Me and BettrOffDead are socking away some cash, going on a cooze cruise, and then branding some snatch -- from here to the Bahamas.

Who wants it?

1/23/2010 1:25:29 AM

Wants what?

Memories?

1/23/2010 1:27:55 AM

Wants what?

The tears of baby Jesus?

1/23/2010 1:32:32 AM

i want it

1/23/2010 1:41:42 AM

I already have it

1/23/2010 1:45:32 AM

all aboard the fucking cooze cruse retards


ports of call include bea arthurs dead box and blanche dubois' DUBOIS if you know what i mean. wink wink, nudge nudge

also, whiskey makes you cruse

1/23/2010 2:48:08 AM

Fucking OATH.

I can smell it from here.

1/23/2010 10:43:24 AM

this thread makes no sense

sounds like some fucktards trying to speak

1/23/2010 11:05:20 AM

Quote :

"blanche dubois' DUBOIS"

hahahahahahahaha

1/23/2010 11:39:46 AM

ALL ABOARD, poonhounds!

1/23/2010 10:45:30 PM

ALL ABOURDS, muffbuckets!

1/23/2010 10:50:58 PM

1/23/2010 10:52:24 PM

Quote :

"marko Tom Joad 68071 Posts user info edit post block user Wants what? Memories?"

you're great a lot of the time

1/23/2010 10:57:47 PM

fermat, are you hitting on me? cause im game




OOPS i meant im gay

1/23/2010 11:02:22 PM

Quote :

"MAN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BOOZE CRUISE"

1/24/2010 2:56:08 AM

I GOT MA UCKING SEA LEGS! WE CRUSE WE CRUSE!

1/24/2010 3:24:34 AM

ha, you two faggots couldn't pull snatch

1/24/2010 10:32:38 AM

You fucktards could not get laid in a whorehouse with a blank cheque.

1/24/2010 10:51:12 AM

hahaha

i forgot about this thread.

bttt

also, really ggmon? gonna call somebody a fucktard then spell check "cheque"?

3/30/2010 12:57:08 PM

the best part about a cruise is they can only run so far

3/30/2010 1:17:34 PM

So are you back yet - how many pounds of vag did you snag?

3/30/2010 1:46:26 PM

Cheque is check in spanish.

Could be accidental, could have been on purpose. Just saying.

3/30/2010 1:56:44 PM

i snagged all the snizz, faggot

3/30/2010 2:45:36 PM

how many - give us numbers cuntface.

3/30/2010 2:52:19 PM

elbow deep in froyo

3/30/2010 2:57:13 PM

I once had a room with no windows on a cruise

No windows = No light

No light = No standards

You get the idea

3/30/2010 2:59:42 PM

up to my knees in BEAVERCHEESE

3/30/2010 2:59:58 PM

0

3/30/2010 3:02:22 PM

You guys going on the cruise line's fag ship?

3/30/2010 3:03:52 PM

i popped a cocktail of ativan, extenZe, stacker 2, black market vioxx, viagra, and fish oil, then plowed my way through every poon patch on that boat

3/30/2010 3:05:15 PM

^ You did not.

I'm not doubting the cocktail. Just everything else.

3/30/2010 3:11:05 PM

SO how many girls did you bang. Actual #.

I'm OFFICIALLY calling you out, faggot.

3/30/2010 3:21:18 PM

heaven forbid someone jokes around on the internet

better question his dickin' numbers

3/30/2010 3:25:14 PM

TWW should make you submit your dickin' numbers like companies make you submit expense reports

3/30/2010 3:26:33 PM

^^ Heaven forbid somebody call someone the fuck out on the Internet.

3/30/2010 3:29:22 PM

^You better edit that while you have the chance. The first rule of TWW is that you don't fuck with pshoes.

3/30/2010 3:54:26 PM