Which takes priority?

3/14/2010 2:29:53 PM

I'd rather eat pie than steak.

3/14/2010 2:30:53 PM

^ fail

3/14/2010 2:36:08 PM

3/14/2010 2:38:21 PM

i don't understand the fascination with pi day. so Steak&BJ wins

3/14/2010 2:46:42 PM

haha is that even a contest?

3/14/2010 2:49:56 PM

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"Steak&BJ wins"

3/14/2010 2:53:04 PM

this isnt even a contest. why would anyone think of something else

3/14/2010 3:04:49 PM

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

3/14/2010 3:30:38 PM

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"i don't understand the fascination with pi day."

translation: I'm a fucking retard.

Pi day is so nerdy it's cool.

3/14/2010 4:18:40 PM

you're right. i should care much more about some number i don't give a fuck about

3/14/2010 4:21:26 PM

well if you have an intellectual/artistic passion, just imagine a day devoted to that

3/14/2010 4:43:37 PM

can't they exist harmoniously?

steak for dinner, pie for dessert, bj somewhere in between

3/14/2010 5:02:29 PM

^ yes, they can exist in harmony. but keep in mind, if you do that this steak & BJ day... you'll have to do that EVERY steak & BJ day.

3/14/2010 5:04:17 PM

I don't see that being a problem.

anything for my boo

3/14/2010 5:28:13 PM

Steak, then bj, then in about 30 minutes... cream pie

3/14/2010 5:30:46 PM

how about eating pi during the beej

3/14/2010 5:40:45 PM

pi sucks

3/14/2010 6:23:10 PM

i'd eat a whipped cream bikini

3/14/2010 6:53:16 PM

^That could be covering a sort of pie, I suppose.

3/14/2010 7:06:29 PM

^^

3/14/2010 7:25:21 PM

PI DAY

3/14/2016 10:25:30 AM

Today is the wife's bday. No way I'm ever getting a bj on HER bday. RIP steak & bj day, the last time I got to redeem was 2007.

3/14/2016 10:49:50 AM

^sounds like you need a new wife.

3/14/2016 10:51:58 AM

You are right. Not getting a bj on her birthday is grounds for divorce. You should be a marriage counselor.

3/14/2016 11:09:01 AM

If she is unwilling on her birthday, that's understandable. Honestly, I can't imagine a good birthday that involved a dick in my mouth either.

However, if she is unwilling, she should nominate a surrogate.

3/14/2016 11:13:27 AM

Since I refuse to celebrate to V-day, I refuse to celebrate Steak & BJ day. Also because I'm the one that does the cooking and the grocery shopping, so I can have steak whenever I damn well please. Also because 2.5 years into this relationship, the bjs have not tapered off (although you married gentlemen can refrain from telling me "They will" in that sort of haughty way you have, I already know it perfectly well).

Well, I did sort of celebrate valentine's last year, but only because on February 13 my girlfriend's car flipped over out in bumfuck, Africa. Extenuating circumstances.

3/14/2016 11:32:07 AM

today is to close to the holiest of days 3/16, Stone Cold Steve Austin Day.

3/14/2016 11:45:49 AM

I was commenting more on this part:

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"the last time I got to redeem was 2007"

Sounds like you need a new wife.

3/14/2016 12:10:44 PM

Her birthday has always been March 14. 2007 was the last time I was both A) Seeing a girl on March 14 and B) That girl's birthday wasn't March 14.

3/14/2016 1:49:09 PM

Sounds like you need a new wife.

3/14/2016 3:32:07 PM

Sounds like you need a new wife.

3/14/2016 3:49:05 PM

As another Pi day wraps up for the year, I want to remind everyone that it would not be possible for your wife to even fathom the circumference of the plumage (based on nothing more than diameter of the cylindroid member) but for Pi.

3/14/2016 11:28:37 PM