Dude posts some comedy gold, and this has gone unnoticed for far too long.

Quote :

"I think the best solution would be to abduct Michael Glapion and keep him alive in a basement pit for several weeks. After he loses weight you can cut his skin off and use it to create a Glapion suit with your own hands. Then you can put your handcrafted Glapion suit on, tuck your weiner, and post on TWW."

3/16/2010 4:48:24 PM

i, too, appreciate mr. joshua

3/16/2010 4:49:14 PM

his dog is fucking awesome

3/16/2010 4:49:33 PM

Amongst the highest tier of tdubbers.


A +++++ WOULD READ AGAIN

3/16/2010 4:52:31 PM

awww

<3 you guys

3/16/2010 4:52:44 PM

I don't particularly care for him

3/16/2010 4:54:42 PM

3/16/2010 5:46:30 PM

^

3/16/2010 5:52:28 PM

Post. I love the guy.

3/16/2010 5:53:55 PM

bump

10/5/2010 1:34:49 PM

i am, indeed, a fan

10/5/2010 1:45:16 PM

I love his name. I think I'll take it.

10/5/2010 1:49:44 PM

BIG BUMP FOR THIS GUY!

So many of my favorite jokes of his are thread-dependent so I won't quote.

But so much love for Mr. Joshua! Consistently has me smiling.

10/5/2010 1:51:58 PM

every time I think things cant get any gayer I think of Mr. Joshua. He revealed to me anything can be made gayer with glitter

10/5/2010 1:58:53 PM

I like this guy as well. His name is not Joshua.

10/5/2010 2:02:11 PM

I called him Joshua for a while, didn't realize he had a "real" name

10/5/2010 2:07:05 PM

I think GeniuSxBoY love his name from the movie!

And I do too!

Overflowing with love and exclamation marks!!!

10/5/2010 2:08:18 PM

he's hilarious that's for sure.

10/5/2010 2:25:46 PM

Quote :

"every time I think things cant get any gayer I think of Mr. Joshua. He revealed to me anything can be made gayer with glitter"

LOL

10/5/2010 2:34:38 PM

awwww

<3 you guys

10/5/2010 3:03:44 PM

Just yesterday I was actually thinking, 'ya know what? I really like Mr. Joshua'...

10/5/2010 8:08:25 PM

I LOL at almost every single post he makes... I wish I knew where that clapping .gif was


PS - one day when I was bored at work I read your entire "random thoughts" thread to my sister and we were laughing so much we were crying good stuff.

10/5/2010 8:09:46 PM

He's aight.

I mean, he would be 10x better if he had a nice rack, a cute face, a nice ass, and a vagina. But he's working well with what he has.

10/5/2010 8:11:00 PM

EMCE

10/5/2010 8:12:07 PM

oh hey m2c

I think you're the bee's knees

10/5/2010 8:12:33 PM

I just went and read Mr. Joshua's Random Thoughts thread...I think at some point in the near future I will make this my FB status:

When I'm driving through a neighborhood and I see a dog taking a crap, I hate the fact that I can't roll down the window and yell "HEY!" at the dog and surprise them. I've tried it; instead of jumping in the air, jerking their head and making a WTF look, they just keep pooping. If I were crapping outdoors I would certainly be vulnerable to that kind of thing.

10/5/2010 8:27:30 PM

I appreciate

10/5/2010 8:28:44 PM

bump for

Quote :

"3/18/2011 11:04:39 AM Slave Famous All American 25569 Posts user info edit post While that's admirable, I'd like to think my dog would use my corpse resourcefully, eating my vital organs for sustenance and using my body cavity for shelter. Mr. Joshua Yes, Cuban B 36832 Posts user info edit post ^^ I'd hope that mine would wear my skin like a mask and take advantage of my high credit score."

3/18/2011 10:19:24 PM

Quote :

"gg i usually close emails with "white power""

in regards to people who say "cheers" in written correspondence

hilarious

3/20/2011 12:01:08 AM

mr. joshua is everything special to me.

3/20/2011 12:48:00 PM

I'm worried about posting here for fear of giving Mr. Joshua a big head and losing motivation to make us all LOL

3/20/2011 12:59:50 PM

Quote :

""Drops of Jupiter" is probably the Train track that I would kill myself with."

(which TWWer killed herself on train tracks)

Thank you for giving me a lol this morning

3/29/2011 7:35:17 AM

I do love this guy.

One day he will love me back.

3/29/2011 8:57:56 AM

he is awesome

3/29/2011 5:16:35 PM

Quote :

"3/18/2011 11:04:39 AM Slave Famous All American 25569 Posts user info edit post While that's admirable, I'd like to think my dog would use my corpse resourcefully, eating my vital organs for sustenance and using my body cavity for shelter. Mr. Joshua Yes, Cuban B 36832 Posts user info edit post ^^ I'd hope that mine would wear my skin like a mask and take advantage of my high credit score."

Yeah...that one was gold. Mr. Joshua is on a higher level of funny...and those two comments showed it. Sorry Slave.

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 5:21 PM. Reason : .]

3/29/2011 5:20:58 PM

Quote :

"The last time that I went to the Longbranch a gentleman yelled "I can smell your cunt" and flinged a handful at semen at my face. "

4/28/2011 7:48:24 AM

Geez, I didn't realize how often I reference Silence of the Lambs.

4/28/2011 3:49:24 PM

Thunder stealing motherfuckers ITT

4/28/2011 4:06:48 PM

<--- a fan

4/28/2011 4:08:43 PM

WOOT WOOT!

4/28/2011 10:47:10 PM

Quote :

"Thank god they waited until after the royal wedding for this."

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5/1/2011 11:16:02 PM