nah strippers kinda gross me out a little and they always try and give me a lot of attention.

However, a male strip club could be fun

4/7/2010 3:07:49 PM

go to the former mustang ranch in selma if you want a trashy experience.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:08 PM. Reason : ]

4/7/2010 3:07:50 PM

^2 hells yeah male strip club... does such a thing exist?


one time I went to a strip club and my friend put a dollar in my shirt and the girl was gross and moaned in my ear I felt so violated

4/7/2010 3:10:31 PM

haha this shit's gay as hell

4/7/2010 3:10:48 PM

Quote :

"I have never once been to a strip club. I guess I just don't care to go to such a facility."

ditto...i've never seen the appeal

i doubt there are any strip clubs around here with women worth looking at, anyway...and if there are, i'm sure you're expected to spend more money than i'd care to waste on just looking (not that i ever wanted or had to pay for sex, either)

i just don't understand how hard up some guys seem to be for female interaction

*shrug*

4/7/2010 3:11:11 PM

Look at me, I’m cool because I bash someone for jerking off.

You post on the wolfweb, odds are you’re not reeling in Decaprio-level cunt on a nightly basis. So you jerk off. You might have a girlfriend, you might even have a wife, but you still jerk off. And its always the same…internet porn, some lotion, a dirty sock. Same routine, day after day. What these ‘parties’ do is give us an outlet to mix it up a bit. We’re not having an orgy, and we’re not sitting around playing ookie cookie. We’re masturbating just as we would in the comfort of our homes, just in a common setting. The act is the same, just among friends instead of by ourselves. Its much like watching a game on TV at home or going to a bar to watch it with friends. Sometimes its cool to watch it by yourself, but sometimes, sometimes, you want that camaraderie that can only come from being around friends. Sometimes you get lonely and bored jacking to another Bangbus clip and you want something different. When you finish beating by yourself, there’s that brief period of emptiness, like “I’m a grown man, what am I doing?” Its nothing like that with group sessions. There’s laughs and compliments like “Whoa, nice rope, Gary” or good naturedly ribbing the last guy to finish. So you call up a few pals, hire some entertainment, reserve a venue, and you’re set. There is nothing gay about it. Some guys have poker nights, some guys have LAN parties, we have JO parties. Different strokes, people. Screw you for judging me.

4/7/2010 3:20:39 PM

*shrug*

4/7/2010 3:21:23 PM

Quote :

"Decaprio-level cunt"

This guy has gone downhill since his Growing Pain days imo

4/7/2010 3:23:45 PM

Quote :

"And its always the same…internet porn, some lotion, a dirty sock. Same routine, day after day."

wow, you sound boring as all hell...no wonder you have to skate the edge of homosexuality to get off

4/7/2010 3:24:08 PM

Regardless he pulls trim that no one on here besides gunzz could even dream of

4/7/2010 3:24:37 PM

what

the

fuck...

4/7/2010 3:24:38 PM

I realize this thread is about attending a JO party....which I have not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

4/7/2010 3:25:01 PM

we start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy. then someone compliments like “Whoa, nice rope, Gary”.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:25:46 PM

the whole first page seems to be a normal conversation

A NORMAL CONVERSATION

4/7/2010 3:27:03 PM

where does the term "trim" come from, in regards to use in referring to a woman? trimmed pubic hair?

heck, i trim my pubic hair...you might as well say he pulls belly button or shoulder blade or something else equally sex-independent

i'm gonna start referring to "trim" as "clip"...i do love me some clipped toenails

4/7/2010 3:27:18 PM

where does any slang come from

you're being silly now

4/7/2010 3:30:05 PM

oddly enough, i think the term originated back when bitches had HUGE bushes.

4/7/2010 3:30:18 PM

sharp toenails are the worst

4/7/2010 3:30:33 PM

no, i'm actually curious as to WHERE it came from

if it came from some dumbass rapper that just wanted to make up words, that makes everyone who uses it some idiot trying to be cool

i am curious, though...can you refer to a woman as "trim" if she doesn't actually trim? what if she's naturally well-groomed?

Quote :

"sharp toenails are the worst"

exactly...if it were a choice, i'd much rather she have nicely clipped toenails than a well-trimmed bush...i don't mind pubes so much

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:33 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:31:56 PM

The point is that quagmire is being awfully closed minded on the issue here

I'm not saying he needs to attend one of these

Just that he should be less judgmental of other people's agendas

4/7/2010 3:31:58 PM

sometimes i wear my dicktowel around the house. is that gay?

what if i JO'd in my dicktowel?

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:34 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:34:30 PM

Quote :

"The point is that quagmire is being awfully closed minded on the issue here I'm not saying he needs to attend one of these Just that he should be less judgmental of other people's agendas"

not at all, man...i'm trying to support you in your sexuality

i have gay friends and i don't see them as "gay," as labeled...i see them as people with different sexual preferences/tendencies than myself and i support them in that

what i'm having trouble with is why you're struggling to admit that you enjoy homosexual activities...it's nothing to be ashamed of and i'm only judging your cowardice in admitting to yourself that the draw is naked men tugging on their penises

IF there's a woman there (which i'm not convinced there is), she's only there so you can SAY you're not gay

4/7/2010 3:36:46 PM

Will there be male squirting at this party?

