EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT there are stupid college kids in the apartment complex pool, being loud and acting like general choads. OLD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE.

grumble.

/old man



free thread.

4/24/2010 1:54:14 AM

4/24/2010 1:56:32 AM

Go see if any of them are girls, and solicit sex.

4/24/2010 2:03:20 AM

LOL

4/24/2010 2:03:52 AM

Go see if any of them are girls studs, and solicit sex.

4/24/2010 2:04:17 AM

u mad gay?

4/24/2010 2:05:38 AM

At least 40 of them are wimmins, and at least 25% of them were making out with someone else.

4/24/2010 2:11:00 AM

correction, make that 100% of them making out now. apparently there's about to be a live-action porno out there.

4/24/2010 2:19:26 AM

wait, so there's like 100 people out there?

It's loud just chatting with 100 people involved...

[Edited on April 24, 2010 at 2:21 AM. Reason : THEN WERE IS THE LIVE FEED?]

4/24/2010 2:20:19 AM

at last count about 10. they all came in at once, every damn one of them with a case of beer.

4/24/2010 2:22:05 AM

ok, they left. i presume some baby-making practice will be occurring momentarily.

4/24/2010 2:39:35 AM

god ran them off... now its storming here. lol

4/24/2010 2:57:12 AM

why are you trying to sleep on a friday night at 2

4/24/2010 3:00:38 AM

Sooo... don't live in an apartment complex populated by the local college kids?

4/24/2010 4:29:38 AM

^ Looks like the man got to sleep before he could respond to your failure post son.

Speaking of that, would you like to be elastrated by none other than myself son? I'm still looking for a volunteer son. I just found out recently that I can't elastrate females for some reason (They are claiming not to have scrotum and testicles son?). I'm not sure I believe this though, so I'll reserve judgment until I am able to verify this myself.

4/24/2010 6:38:40 AM

^^ When you live in a college town, there's not much choice. That said, I've learned a pretty unfortunate lesson over the past year about living poolside. The view may be nice during the day, but it's not fun when you can't sleep night after night.

4/24/2010 8:45:25 AM

1. Grow balls
2. Tell them to shut the fuck up
3. ?????
4. Profit

4/24/2010 11:39:19 AM

1. Got 'em, thanks.
2. Yelling at drunk people seldom works.
3. Moving out of this hellhole in 2 months anyway.
4. Here's your receipt.

4/24/2010 11:41:08 AM

Well then stop complaining. I know I'd tell them to shut the fuck up regardless of when I was moving out. And if they didn't I'd come out shooting.

4/24/2010 11:42:14 AM

I live in Texas. I'm willing to bet they have more and bigger guns.

4/24/2010 11:43:42 AM

4/24/2010 11:56:40 AM

4/24/2010 12:11:32 PM

WANT! walking sleeping bag

4/24/2010 12:32:45 PM

The pool is full of screaming and shrieking kids today.

4/24/2010 6:50:35 PM

Holy fuck man, I love that bag son.

I would totally fucking wear that too.

4/24/2010 6:54:00 PM

they haven't put water in ours

4/24/2010 7:01:27 PM

Quote :

"Holy fuck man, I love that bag son. I would totally fucking wear that too."

4/24/2010 7:23:16 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA

4/24/2010 7:31:17 PM

BTTMFT. FUCKERS ARE OUT THERE AGAIN MAKING NOISE.

4/30/2010 11:52:22 PM

you're starting to remind me of hooksaw

THIS MUSAK IS LOUD ON FRIDAY NIGHT WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?

4/30/2010 11:53:54 PM

if I were you, I'd invest in a pellet gun.

it's good for scaring away wildlife, and other small pests.

4/30/2010 11:54:07 PM

Chase about 4 Sominex with a 6 pack and shut up.

5/1/2010 12:08:04 AM

tell em to shut the fuck up, Optimum







































NOW!!!!

5/1/2010 12:50:42 AM

CALL DA PALICE!

5/1/2010 12:56:28 AM

HOLY FUCK, YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE IN BED, YOU STUPID PARENTS! THEY SHOULDN'T BE IN AN UN-LIT POOL AT 10:30PM!

5/28/2010 11:23:14 PM

just leave some liquor out there. theyll drink it then either drown or go to sleep

5/29/2010 2:51:04 AM

break some glass down there


blame it on the kids


$profit

5/29/2010 2:52:15 AM

some motherfuckers have their dog in the pool right now. CANNOT wait to move from this hellhole.

6/4/2010 12:23:14 AM

I once lived in a hellhole that didn't even have a pool.

True story.

6/4/2010 12:24:12 AM

And NOW they're doing belly flops. MAYBE I'll be able to get to sleep at some point. Thanks, fuckers.

6/4/2010 12:38:07 AM

Ah yes, General Choad. Commander of the Dick Army

6/4/2010 12:46:55 AM

Have you tried telling them to shut the fuck up? Or calling the cops?

6/4/2010 12:49:41 AM

This is why you need an airsoft gun.

Take a few pop shots at them.

If you realize they get hit or realize something weird is going on, hide for a bit and listen.

Then continue.

6/4/2010 12:59:45 AM

Quote :

"HOLY FUCK, YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE IN BED, YOU STUPID PARENTS! THEY SHOULDN'T BE IN AN UN-LIT POOL AT 10:30PM!"

6/19/2010 11:39:39 PM

I thought this was an old thread.

I was right

6/19/2010 11:41:48 PM

walking sleeping bag is awesome! take that stupid snuggy fuck blankets

6/19/2010 11:43:21 PM

the belly flopping bitches are back.

6/20/2010 12:39:24 AM

god damned kids and their hippidy hopped music

6/20/2010 12:40:32 AM

What part of town is your apartment complex located in?

I am renting a house in Cary when I move back to the area for the very reasons you are mentioning here, besides the fact that most apartment complexes around here seem to be charging $fuck for 20 year old, outdated, poorly maintained shitholes. At least I'll be able to get some sleep at night, and if I make a little noise I won't get the cops called on me.

6/20/2010 12:43:27 AM

set these minors up

6/20/2010 12:45:36 AM