...which would it resemble most?

I vote Long John Silver's Pizza Hut - it never is as good as you think it's going to be, but you just keep coming back for more.

4/8/2010 5:54:55 PM

AIG. and it's time for the bailout

4/8/2010 5:56:14 PM

who goes into Long John Silvers thinking that it's going to be good?

4/8/2010 5:56:41 PM

those people

4/8/2010 5:57:19 PM

dunder-mifflin

4/8/2010 5:58:03 PM

Quote :

"but you just keep coming back for more."

I've been to long john silvers once in my life.

4/8/2010 5:58:58 PM

Any generic dotcom from the late 90s. It was high profile for about a year, but vastly plummeted.

4/8/2010 6:00:21 PM

fixed initial post - you guys are right fuck LJS's

4/8/2010 6:01:51 PM

Aperture Science.

4/8/2010 6:01:53 PM

It would resemble—and be—Eight Squared, Inc. circa 2004.

4/8/2010 6:07:15 PM

time

warner

cable

[Edited on April 8, 2010 at 6:09 PM. Reason : outages, slow service]

4/8/2010 6:08:36 PM

Pfizer. You got me hooked, even though you keep fucking me in the ass.

4/8/2010 6:08:57 PM

circuit city. did well for a while. took a huge dive... and now it's back, sorta, kinda, probably.

4/8/2010 6:21:33 PM

Quote :

"Pizza Hut - it never is as good as you think it's going to be, but you just keep coming back for more."

Fuck that, I love me some Pizza Hut.

4/8/2010 7:56:01 PM

Quote :

"who goes into Long John Silvers thinking that it's going to be good?"

4/8/2010 8:03:15 PM

4/8/2010 8:05:39 PM

Quote :

"who goes into Long John Silvers thinking that it's going to be good?"

Old people.

4/8/2010 8:07:04 PM

Quote :

"It would resemble—and be—Eight Squared, Inc. circa 2004."

hahahaha nice

4/8/2010 8:18:17 PM

Quote :

"It would resemble—and be—Eight Squared, Inc. circa 2004."

winner!

[Edited on April 8, 2010 at 8:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2010 8:53:07 PM

4/8/2010 8:55:50 PM

Aperture Science.

4/8/2010 9:16:11 PM

I'd probably be CEO or whoever makes the most money

4/8/2010 9:18:41 PM

infinity ward?

4/8/2010 9:18:46 PM

^^^Thank you, CrumbleCake.

4/8/2010 9:44:20 PM

^5

4/8/2010 11:32:44 PM

dang, I thought I had a good one

4/9/2010 8:31:14 AM

dangggggggggggggggggggg

4/9/2010 8:32:00 AM

This guy

4/9/2010 8:32:35 AM

i'd be the CEO of awesome

4/9/2010 8:33:12 AM

Bankruptcy

Court ordered reorganization

Golden Parachutes

4/9/2010 10:11:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzgEi_u9-88

4/9/2010 10:37:10 AM

it would not be a corporation

it would be a gubment agency

4/9/2010 10:58:26 AM

porno

4/9/2010 11:01:10 AM

I like Pizza Hut. WTF? But then again I'm not really picky on pizza to begin with. Domino's, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, I like each of them.

4/9/2010 11:01:45 AM

Nationalize T-Dub!

4/9/2010 11:46:14 AM

outback

nothing gets started til the afternoon (they don't open til 4), it used to be pretty good in the past, but now it's really hit or miss. and it's usually a miss, but i keep going back.

4/9/2010 11:49:52 AM

McDonalds. Shit is nasty, but it's cheap, and even though I can afford better, I keep going back.

4/9/2010 11:52:25 AM

^i kept thinking of putting them but honestly mcdonalds is a life saver - tww never has saved my life, only endangered it once in a while.

4/9/2010 12:07:05 PM

ACME

4/9/2010 4:07:40 PM

ACORN

4/9/2010 4:38:30 PM

gumby's

4/9/2010 5:07:49 PM

^That actually works.

THREE WORD QUOTE - 3 medium pizzas with any 3 toppings, $20!

But no one orders it because the EMCE "Meat Lovers" special is where it's at.

4/9/2010 5:28:49 PM

Wow, XSMP is back. Surprise Surprise.

4/9/2010 5:35:07 PM

oh sad i thought we were going to assign positions

can i be the in house counsel?

4/9/2010 5:51:56 PM

waffle house - it's only good when drunk

4/9/2010 9:40:22 PM

^^

4/9/2010 10:54:38 PM

Extenze

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/9/2010 11:18:58 PM

I'm the COO of PUNCHING FACES

4/10/2010 12:04:34 AM

You should go on "Undercover Boss".

4/10/2010 12:06:52 AM

hate pizza hut. my parents liked it as a kid. i have avoided it all costs as an adult. shit's too greasy.

4/10/2010 1:57:20 AM