MARRIED PEOPLE

Seriously, you can't just go out for drinks without getting a permission slip signed?

You have to check in to see if its cool to stay for the 2nd half?

You can't go to the titty bar?

You have to check in every 45 minutes?

You can't take your ring off when you're out of town for the weekend?

You have to be home by 12 during the week?

You can't smoke weed with Slave Famous?




Its getting to the point where I'm hanging out exclusively with single people

2/3/2010 10:03:55 PM

shut up

2/3/2010 10:04:38 PM

Thats generally kind of part of being married. You have to consider someone else's thoughts/feelings in pretty much everything you do. There are of course exceptions.

2/3/2010 10:05:32 PM

I can't see how that would appeal to anyone under the age of 35

2/3/2010 10:06:20 PM

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"You can't take your ring off when you're out of town for the weekend?"

you take out this sentence, and i'm with you

most of my married friends aren't like this at all....it's actually more of my friends that are just in relationships

2/3/2010 10:06:35 PM

it's important while dating to make it known to your girlfriend that when you gotta go... you gotta go
that she can't be asking your questions like 'where are you going"
and most importantly, that you'll be home when your key hits the door.

you can't waiver from this position at all
else
she's got you trapped

2/3/2010 10:06:51 PM

once a friend gets married it doesn't take long for them to become an acquaintance.

2/3/2010 10:07:02 PM

^depends on the friend

2/3/2010 10:07:35 PM

The ring thing is up for debate...its more have a good time than actually bang someone else, the thought being that you inherently have a better time when other people don't know you're married

2/3/2010 10:08:28 PM

"setting down" = "giving up on life"

2/3/2010 10:08:33 PM

there are rare exceptions, but i'd say its true for 95% of the people i've known.

2/3/2010 10:08:48 PM

Asking the wife is it OK is a consideration type of thing. Like "Sure you can use my bathroom." or "Yes, you can eat my leftovers." The chances of her saying No are pretty slim, but not asking is just asking for a fight.

2/3/2010 10:10:47 PM

Yall have seperate bathrooms, what the heck

and its always easier to get forgiveness than permission

2/3/2010 10:11:25 PM

I'm married - and do none of these things.

2/3/2010 10:11:44 PM

its prob an issue more with a change of plans

husband told wife he was going to be home after work. the opportunity for drinks came up, so he calls as a courtesy to her. not so much 'permission'

more so that she can make other plans if she wants, or she can make her own dinner plans

i dont see the big idea. its called consideration not permission ^^^ yup, i was posting when you posted lol

and since all i work with are married men, i see how they act. they use the wife excuse because they really DONT want to do some of the shit their friends want to do so they use it as an easy out

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:12 PM. Reason : bottombby]

2/3/2010 10:12:09 PM

I didn't mean that my husband has to ask to use my bathroom. I mean like when you're company and you ask to use someone's bathroom. It's the same type of question. The person isn't going to say "no," but asking is the polite thing to do.

2/3/2010 10:12:56 PM

i also think a lot of people say this because they are honestly just checking with their wife to make sure there isn't something scheduled that they've forgotten about

2/3/2010 10:13:42 PM

Point is, any sense of independence is gone

and when they have kids, well, that just takes the fucking cake, doesn't it

2/3/2010 10:14:01 PM

^^ haha totally, i almost posted that but didn't want to seem like i was stereotyping.. but its true

^ wtf do you think getting married is about?

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:14 PM. Reason : ksdjkjdsf]

2/3/2010 10:14:28 PM

Before we had a baby, my husband would ask me because I usually wanted to tag along.

2/3/2010 10:14:38 PM

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"I usually wanted to tag along."

doh!

2/3/2010 10:15:44 PM

my guess is that your married friends would rather hang out with their wives than you and use them as an excuse

2/3/2010 10:16:03 PM

Invite girlfriend.

Maybe I'm the only one who has a girlfriend who is enjoyable around other people?

Girlfriend =\= wife so whatever I guess.

2/3/2010 10:16:13 PM

No way

Their wives are annoying and look like Linda Cohn

2/3/2010 10:16:42 PM

I am totally one of the guys.

2/3/2010 10:16:43 PM

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"You can't take your ring off when you're out of town for the weekend?"

No.

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"You have to be home by 12 during the week?"

No, but call so I don't worry the worst thing just happened (and I can proceed to hog the bed and covers).

2/3/2010 10:17:31 PM

I have to check in and see if I can con my wife out of cash to spend at the bar, and I have to call to make sure we're not going to end up at the same titty bar. I can't take the ring off cause it's stuck, and I have to be home by 12 because I'm old as fuck and started drinking at 2.

