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Lex
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I just tried to submit one but it doesn't look like it went through on the jokes page. broken?

2/20/2010 8:53:22 AM

qntmfred
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Quote :
"A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
"


they're in there, they just need to be approved. nobody's looked at it in a while i guess. i'm more inclined to just scrap the whole section though

[Edited on February 20, 2010 at 9:46 AM. Reason : .]

2/20/2010 9:44:31 AM

Lex
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oh awesome. i like the jokes!

2/20/2010 10:17:30 AM

lion4russell
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the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

3/17/2010 1:05:04 PM

wdprice3
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I, too, like the jokes section.

3/17/2010 4:09:28 PM

Spontaneous
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Meh, I could live without this section.

3/17/2010 11:37:50 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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There's a jokes section?!

3/18/2010 4:06:24 AM

TreeTwista10
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its not a 'section' like Chit Chat or Sports Talk...its just the feature on the homepage

3/18/2010 11:07:59 AM

Ernie
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message_section.aspx?section=16

3/18/2010 11:14:45 AM

qntmfred
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icwydt

3/18/2010 11:59:31 AM

WtchyWmn
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I like the Jokes...I read them to my friends who find them horribly offensive, which please me. Please do not destroy this section, kthx.

4/6/2010 10:33:55 PM

FroshKiller
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SVA.

4/7/2010 7:09:26 AM

amac884
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we need a "rides" section

4/7/2010 8:22:02 AM

craptastic
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^That would be pretty cool. People could post when and where they are going, so that others could share rides with them.

4/7/2010 5:38:10 PM

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