5 HOUR ENERGY GUY

FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE

NEW STATE FARM GUY

[Edited on May 2, 2010 at 6:16 PM. Reason : ]

5/2/2010 6:16:01 PM

HEAD ON

5/2/2010 6:17:03 PM

time warner cable douche

5/2/2010 6:17:40 PM

the chubby girl from the old welches grape commercials

5/2/2010 6:18:22 PM

BCBSNC guy

5/2/2010 6:19:13 PM

Definitely Flo

5/2/2010 6:19:25 PM

^^^ OH MY GOD. the little girl that said "it makes your lips smack" or whatever the fuck the catchy phrase was?

NEVER have i wanted to drop kick a 5 year old as much as i wanted to do that to her. i HATE her. HATEEEE! lol.

[Edited on May 2, 2010 at 6:19 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2010 6:19:49 PM

have you seen this new state farm guy...the one who constantly interrupts the rep

5/2/2010 6:20:11 PM

interrupting cheese

5/2/2010 6:32:12 PM

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"time warner cable douche"

WHAT?!?! I have a giant crush on Mike O'Malley...


GUTS -- D-D-DO YA HAVE ITTT

5/2/2010 6:34:05 PM

WOW THATS A LOW PRICE

5/2/2010 6:34:22 PM

Luke Wilson plays those AT&T commercials like he's just asking for me to hate him. Waaaaay too smug for no good reason.

5/2/2010 6:34:47 PM

that fat chef with the spikey blonde hair from the TGIFriday's commercials

also, I hate everyone in every McDonald's commercial ever

I love Flo, incidentally

5/2/2010 6:45:28 PM

I wanna fuck Flo.

5/2/2010 6:46:45 PM

obligatory mcdonald's coffee hipster douche

5/2/2010 6:47:14 PM

flo would get it

twc douche however....fuck that guy

i could rock the cape

fuck you and your cape

5/2/2010 6:49:14 PM

but the worst of his shit is

MAYBE THE G STANDS FOR GNARLY

ugh

5/2/2010 6:53:54 PM

i used to loathe the guy that smashes his car into Pepboys or wherever and said "I THINK I NEED NEW BRAKES"

but now that i've started watching Breaking Bad, he isn't a terrible actor in it, so the hatred is benign

5/2/2010 6:59:33 PM

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"I wanna fuck Flo."

5/2/2010 7:02:35 PM

flo looks exactly like a younger version of a woman that i worked with for a year or so

5/2/2010 7:08:20 PM

hipster cunt face from the McDonalds coffee ad.

5/2/2010 7:11:22 PM

pothole voice

5/2/2010 7:13:26 PM

If you remembered these commercials...then the companies did their job

5/2/2010 7:15:03 PM

i just wanna go buy a pothole right now

5/2/2010 7:18:04 PM

^^ But the commercials don't make me want to buy their product. These advertisements make me want to destroy everything that led to the making of the commercial: franchises, corporate HQs, marketing firms. Especially that fucking pot hole voice. Pot holes have bass voices.

5/2/2010 7:18:39 PM

Nationwide's "World's Greatest Spokesperson in the World." His expression creeps me out.

5/2/2010 7:19:52 PM

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"If you remembered these commercials...then the companies did their job"

i'd argue with you on that. if people remember the commercial in an unpleasant context and refuse to do business with the company based on that, then the commercial is ineffective. right?

[Edited on May 2, 2010 at 7:20 PM. Reason : and it looks like my point has already been argued]

5/2/2010 7:20:20 PM

My brother HATES the UPS whiteboard guy. Especially b/c he tries to say smthg smart at the end.

Flo is funny to me.

I don't like the new State Farm Guy either.

5/2/2010 7:23:28 PM

+1 for the UPS guy

5/2/2010 7:24:35 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/113219/saturday-night-live-ups-1

5/2/2010 7:30:18 PM

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"i'd argue with you on that. if people remember the commercial in an unpleasant context and refuse to do business with the company based on that, then the commercial is ineffective. right?"