I can't smoke weed with Slave Famous because he's puffing on that bullshit and not that Buddha loving bomb shit.

2/3/2010 10:17:32 PM

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"I am totally one of the guys."

that's what EVERY woman i've ever talked to says/thinks



[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : kijh]

2/3/2010 10:17:37 PM

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""You can't take your ring off when you're out of town for the weekend?" No."

OK this bullshit, the point is that you're not suppose to know elkakeibie

He's not going to tell you "Hey wife, I'm taking my ring off and hunting for strange"

Its a guy thing

2/3/2010 10:19:14 PM

why take off the ring? wtf difference does it make?

2/3/2010 10:19:47 PM

whatev.
my husband likes hanging out with me.
that's how we ended up dating.
i was one of the guys before we started going out.

2/3/2010 10:19:57 PM

Why would the wife say no? That's an excuse for her to have a Girls' Night Out and go dancing and drink martinis.

2/3/2010 10:20:17 PM

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"Maybe I'm the only one who has a girlfriend who is enjoyable around other people?"

probably not

some guys enjoy hanging out with just guys

just like girls have their girls night

but no one wants a friend whos sig other is ALWAYS around. its cool to bring them along so everyone gets to know each other but you also need to know when to leave her at home and have a guys night

2/3/2010 10:20:40 PM

Because single women have a weird thing where they won't talk to or fuck married guys

Strange, I know, but thats the way the world turns

2/3/2010 10:20:52 PM

My husband never wears his ring.
I only wear mine when it suits me.

But some people think not wearing your ring is shenanigans.

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:21 PM. Reason : sp]

2/3/2010 10:21:01 PM

LOL And definitely this with my husband

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"i also think a lot of people say this because they are honestly just checking with their wife to make sure there isn't something scheduled that they've forgotten about"

2/3/2010 10:21:28 PM

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"whatev. my husband likes hanging out with me. that's how we ended up dating. i was one of the guys before we started going out."

that's great, and i'm happy for you and your husband

BUT his friends prolly don't consider you "one of the guys"

2/3/2010 10:21:56 PM

Also...any girls who think their husbands like to hang out with them and your husband's friends

YOUR HUSBANDS FRIENDS FUCKING HATE YOU

Their just too nice to say anything

No straight men enjoy the company of women that they don't have some chance of banging

2/3/2010 10:22:22 PM

his friends were my friends first.

2/3/2010 10:23:26 PM

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2/3/2010 10:24:13 PM

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"his friends were my friends first."

well then why would you have to "tag along"?



[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:24 PM. Reason : kjh]

2/3/2010 10:24:22 PM

We all worked together, but I quit the job.
They'd all make plans at work to go out afterwards.
I'd get a call/txt to meet them at the bar if I wanted.


but my point is. . .not all bitches suck ass.

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:26 PM. Reason : .]

2/3/2010 10:25:55 PM

I'd like to say that no friend likes a sig other who has said friend by the balls either.

2/3/2010 10:27:15 PM

and my point is....EVERY woman thinks she is "one of the guys" and thinks that guys view them that way. not true.

2/3/2010 10:27:38 PM

^^nope, not at all

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:28 PM. Reason : .]

2/3/2010 10:27:56 PM

well, my husband is a total girl, so i'm not even relevant to this conversation.

2/3/2010 10:28:36 PM

MARRIED PEOPLE

Seriously, you can't just go out for drinks without getting a permission slip signed? I do what the hell I want. I just let the wife know out of courtesy, not to ask permission.

You have to check in to see if its cool to stay for the 2nd half? Yeah, but only to make sure she didn't have any awesome surprises waiting for me at home. I've missed out on some cool shit before.

You can't go to the titty bar? My wife would ask if she could come. So, no, I wouldn't ask if I didn't want her to ask me if she could tag along.

You have to check in every 45 minutes? Fuck that.

You can't take your ring off when you're out of town for the weekend? Only if I want to mess with other womens' minds Or when I go to a bar. Once I spent 3 hours out of 5 in a bar explaining why I got married (because I'm young) and if my wife knew about my whereabouts, who I was with, what I was doing, etc... Fuck that. no ring sometimes means less drama, with other people other than my wife.

You have to be home by 12 during the week? No...

You can't smoke weed with Slave Famous? I don't smoke. I like my job, for now.




Its getting to the point where I'm hanging out exclusively with single people. Well good for you, sir.

2/3/2010 10:28:55 PM

well then stop

2/3/2010 10:28:58 PM

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"Because single women have a weird thing where they won't talk to or fuck married guys "

you should put on a ring and test that theory.

2/3/2010 10:29:19 PM

shmorri2, knows what it's all about.

2/3/2010 10:30:21 PM