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"PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say. And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle! A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions. While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair. Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous where the President was staying. On the condition of anonymity, the limo driver said he took Baker "from a friend's home in the DC area to the Hotel George where I learned later that Obama would be spending the night." The driver recalled that he "waited in the lobby while she went to change her outfit. "But to the best of knowledge she did not have a room at the hotel and she was not staying there so I thought that it was a bit odd." The driver said he then picked up Obama at the airport and drove both he and Baker to various locations while he was campaigning for funds. Vera accompanied him to each meeting. "About 10:30 PM, I drove them to the hotel and they went in together!" "My services for the evening were done - and there was no indication she was going to leave the hotel that night." A top DC source told The ENQUIRER exclusively that the driver's account had been independently corroborated by investigators who believe the couple spent the night together at the hotel. The ENQUIRER has also learned that on-site hotel surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable evidence. "Investigators are attempting to obtain a tape from the hotel (that) shows Vera and Barack together," the DC insider confided. "If the tape surfaces, it will explode the scandal.""

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/obama_cheating_scandal_vera_baker_video_/celebrity/68589





To those who would attack the source, I have two words: John Edwards

[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 11:13 PM. Reason : suck it, bitches.]

4/30/2010 11:08:38 PM

dude, it's the national enquierer. don't blow that load just yet.

4/30/2010 11:16:36 PM

ibtl.

4/30/2010 11:16:37 PM

you forgot a few things...

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"developing... "

so, if Obama turns out to have a small dick, will he still be the first "black president?"
and can we get some "Clone of the Affair" shit going on now? It'd be priceless.

but really... great, now I get to hear more republican bitching about what a President did or didn't do with his penis.

4/30/2010 11:16:43 PM

OP has a point on the whole Enquirer breaking the Edwards story

BUT we all know that Michelle would literally kill him and get away with it if he cheated.... so I'm gonna have to not believe this one.

4/30/2010 11:20:50 PM

See... Because the Inquirer got it right that one time, now they're a trusted news source.

4/30/2010 11:24:14 PM

please dont be true.

4/30/2010 11:24:15 PM

http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/10/12/is-vera-baker-surfacing-as-a-potential-story-in-the-presidential-race/

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"Is Vera Baker Surfacing as a Potential Story in the Presidential Race? About: See Authors Posts (1) on October 12, 2008 at 7:48 PM in Current Affairs"

This fake story is over a year old.

[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason : the absurdity on Wiki has been edited out]

4/30/2010 11:25:40 PM

what's funny about it, supp?

4/30/2010 11:28:34 PM

At least republican presidents know how to keep it in their pants. Maybe they're helped in the fact that no self-respecting woman would welcome a conservative into her loins, but still... They kept it in their damn pants!!

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"This fake story is over a year old."

Kind of like how the John Edwards story was a fake story for so long... until it wasn't. Yes, I see your point.

[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason : s]

4/30/2010 11:33:00 PM

Troll thread.

4/30/2010 11:35:28 PM

It's not a troll thread, but it will be an interesting part of the national political scene for a while, so it deserves a thread.

That being said, I honestly don't give a flying F if Obama banged a few bitches on the side. To tell the truth, I'd be kind of disappointed in any president who didn't avail himself of these kinds of perks.

4/30/2010 11:38:54 PM

Troll thread.

4/30/2010 11:41:15 PM

True story: I heard that if you stick your head in the sand and keep repeating, "troll thread" then this story will go away for good.

4/30/2010 11:42:08 PM

but the inverse of that isn't true, i'm sure. if you keep repeating that this is a true story, then it is obviously.....ahh fuck it...who gives a shit.

4/30/2010 11:47:05 PM

Really? I thought that only worked for ostriches.

4/30/2010 11:47:20 PM

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"Troll thread."

5/1/2010 12:12:21 AM

Solinari is trying to troll hard in this thread.

It was made most obvious by this:

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"At least republican presidents know how to keep it in their pants"

With almost 15,000 posts of trolling, I'm a little disappointed in you.

5/1/2010 12:51:00 AM

i dont want this week to end

5/1/2010 12:56:51 AM

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"Troll thread."

5/1/2010 1:31:46 AM

what could security tapes reveal, that he was in a hallway with her
besides if she's on his staff there could be any reason for them to be in the same hotel room

5/1/2010 1:41:06 AM

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"besides if she's on his staff there could be any reason for them to be in the same hotel room"

aside from the very obvious innuendo in the first half of that statement, please tell me you at least see where there might be some issue with a married man staying in the same room as another woman.

fwiw, i don't really buy any of this without a little more to go on than some he-said-she-said mess.

5/1/2010 3:47:14 AM

In regard to Edwards, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

5/1/2010 7:36:34 AM

[Edited on May 1, 2010 at 7:54 AM. Reason : http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zlQH3hY9j-E/Sd4ijbIiesI/AAAAAAAABc0/fmNUL0zBCEM/s400/bush-king.jpg]

5/1/2010 7:52:48 AM

Well, time will tell. I don't really think NE would break this kind of story the way they have if they didn't hold some pretty good evidence. Of course, even CBS has been known to fabricate stories based on flimsy evidence so it could turn out that this is the same type of thing.

However, my feeling is that NE is coming pretty strong off the John Edwards story and wouldn't fake a huge story that is so similar about such a big figure.

Do they sensationalize little stories to sell magazines? Sure. I'm not gonna argue that.

I guess it all boils down to "Wait and See". This thread may need to get bumped in 14 mo. whenever the video surfaces.

5/1/2010 8:34:54 AM

Pinch me, did a liberal use Bush to try to defend something negative about Obama? Say it aint so.

BTW, who cares about this. I hope he didnt do it, but this is a personal matter.

5/1/2010 8:41:34 AM

Troll thread.

5/1/2010 8:50:24 AM

so the same limo driver that picks up staff is also picking up the pres at the airport? bulllllshit

5/1/2010 10:13:42 AM

remember this happened in 2004, long before he was prez

5/1/2010 10:17:26 AM

I'd hit it

5/1/2010 10:24:30 AM

^^it just says they met in 2004

5/1/2010 10:27:48 AM

so the driver dropped off obama and the girl at the same hotel, then he goes to say that as far as he knew she didnt have reservations there
how the hell would he know that?

5/1/2010 11:17:03 AM

Solinari = kool aid drinker

5/1/2010 12:30:30 PM

Troll thread.

5/1/2010 12:32:15 PM

TROLL THREAD! STOP GIVING IN TO IT, RETARDS!

5/1/2010 1:39:18 PM

Just so's we can get the door closed on this abortion of a thread...

http://www.mediaite.com/online/national-enquirer-obama-story-update-retracts-hotel-surveillance-claim/

There is no tape, there is no story, this is a failed thread. Good day, sirs.

5/1/2010 5:42:35 PM

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"They kept it in their damn pants!!"

yeah, but they can't keep their shoes in the same bathroom stall, lol.

5/1/2010 9:33:06 PM

or their feelings toward underage pages

5/1/2010 9:36:39 PM