There's different levels of bad. There's the sort of bad that isn't terrible enough for you to stop using the product (example: McDonald's commercials. They are annoying shit, but not aggressively annoying to the point that people won't stop going there for cheap and not bad food), and then there's the sort of bad that Spontaneous mentioned, which makes you want to destroy the company/product and everything they stand for.

5/2/2010 7:38:39 PM

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"WOW THATS A LOW PRICE"

Definately this guy

5/2/2010 7:50:43 PM

^^

I dunno, dude...I pretty much stopped going to McDonald's like a decade ago because I hated their commercials so much

I'll go occasionally, but Wendy's became my go-to fast food place largely because I was turned off by McDonald's' horribly annoying ad campaigns

5/2/2010 7:52:31 PM

^^^ i haven't eaten at mcdonald's in who knows how long. but it isn't necessarily because of their commercials, so maybe you have a point

[Edited on May 2, 2010 at 7:53 PM. Reason : ]

5/2/2010 7:52:58 PM

^^Personally, I'd like to stop going there because of the commercials, but the one on the corner of Western/Gorman is just way too convenient (and cheap, and is one of the few McD's in the nation that actually gives some tiny shit about quality).

I'd go to the Wendy's across from the aforementioned McDonald's if that Wendy's didn't always suck. Seriously, whoever manages that place, it's perfectly okay for you to put people who speak english in the customer service positions. There is nothing wrong or racist about that. I should be able to ask for napkins without the employees having to wander around the back of the kitchen looking for someone who knows what "napkin" means... for that matter, you should just keep the napkin holders refilled in the first place, otherwise you will look like a shit hole.

5/2/2010 7:59:16 PM

brochacho from captain morgan lime blast

5/2/2010 8:00:48 PM

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"WOW THATS A LOW PRICE"

5/2/2010 8:12:43 PM

flo would get it

two times

5/2/2010 8:25:54 PM

+1 for wow that's a low price
+1 for the hardees voice over guy
+1 it's a tortatta asshole

5/2/2010 8:30:54 PM

ooh when i saw this thread i was thinking 5 hour energy guy, but "that's a low price" wins now that you mention it.

5/2/2010 9:31:23 PM

yeah, progressive would have to renounce flo before i would even consider buying their product.

wilson kid is getting on my nerves, but those have aired a lot less recently.

5/2/2010 9:43:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

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"HIPSTER CUNT FACE"

5/6/2010 12:49:24 AM

the jury is still out on the guy in the new rhapsody commercial

5/6/2010 1:42:28 AM

sally struthers
the guy that looks like tom cruise on crack selling insurance
fucking sarah godamned mcglauclin
the dvr sales rep that has stupid friends
bigbuisness/astraladvent, inc. - terribly juvenile
billy mays, that's right i said it.
PRICE-LINE NE-GO-TI-A-TOR! william shatner
DUE TO AGE - colonial penn sales rep

5/6/2010 2:21:17 AM

Olive.

Garden.

Anyone.

5/6/2010 2:23:13 AM

HHGREGG FUCKING NEWSPAPER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvbvAjU_1-Q

even worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uv6S6P5iPo

5/6/2010 2:36:22 AM

Luke Mother-Fucking Wilson from the AT&T commercials.

AT&T gets their shit rocked by verizon's coverage map, and their best response is to send Luke Wilson in.



That fucking smug-ass-smirk. I mean his damn eyebrows are inverted. Smug as hell gtfo

5/6/2010 3:08:57 AM

Who's the Raleigh lawyer that wears the wicked gay hat in all his commercials? That's one.

Also John T. Orcutt can go fuck himself. That's two.

5/6/2010 6:30:28 AM

5/6/2010 8:11:14 AM

Mark Jacobson and his little mop dog.

5/6/2010 11:39:45 AM