She wants to be the World's Fattest Woman. She'll settle for World's Fattest Mom.

http://tinyurl.com/yeax2yf

Quote :

"Donna Simpson is working as hard as she can to get fat -- very, very fat. She weighs 600 pounds, she claims, and is vying for the title of world's fattest woman from the Guinness Book of World Records."

3/18/2010 11:17:17 AM

Not going to get there with a Diet Orange Crush, I just don't think her heart's in it.

3/18/2010 11:18:49 AM

way to shoot for the stars, lady

3/18/2010 11:19:11 AM

that's hot

3/18/2010 11:19:12 AM

Are those her kids? Or her husband and daughter. The pics confuse me.

3/18/2010 11:19:21 AM

Then why the hell is she eating a burger with a single patty on it?

Dumb bitch

3/18/2010 11:19:35 AM

She needs a lot more patties on that burger too.
This chick is weaksauce.

^ lol.

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 11:20 AM. Reason : l]

3/18/2010 11:19:56 AM

How does this make you feel, thumper?

3/18/2010 11:20:47 AM

awful....

3/18/2010 11:21:16 AM

Click the link and read all the stuff on the 4 different pages. Those are her children. It tells you who she's competing with for Fattest Mom. It also tells you where she gets all the $$ for all those damned groceries and what her favorite food is (which apparently will surprise you).

3/18/2010 11:21:24 AM

looks like she has at least 4 sammiches on the table, so I can excuse the single patty burger

3/18/2010 11:22:05 AM

I watched this video on CNN.com yesterday

I also watched a video titled something like "Men play 70 rounds of golf"

I was like fuckin a that's a lot of golf

But in the video the two 70 year-old dudes discussed playing 70 holes, one for each year

And immediately after this, the voiceover guy still says 70 rounds

Fuckin weak sauce CNN

3/18/2010 11:23:11 AM

Oh gosh, I just clicked the link saying how she earns her money.

I feel bad for her. But I guess it's what she wants to do with her life...

3/18/2010 11:23:59 AM

kill it.

3/18/2010 11:25:46 AM

At least she's aiming to be the best at something!

3/18/2010 11:26:53 AM

That's too fat.

3/18/2010 11:27:46 AM

And her favorite food is sushi. Amazing.

I wonder how many rolls she eats in one sitting?

3/18/2010 11:28:07 AM

Quote :

"Oh gosh, I just clicked the link saying how she earns her money. "

And?

3/18/2010 11:29:12 AM

she runs a pay-to-look-at-the-grotesquely-fat-chick website

3/18/2010 11:31:02 AM

^^^ I hope she's eating Tempura Fried Philadelphia Rolls. Or Volcano Rolls. Those will help you pack on some pounds.

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 11:32 AM. Reason : .]

3/18/2010 11:31:21 AM

Hah, her website must be pretty successful if she makes at least $750/week to pay for her food, cuz Lord knows this woman doesn't work

3/18/2010 11:31:55 AM

Gross

Also doesn't Guinness frown on intentionally harmful things going in their book?

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that this guy didn't get in

3/18/2010 11:32:27 AM

Quote :

"$750/week to pay for her food"

$39,000/year to pay for her fatass to eat

jesus

3/18/2010 11:35:11 AM

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 11:35 AM. Reason : nm]

3/18/2010 11:35:32 AM

Yay, society!

3/18/2010 11:36:08 AM

She'll be dead before 2 years are up.

3/18/2010 11:38:11 AM

We can only hope, since she'll be a drain on whatever health care system is in place.

I've been to Walmart, so I've seen fatter people that aren't even trying. I also think her heart's just not in it.

3/18/2010 1:29:37 PM

I don't have $750/wk in income.

3/18/2010 1:31:23 PM

hopefully someone kills her if she doesn't kill herself lol!

3/18/2010 1:32:28 PM

lol!

3/18/2010 1:33:59 PM

wow. ive been feeding 2 overweight adults for $70 canadian per week for a while now

3/18/2010 1:35:05 PM

she could save a lot of money if she'd just hit the dollar menu at mcD's for every meal

3/18/2010 1:35:46 PM

We should send her various strategies.

3/18/2010 1:36:55 PM

kill it with fire

3/18/2010 1:42:12 PM

I wish I could donate about 50 lbs of fat to her.

3/18/2010 1:42:52 PM

She reminds me of that bookkeeper thing in "Blade" or Shrek.

3/18/2010 1:43:30 PM

jeebus, there's only so much stupid i can tolerate

3/18/2010 1:48:20 PM

Holy shit it was annoying reading that.

Quote :

"Her favorite food? You'll be surprised. How much does all that food cost? This much. How does she make that much money? Doing this, she's said."

Why the hell did they think it was a good idea to make you click on a link any time you wanna know the answer to the question... and even then it is just the answer thrown into a search engine.

3/18/2010 1:53:34 PM

Don't lie. You'd all hit it.

3/18/2010 1:54:40 PM

^^because they're trying to get more traffic on the Bing search engine i think, which is totally fucking stupid

3/18/2010 1:56:28 PM

^^^agreed

and also i do not find it surprising her favorite food is sushi.

all that white rice and mayo in the sushi that you can get does NOT make it that healthy.


now if she had said, plain air dried popcorn....THAT would be surprising

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 2:01 PM. Reason : ^]

3/18/2010 1:57:21 PM

she'd probably be a milf if she lost 480 lbs

3/18/2010 1:59:11 PM

also, how come nobody made the "typical, some black dude fucked a fat white chick" comment

3/18/2010 2:00:54 PM

Quote :

"She'll be dead before 2 years are up."

3/18/2010 4:22:35 PM

i hope she dies.

3/18/2010 4:24:37 PM

She should be eating stuff like this:

3/18/2010 4:28:25 PM

I'd like to throw some flour on that...

3/18/2010 4:30:44 PM

...and drop it in a deep fryer.

3/18/2010 4:31:29 PM

^is that mac and cheese in meat-dome?

3/18/2010 4:32:44 PM

Inside-out Spaghetti and Meatballs!

3/18/2010 4:33:11 PM