LOL SUP?

4/26/2010 11:30:34 PM

HERE MAH QUESTION. HOW YOU GON' SAY DEM NOT YO EYES. DAT BABY YOURS.

4/26/2010 11:31:02 PM

only ask me about magnets, I know how they work.

4/26/2010 11:32:51 PM

what made you decide to revisit the good ole wolf of web?

4/26/2010 11:33:06 PM

FUCKING MAGNETS

HOW DO THEY WORK?

4/26/2010 11:33:15 PM

^^^ & ^ Is that an ICP reference? If so, you deserve to be dragged out into the street and shot.

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason : ]

4/26/2010 11:33:38 PM

FUCK YOU ELI
I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A SCIENTIST

YALL MOTHERFUCKERS LYIN

AND GETTIN ME PISSED

4/26/2010 11:34:28 PM

Quote :

"what made you decide to revisit the good ole wolf of web?"

my life lacks lulz now that I have no roommates.

Quote :

"HOW DO THEY WORK?"

Magic everywhere in this bitch

4/26/2010 11:36:00 PM

The first musician of the world is r(ofling) in his grave right now.

4/26/2010 11:37:08 PM

dood u don't have to be high to look up in the sky

4/26/2010 11:37:56 PM

4/26/2010 11:44:45 PM

Music, it’s all magic, you can’t even hold it

LIKE WHATS UP WITH THAT?

WHY CANT I HOLD MUSIC?

4/26/2010 11:46:04 PM

4/26/2010 11:51:41 PM

Relevant x 2:

Quote :

"NO MORE ICP"

4/26/2010 11:52:46 PM

funny...i thought this shit wasn't ASK ELI ANYTHING.

4/26/2010 11:54:00 PM

Real question: Kris, do you honestly enjoy listening to ICP?

4/26/2010 11:55:04 PM

Well once, I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone, so I ran away.

4/27/2010 1:27:55 AM

haha

4/27/2010 1:58:36 AM

haha

4/27/2010 1:58:36 AM

Donkey or Elephant?

4/27/2010 2:00:06 AM

Quote :

"Magic everywhere in this bitch"

5/20/2010 12:24:02 AM

8/19/2010 7:10:33 PM

GODDAMNIT ASK ME THINGS

8/19/2010 7:12:42 PM

sorry I forgot to append a ? to that gif

8/19/2010 7:13:19 PM

ok I got one


is it just there in the air?

8/19/2010 7:14:07 PM

Quote :

"APPEND A ?"

8/19/2010 7:14:28 PM

Quote :

"is it just there in the air?"

Yes.

next question

8/19/2010 7:15:00 PM

do you think I will be one of the first 5 users to reach 100,000 posts?

I mean technically I have way more than that with different usernames

but I mean on this name

or do you think I'll inevitably be suspended, or die or something

8/19/2010 7:15:27 PM

You will give it a valiant effort, but ultimately not succeed before the world ends next year

8/19/2010 7:17:51 PM

I thought that was 2012?

I mean I registered this name in 11/08

it's been almost 2 years and I'll probably be at 75k by the end of the year probably

at that rate I think I could get to 100k pretty quickly

someone might have to off bigman and treetwista though

8/19/2010 7:18:56 PM

they don't have the velocity you have

34846/101.1 = 344.668

8/19/2010 7:21:46 PM

SO THERE IS HOPE THEN?!?

treetwista puts in a solid 600-800 per month

so it'll take him about a year to reach 100k

CAN HE DO IT

CAN BUBBLEBOBBLE PREVAIL

8/19/2010 7:24:17 PM

TreeTwista 10605/26.5 = 400.188
BigMan157 11989/30.8 = 389.253

You're in line to win

8/19/2010 7:28:38 PM

so what are your thoughts on the beatles?

8/19/2010 7:31:30 PM

I don't listen to negro jungle music

8/19/2010 7:31:57 PM

LOL that was going to be my next question

8/19/2010 7:33:09 PM

what's your favorite number? favorite color?

8/19/2010 8:39:20 PM

Do you have a match tonight?

8/19/2010 9:10:41 PM

fuckin a....
i was JUST thinking of this song earlier today
made me want some faygo

8/19/2010 9:11:44 PM

Quote :

"what's your favorite number? favorite color?"

9 and ur mom

Quote :

"Do you have a match tonight?"

8/19/2010 9:32:22 PM

do you REALLY know how magnets work?

8/19/2010 9:46:52 PM

umm do you like wish that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars?

8/19/2010 9:48:30 PM

are carolina girls the best in the world?

that is pretty bold

8/19/2010 9:49:18 PM

Kris,

Have planes attempted to land on your nose?

8/19/2010 9:50:20 PM

Kris, what does communism think of you?

8/19/2010 9:51:19 PM

BUT CURRR-ALINA GIRLS GOT

GOOD LOOKS!

8/19/2010 9:51:59 PM

And good BBQ, especially eastern.

8/19/2010 9:52:40 PM

LOLOL

and SWEEEEET BARBECUE TOO! CARRRROLINAAAA GIRLS!!!

8/19/2010 9:54:42 PM

Quote :

"do you REALLY know how magnets work?"

fuckin miracles

Quote :

"umm do you like wish that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars?"

I could really use a FISH rite nao FISH rite nao FISH rite naaaao

Quote :

"are carolina girls the best in the world?"

Only faggots go to carolina

Quote :

"Have planes attempted to land on your nose?"

If u count ur moms vagina as a plane, it does have wings

Quote :

"Kris, what does communism think of you?"

prolly thinks im a fag

8/19/2010 11:47:49 PM

can you set'em up?

8/19/2010 11:48:46 PM