i wonder what the average tww user's tweets would be....

Quote :

" on tww on tww on tww masturbating crying eating chocolates taking shower drinking drinking drinking calling ex gf climbing tree mastrubating running away crying "

3/24/2010 1:47:48 AM

who do you follow on twitter?

3/24/2010 1:50:38 AM

mary anne fox

@dachancellor

3/24/2010 1:52:34 AM

this was both funny and clever way to go

3/24/2010 1:53:47 AM

Quote :

"MASTRUBATING"

3/24/2010 1:53:47 AM

applied for twitter?

3/24/2010 1:53:52 AM

follow24hodge
ConanOBrien
NPRMonitorMix
AndrewWK
michaelianblack
currincy

3/24/2010 1:56:55 AM

Quote :

"mary anne fox"

haha, her tweets is like

getting money
getting money
smoke a dub
getting money
getting money

ok, heres the formula for the rest of the thread, you say a person and say what their tweets would be

3/24/2010 1:57:59 AM

ebertchicago

it's kind of cute how much fun he seems to have with Twitter.

3/24/2010 1:59:05 AM

twitter is nothing without miley

NOTHING

3/24/2010 1:59:40 AM

i miss miley

3/24/2010 4:51:06 AM

My twitter is basically what I say out loud when watching sports and I post to it when I'm already on my phone or my laptop. Word of advice, don't ever talk shit about Kentucky on there. They have fucking crazy fans. I had like 10 direct message threats after an innocuous Calipari/World Wide Wes thread.

Quote :

"Another season of Joe Morgan on ESPN baseball. Sigh. #Mets "

Quote :

"Still tied with Oliver Purnell in all-time NCAA tourney wins! Phew! "

3/24/2010 8:07:33 AM

I HOPE TWITTER accepts you.

3/24/2010 8:18:53 AM

i cant think of a celebrity interesting enough to follow

3/24/2010 12:22:39 PM

lilyroseallen

any porn star

conan obrien

red box

3/24/2010 12:25:29 PM

wow, Ossama bin laden has a twitter account , but he never mentions where he is

but im following, conan, obama, paul krugman, tarantino

3/24/2010 3:05:53 PM

wish to god you actually had to apply

3/24/2010 5:02:00 PM

david spade flys southwest, cheap bastard

3/26/2010 3:07:06 AM

I'm really enjoying the progression of call ex, climb tree, masturbate, run away.

I envision a situation wherein one calls the ex while climbing a tree outside her window to masturbate, getting caught, and fleeing, but really it leaves itself open to many more interpretations.

3/26/2010 3:32:16 AM

i wish i had the foresight to register all the good celebrity names and auction them off, darn another missed opportunity
y'all give me a heads up on the next big thing

3/26/2010 3:42:15 PM

paris hilton tweet

Quote :

"Just finished The Runways. Now about to start this new Ben Stiller movie called Greenberg. Ben always makes me laugh, so a funny comedian. "

wtf, how does she get to rent the new ben stiller movie?

3/28/2010 2:28:46 AM

lafta my troll...how you doing my biatch...must suck to be you!

3/28/2010 2:37:56 AM

anyone follow jim carrey?
he's been posting some crazy ish lately

4/12/2010 3:05:00 PM

^

that's the beauty of twitter

it's him, but it's not...

no one gives a shit what you say if it's not audio or video, really

so a celebrity can say whatever crazy shit they want... with almost no repercussions to their image

it's pretty awesome

4/12/2010 3:08:59 PM

fuck, they told me they weren't hiring

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 12, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Reason : lets see what the NAACP has to say about this.]

4/12/2010 3:09:13 PM

^^wrong, the last two days huffingtonpost.com has been talking about what Carrey has said
he said "tiger wood's wife was a willing participant in the affairs"

so some are taking offense, he better watch what he says

4/12/2010 3:11:18 PM

they may care

but we don't care

and we're the ones that matter

4/12/2010 3:24:53 PM

jim carrey is such a weirdo

Quote :

"And now that I've established my moral superiority to everyone in the gossip industry, I'm going to yank it to free porn and go to bed! 8^•"

4/19/2010 12:50:20 PM

i got tired of jim carrey b/c he uses too many emoticons

4/19/2010 2:50:46 PM

i have a twitter account...i've never used it, but i have a dozen followers!

4/19/2010 2:52:18 PM