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I shower at work to save on my water bill.

I charge appliances at work to save on my electric bill.

3/22/2010 10:54:04 PM

siphon gas from your neighbor's car to save on your fuel bill

3/22/2010 10:56:23 PM

I take dumps at work to save on my toilet paper bill

3/22/2010 10:56:38 PM

I poop in the shower to save water









(not really)

3/22/2010 10:57:21 PM

I use the pull and pray method for birth control. And I pray twice, b/c praying is free!

3/22/2010 10:58:00 PM

make the bitch pay for dinner every now and then

lucy, you pull out?

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ]

3/22/2010 10:58:11 PM

i buy girls drinks instead of paying for a prostitute

3/22/2010 10:58:59 PM

I've mastered the dine and dash method.

3/22/2010 10:59:01 PM

^^^^
I'm not at all sure that's gonna save money in the long run

3/22/2010 10:59:02 PM

I don't have a TV. I just use teedub as my prime source for entertainment.

That and my alky neighbors.

3/22/2010 11:03:02 PM

Quote :

"I take dumps at work to save on my toilet paper bill"

I used to do that when I was a nanny...I got my body trained so I only had to go when I was there.

3/22/2010 11:04:13 PM

I don't have a tv and stay at work late to keep from eating. Then again, all i eat are Tic Tacs, which i buy in bulk.
I surf TWW for entertainment.
I multitask when I have to drive somewhere, run errands, get gas, on the way to the gym.

3/22/2010 11:07:23 PM

^^
if I found out that my nanny was taking all her dumps at my house, I would probably fire her on the spot

3/22/2010 11:08:39 PM

I don't drink much so it takes less to get hammered.

3/22/2010 11:08:40 PM

I'm hoping this is trolling. Otherwise

3/22/2010 11:10:22 PM

i pay hookers in advance and steal the money back while i'm hittin it doggy style.

then i tip them half of what they originally wanted so they feel like they did a good job.

3/22/2010 11:13:37 PM

^ that's rather noble of you - giving em a nice self-esteem boost really

3/22/2010 11:14:46 PM

i try

3/22/2010 11:15:29 PM

I use my nut from my previous JO session as lube for my current one

Rinse and Repeat

3/22/2010 11:17:53 PM

^I lol'd.

3/22/2010 11:18:49 PM

i shave in the shower, just hot water and shampoo

never really used shaving cream

sometimes brush my teeth in the shower too

hell, i ate a steak on the toilet once

3/22/2010 11:19:33 PM

I piss in the shower to save toilet water.

3/22/2010 11:20:21 PM

^^damn dude, even dogs know not to eat where they shit

3/22/2010 11:21:32 PM

i'm pretty sure it's cheaper to get hookers than having an actual girlfriend, so that would be my advice

3/22/2010 11:21:48 PM

i need some grocery store saving money tips

i don't get the paper - hardcore coupon people - do you just buy like the sunday paper once a week for the coupons?

3/22/2010 11:23:24 PM

^^^

3/22/2010 11:25:25 PM

^Fastest and laziest way to save money at the grocery store is to just fill out the damn application for a card for 'dem grocery stores.

3/22/2010 11:32:31 PM

i haveeeeeee those duhhh

i want coupons LOTS of them

3/22/2010 11:35:50 PM

There's a forum for that

a girl I work with was spending like 4 bux on $100 worth of groceries, but don't expect to get the healthy stuff

most of it is packaged crap on the inner isles of the grocery store

3/22/2010 11:38:02 PM

yea that is the problem

i just raid the produce section and it is like $$$

and cheese which is also $$$

3/22/2010 11:39:19 PM

I, too, shit and shower at work

3/22/2010 11:40:27 PM

I'm a big fan of the girls doing creampie to snowball to save on my sperm bill.

3/22/2010 11:40:49 PM

you can also take non-smoking smoke breaks and just don't smoke or do anything

3/22/2010 11:46:39 PM

I worked at Lowe's grocery store for a while, every now and then they would do triple coupon day. The record for most savings while I was there was $132 worth of groceries for -27 cents (we paid her 27 cents). Makes me think I should start this whole coupon clipping thing.

3/22/2010 11:50:27 PM

I live in an apartment with inclusive utilities, and I get free drinks at work. So there's not much I can do for money saving

3/22/2010 11:53:12 PM

Quote :

"I'm not at all sure that's gonna save money in the long run "

It will if you're a woman.

3/23/2010 12:06:07 AM

I wake up at 3 or 4 every morning and I rummage through the garbage and take all the good stuff before our resident dumpster diver can get to it.

Also at this time, I make a point to send at least one work-related email so that it looks as though I'm a dedicated employee and that everyone else is a slacker. I will hold this over my boss' head to get a raise.

3/23/2010 4:15:01 AM

In most modern automobiles the fuel injectors shut off when you're coasting in gear. So if you're slowing down for a red light off in the distance if you just coast from 50mph down to almost a stop while in gear you'll burn no fuel whatsoever.


*this only works if you have a manual transmission.

3/23/2010 9:11:13 AM

When I eat cereal in the morning, I leave the excess milk in the bowl, then fill it up the next day with the milk from the previous day. I also eat the cereal with a fork so there is a lot of leftover milk!

3/23/2010 9:15:30 AM

unplug your cable box during the day. those things suck up almost as much electricity when they're turned off as they do when they're on.
or just get rid of cable altogether.

3/23/2010 9:15:57 AM

^^that sounds disgusting...

3/23/2010 9:17:18 AM

3/23/2010 9:19:09 AM

Steal from homeless people and children to supplement your income.

3/23/2010 9:19:53 AM

photocopy your cash, and use it to pay for things where cash is accepted.



*this only works if you have a color copier.

3/23/2010 9:21:26 AM

I started stocking Jameson, Baileys (off brand), and Guinness, so I don't have to spend $7 a pop every time I need my car bomb fix

3/23/2010 9:22:54 AM

I read somewhere that if you're going to cook pasta you can bring the water to a boil, dump the pasta in, cover the pot and turn off the burner. It'll take about 15 minutes b/c of the reduction in heat but it will cook your pasta.

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 9:23 AM. Reason : I haven't personally tried this]

3/23/2010 9:23:00 AM

^^^and your partner in crime is a stupid blonde fifth grader who doesn't understand that photocopying a signature makes it obvious the signature isn't real

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 9:24 AM. Reason : not expecting anybody to understand this reference.]

3/23/2010 9:23:32 AM

Women: Go on match.com. Set up a date for every night of the week. In the middle of your date, excuse yourself to go to the restroom and sneak out the window.

The subscription will pay for itself in free meals.

3/23/2010 9:23:44 AM

^hey I'm on Match, I don't appreciate that shit

3/23/2010 9:24:33 AM

I rummage through my friends' couches looking for change when they leave me unattended. Then I use their change to buy them a burrito or a beer which makes them feel like they owe me one. I can usually leverage this into at least one free meal per month from each of my closest friends.

3/23/2010 9:24:51 AM