^^^Seriously?

My aunt worked as a corporate attorney and then she retired early to work in adult literacy.

She died shortly after her retirement.

Do you work in adult literacy for real?

3/9/2015 8:27:25 PM

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/339802574

Quote :

"Hamburger University Professor McDonald's Oak Brook, IL, US"

Quote :

"Job description Hamburger University is looking for a talented candidate for the HU Professor position. The primary responsibility of this position is to influence our students' behaviors - leading to improved business results. Professors facilitate learning in a multitude of arenas, including GM Business Leadership Capstone, Operations Consultant course, seed stores, and support of field initiatives as needed. This position may include travel to U.S. regional offices for deployment and delivery purposes"

6/22/2017 1:12:03 PM

Is it a tenure track position?

6/22/2017 1:17:11 PM

Only if you agree to eat a burger for breakfast and lunch each at work on workdays.

6/22/2017 1:48:41 PM

I'm pretty sure that's just the name of their manager training program. It's fun to dream though.

6/22/2017 3:11:13 PM

I'M GOING TO BOVINE UNIVERSITY

6/22/2017 5:01:02 PM

I, too, went to State

6/22/2017 5:04:00 PM

Quote :

"wtf, WTF mcdonalds, why cant you make eating healthy a little easier"

They just did; they serve Cleaning Fluid Lattes now to clean you inside out.

McDonald's serves pregnant Canadian cleaning fluid latte

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45037850

Quote :

"McDonald's has issued an apology after an expectant mother in Canada was served cleaning solution instead of the latte she ordered."

Quote :

"He [supervisor] explained that the machine had been cleaned as usual that morning but the milk supply line to the latte machine had not been disconnected from the cleaning solution while Ms Douglas' drink was prepared."

8/2/2018 4:53:44 AM

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-an-ex-cop-rigged-mcdonalds-monopoly-game-and-stole-millions

The trial was on Sept. 10, 2001. No wonder I never knew about this. Thanks for ruining McDonald's monopoly, asshole!!

8/2/2018 11:34:07 AM

So...McDonald's was probably extremely happy about 9/11

8/2/2018 11:43:02 AM

interesting read

8/2/2018 11:51:15 AM

More like WackDonalds amirite?

[Edited on August 2, 2018 at 2:55 PM. Reason : ]

8/2/2018 2:51:20 PM

I haven't had McD's in years?

If I went tomorrow, what should I order?

8/2/2018 11:06:41 PM

French fries

And maybe a McFlurry

8/2/2018 11:13:35 PM

Made the mcd mistake the other day. Won't be doing that again. Felt like shit afterward.

8/2/2018 11:27:38 PM

I would get their Mighty Wings if they re-introduced them.

8/3/2018 2:11:12 AM

I got Big Mac for old time’s sake and it was a mistake

8/6/2018 9:38:28 AM

I would get their Mighty Wings if they re-introduced them.

8/6/2018 11:20:33 AM

^^ same

8/6/2018 11:58:40 AM