or he might just stab you with jolly ranchers!

Quote :

"Shiverdecker spends his time in prison growing his hair for Locks of Love and creating innovative shanks, in what he hopes will create a karmic balance. He reports that when people think of him, they think of “somebody like Macgyver because [Shiverdecker] stabbed someone with Jolly Ranchers”. That’s right, people, Jolly Ranchers, a bizarre feat that earned him a reputation as a troublemaker and ended all other inmates’ hard candy privileges forever. Because of Shiverdecker’s fights and flights, prison officials spend a lot of their time trying to convince him to demonstrate to rookie officers how he slips his cuffs and share his tactics for creating weapons out of anything under the sun. Shiverdecker’s reasons for refusing to participate in this training seminar mostly have to do with illuminating the differences between prison and kindergarten playgrounds. But when you “go away at ten-and-a-half for grand theft auto”, you probably have little else to compare prison to"

http://chixsoupformygradstudentsoul.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-grad-students-can-learn-from.html

i saw this dude on MSNBC's LockUp the other day: Extended Stay, New Mexico...Fight or Flight
episode. if someone can find and embeddable vid that would be great.

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 2:01 PM. Reason : SHIVERDECKER!!1]

3/30/2010 2:00:17 PM

ahahahaha

eat dat evidence

3/30/2010 2:02:11 PM

Quote :

"CANDY PRIVELEGES SUSPENDED"

3/30/2010 2:03:11 PM

I've stabbed someone with a jolly rancher before, those things can get pretty sharp.


Candy canes are better though.

3/30/2010 2:05:08 PM

a friend said there was a video where he explained in detail how he made the jolly rancher shank
something about a toilet paper roll to make a cone

in the video where Shiverdecker talks about it he said he grabbed as many jolly ranchers as he could from the canteen, melted them down into a cone and it was harder than glass. didnt say how he shaped the tip.



[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 2:06 PM. Reason : sdf]

3/30/2010 2:05:32 PM

it would take a while, but you could build one just by licking them

3/30/2010 2:07:40 PM

^^what did he melt them with?

3/30/2010 3:21:41 PM

^^ He's in there for 10.5 years. Time is of no concern to him.

3/30/2010 3:31:50 PM

+1 for Candy Canes

You could easily kill someone with a well-tipped one thru their eyeball

3/30/2010 3:34:16 PM