4/7/2010 3:42:18 PM

a) I think that this JO party thing is a joke... I think he's trolling.

b) If he's not... seriously... that shit is kind of awful and gross. Fuck... that's worse than a gangbang... which is still awful and gross.

The fucked up thing is that I KNOW that some black dudes (if I'm being racist... please correct me... I would love to know that noncraigslist type white dudes do this kind of shit) go to gang bangs. I've heard about it in the past... in high school and what not.

The freaky naughty nasty shit you want to do is between you and your chick and the 2nd chick if the stars planets moons and your mind align right (I still don't know if I could go with it if it was presented to me, I can get freak nasty, but I have a conservative streak and really don't even do one night things anyway).

anywho... no OTHER FUCKING DUDES

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

4/7/2010 3:43:45 PM

Thats frowned upon in all but the most draconian of circles

4/7/2010 3:44:09 PM

^ that statement makes even less sense than it possibly could

4/7/2010 3:45:04 PM

It was in response to Tree's query

As for your "rant"...it is what it is. I don't appreciate the racial undertones, but I'm not going to apologize for my behavior.

4/7/2010 3:46:48 PM

Quote :

"the whole first page seems to be a normal conversation A NORMAL CONVERSATION"

exactly

4/7/2010 3:47:01 PM

perfectly normal...who DOESN'T do this?

4/7/2010 3:47:36 PM

This thread has kept me entertained today

gg Slave Famous

4/7/2010 3:48:40 PM

^^^^

fuck you with your "I don't appreciate the racial" overtones

I put it out there... I think it's fucked up.

Should I go on about the "downlow"

what you're doing is fucking gay

and if you think you're not gay... you need to reevaluate your shit

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:49 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:49:28 PM

how does jerking off with your friends make you gay?

4/7/2010 3:50:10 PM

are you being an apologist?

we'll nail you up against the fucking wall (everything sounds gay now in this thread) with this motherfucker

4/7/2010 3:51:08 PM

so, you know, with a watermelon seed spitting contest, the winner is whoever can spit it the furthest...the winner of this party would be who can GiZZ the furthest?

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:51 PM. Reason : e]

4/7/2010 3:51:25 PM

How is it gay if there is absolutely no male-on-male genital, hand or mouth contact?

You're the kind of guy who wears bathing suits in the shower, or just wears the sweaty gym clothes all the way home

4/7/2010 3:51:54 PM

IVE BEEN INVITED TO A jo PARTY. IT WAS FUCKIN FOREVER AGO.

4/7/2010 3:51:55 PM

Quote :

"i'm actually curious"

--quagmire02

4/7/2010 3:52:34 PM

^^^

is the dude who want to go to a party with other dudes and jack off questioning my masculinity?

that's fucking funny

no seriously... go ahead and go enjoy yourself try not to look the other guys in the eye

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:53:29 PM

There's no "winner" persay...sure, we have friendly competition with distance, volume, arc, viscosity and consistency, but we're all just there to have a good time

We don't leave feeling like a bunch of faggots, as some of you here would be led to believe

4/7/2010 3:54:31 PM

Quote :

"How is it gay if there is absolutely no male-on-male genital, hand or mouth contact?"

so it's not gay if i *fap* to two guys getting it on? because i'm not touching them? i don't think that's true, man...

Quote :

"You're the kind of guy who wears bathing suits in the shower, or just wears the sweaty gym clothes all the way home"

you might have a point if it were common practice and socially acceptable to jack off in public (which locker rooms often are, comparatively)

Quote :

"There's no "winner" persay...sure, we have friendly competition with distance, volume, arc, viscosity and consistency, but we're all just there to have a good time"

if there was any doubt that this thread was utter bullshit, it's gone

also, per se

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:56 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:54:37 PM

homophobia itt

4/7/2010 3:54:50 PM

guys really have jackoff parties?

4/7/2010 3:55:46 PM

Quote :

"we have friendly competition with distance, volume, arc, viscosity and consistency"

it's this shit that makes us know that you're trolling

whatever... this topic is now about black dudes and gangbangs... because that shit happens

thoughts/stories/whatever

4/7/2010 3:56:10 PM

^^ just black guys, i think

^

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:56 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:56:13 PM

Speaking of viscosity, do you have drug tests for PEDs like asparagus?

4/7/2010 3:56:22 PM

Quote :

"LIMP BISCUIT ITT"

4/7/2010 3:56:51 PM

homophobia and racism all up in this thread... and I love it

seriously, I want to hear some dudes being like

yeah man... I totally heard some dudes talking about that shit in the locker room in high-school

because I KNOW that some of you have stories

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:57:55 PM

If anyone's gonna hijack my thread, its not going to be nastoute, the no name motherfucker who would dodge on a FFM threesome

Quagmire, for all his faults, at least has some name recognition here

4/7/2010 3:58:26 PM

Quote :

"HERE SOME DUDES"

4/7/2010 3:59:15 PM

quag get trolled hard ITT

4/7/2010 3:59:21 PM