackheads. Much easier for me to get on the same page with drunk, underage assholes who think they can talk their way out of arrests.

I believe my favorite comment so far was by a kid being cited for marijuana possession:

"And why is marijuana illegal, huh? It's because the big corporations don't want us making our clothes out of hemp, so they can keep us clothed in the doo-doo of the earth, polyester."

That's an exact quote, down to the doo-doo.

Anyway, I expect mockery and derision, but I wanted to share this possible source of amusement to all who post here.

1/19/2010 3:15:03 AM

i mean, the first half of that sentence was factual

1/19/2010 3:25:58 AM

Look, man, to each his own.

I know I'm not the only person on here who likes watching college students humiliated on television.

1/19/2010 3:28:43 AM

i'd probably watch it if i weren't lieing to myself by pretending i'm going to sleep

1/19/2010 3:33:10 AM

Quote :

"lieing to myself"

1/19/2010 7:22:54 AM

does it air at a certain time with new episodes or just at random times?

1/19/2010 7:51:07 AM

I'd like to see the Duke version of this show.

1/19/2010 8:04:41 AM

cotton

the fabric of our lives

1/19/2010 9:49:16 AM

Real Cops looks down on Campus Cops the same way La Liga players look down on Major League Soccer

1/19/2010 9:51:46 AM

I saw an episode or two awhile ago. They had an awesome one where this stupid hippy would constantly vandalize vending machines by cutting the power cord. They caught him on camera, and his reasoning was that he hated vending machines and how they forced you to buy their products or something retarded, then input any 'big corporation' 'save the earth' thing that any hippy says.

1/19/2010 9:59:30 AM

Wednesdays at 10pm i think...

1/19/2010 11:58:31 AM

The corporations sit there in their corporation buildings and see that's -- they're all corporationy, and they make money.

1/19/2010 12:15:02 PM

Quote :

"Real Cops looks down on Campus Cops the same way La Liga players look down on Major League Soccer"

actaully not true at all, contrary to popular belief.

1/19/2010 12:41:27 PM

I think the new episodes are Wednesday at 11.

And yeah, the vending machine guy was pretty funny. He didn't even seem to have an overarching thing besides, "I don't like vending machines."

And when they first brought him in: "Do you know why you're here?"
"I'm going to guess it's because I've been vandalizing a lot of vending machines."

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They've gone to ECU a couple of times, but nowhere else in NC yet.

1/19/2010 1:09:53 PM

1/21/2010 12:43:44 AM

I watched one episode and got to see both FSU and ECU taken down.

1/21/2010 12:45:26 AM

1/21/2010 12:46:25 AM

maybe they'll come to State and melanndelyn can be on this show

1/21/2010 8:22:50 AM

^ sick burn?

1/21/2010 8:30:49 AM

I watch this show

1/21/2010 8:37:09 AM

^2 haha no, I meant because she's a cop now for State's PD

1/21/2010 8:43:08 AM

seriously?

1/21/2010 9:16:54 AM

that is fucking scary

1/21/2010 10:40:18 AM

this show is great. I saw the vending machine one too, he was all upset because it offered non-nutritional foods or something like that... haha

1/21/2010 10:51:22 AM

^3 yeah she goes on patrol next week (I think)

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1/21/2010 10:51:57 AM