bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
my girl left me. abruptly, and out of nowhere. we didn't date too long in the grand scheme of things, but i think i loved her. maybe the first girl i've ever actually loved. i've never been broken up with and i don't know how to handle this.
and even now, emo music is still fucking gay. 3/17/2010 4:17:09 AM
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DylanDylan Veteran 174 Posts user info edit post |
she prolly broke up with you cause youre a clingy douche. How can you even try listening to emo music now. she prolly left you for a real man you prolly couldn't measure up. 3/17/2010 4:23:15 AM
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bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
you must be right
[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 4:28 AM. Reason : you're a big man, maybe it was you?] 3/17/2010 4:27:32 AM
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bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
nah but for real i couldnt care less about the bitch
she was hot and the sex was pretty good, that's about all she had going for her
i'm letting my pride issues confuse me 3/17/2010 4:33:48 AM
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DylanDylan Veteran 174 Posts user info edit post |
maybe she broke up with you because your vagina is bigger than hers suck it up bitch 3/17/2010 4:37:49 AM
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jklohr Starting Lineup 98 Posts user info edit post |
^Dylan is a cunt..but man up son 3/17/2010 4:41:24 AM
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Konami All American 10855 Posts user info edit post |
3/17/2010 4:43:58 AM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "but i think i loved her. maybe the first girl i've ever actually loved." |
You just feel that way now because she dumped your ass. 3/17/2010 6:41:34 AM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
She most likely left cause you have a a lame ass scree name like "bodymassage" 3/17/2010 8:02:49 AM
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Wraith All American 27288 Posts user info edit post |
Mr. Body Massage Machine.... GO! 3/17/2010 9:32:48 AM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42V8CqWw0xM 3/17/2010 9:34:17 AM
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bassjunkie All American 3093 Posts user info edit post |
Head down to the bodymassage parlor and get yourself a good ol' fashion tug-n-chug
You'll be a new man 3/17/2010 9:57:34 AM
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lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
just cry, let your feeling out, dont listen to the other guys, embrace your feelings 3/17/2010 10:46:52 AM
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McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
Allow me to offer you some advice:
at bada, by 4 oclock last year, it was already almost full and me and Danny had already been flashed 3/17/2010 10:56:34 AM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
bodymassage, you should meet leathermyst. 3/17/2010 11:09:03 AM
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arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
you gay, nigga 3/17/2010 11:19:10 AM
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Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
Tell all the fish to grab a number. keep going through numbers til you find a big fish. 3/17/2010 11:30:14 AM
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Stimwalt All American 15292 Posts user info edit post |
You act like you cannot get another hot chick. Rinse and repeat my friend, unless you had facial reconstruction... in that case aim lower. 3/17/2010 11:45:57 AM
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pack_bryan Suspended 5357 Posts user info edit post |
many lolz in here. 3/17/2010 11:54:35 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
lol 3/17/2010 11:55:38 AM
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witchywmn Starting Lineup 59 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She most likely left cause you have a a lame ass scree name like "bodymassage"" |
I concur. 3/17/2010 11:58:29 AM
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