straight guys / lesbians: What are the characteristics of your ideal wife?
straight girls: What would make a girl (perhaps in ways guys don't know,) the ideal wife?

5/4/2010 8:23:01 PM

5/4/2010 8:23:35 PM

homophobe.

5/4/2010 8:24:43 PM

i want someone to: do my laundry, clean my house, give me a massage and scratch my back and pack my lunch

i need a wife

but i don't want her to be clingy or annoying. she only need do the things on my list. then she can leave.

5/4/2010 8:24:50 PM

^^
lol. Gay dudes can voice their opinions, too. I'm not sure what they know about wives, though....

5/4/2010 8:26:53 PM

stays interesting / doesn't bore me / get bored with me
willing to do an equal, fair share of house chores and cooking
is attractive to me
likes to travel
is independent
etc etc etc
etc etc etc
etc etc etc

5/4/2010 8:29:01 PM

gay dudes aren't ignorant in the ways of ideal significant others.

and i'd want a woman that didn't want to be delicate all the time. she needs to be emotionally strong. i'd much rather have a battle of wits than a battle of emotions.

5/4/2010 8:29:16 PM

Really, the first girl willing to put up with all my bull shit is probably my best shot.



For gay guys: who would make the ideal power bottom?

5/4/2010 8:30:00 PM

^ that's easy: evan.

5/4/2010 8:33:05 PM

OMG TWW HOOK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/4/2010 8:34:09 PM

oh and to clarify i'm not a lesbian. but i'd still like a wife to pack me lunch.

the qualities i think MAKE a good wife are far different from what i look for in my own personal wife.

5/4/2010 8:40:43 PM

5/4/2010 8:44:00 PM

Why the rolly eyes Optimum? I heard it on "It's Always Sunny"!

5/4/2010 8:44:13 PM

Quote :

"oh and to clarify i'm not a lesbian. but i'd still like a wife to pack me lunch. the qualities i think MAKE a good wife are far different from what i look for in my own personal wife."

I'm AstralAdvent and this is one of the strangest things i've ever read.

5/4/2010 8:55:05 PM

why? all the boys wives at my law school pack them lunches everyday and they look delicious

and they fold their tshirts and stuff

i want someone to do that for me that isn't myself.

5/4/2010 8:55:49 PM

Things a good wife does:

-Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
-Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
-Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
-Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
-During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
-Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum.
-Encourage the children to be quiet.
-Be happy to see him.
-Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
-Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
-Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
-Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
-Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom.
-Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
-Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
-Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
-A good wife always knows her place.

5/4/2010 8:56:18 PM

i'd like a girl who is cool and likes to watch and play sports and would have fun hanging out w/me and my friends

5/4/2010 8:58:43 PM

^^ Marry me. Please.

5/4/2010 8:59:21 PM

I want wife who will be a gym buddy and sing duets and perform random acts of comedy.

5/4/2010 9:00:55 PM

^^Sorry dahlin, I'm already taken

5/4/2010 9:02:57 PM

i want a wifeeee

maybe my boyfriend will be my wife cause i'm going to be the one with the career so he can do the wifely duties for me

5/4/2010 9:03:39 PM

Does that make him responsible for his own BJs?

5/4/2010 9:05:31 PM

I'm going to tell him you said that
and he's going to punch you in the neck

5/4/2010 9:05:41 PM

Quote :

"oh and to clarify i'm not a lesbian. but i'd still like a wife to pack me lunch. the qualities i think MAKE a good wife are far different from what i look for in my own personal wife."

Quote :

"i want a wifeeee"

So maybe....
...you want a sister wife? As in, polygyny?

5/4/2010 9:10:21 PM

no i just want my boyfriend to be my wife

^^^ no i can still handle that as long as he cleans and does the laundry

he already gets unlimited bjs this summer anyway. ugh.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 9:12 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 9:11:08 PM

^ So, you want your relationship to be like Yoko Ono and John Lennon?

5/4/2010 9:11:33 PM

Quote :

"no i just want my boyfriend to be my wife "

you guys are fucking idiots if you couldn't figure that out.

5/4/2010 9:12:00 PM

5/4/2010 9:13:15 PM

AWWWWWW

5/4/2010 9:14:11 PM

The ideal wife is someone who challenges her mate while making him feel strong and capable in the same breath.

5/4/2010 9:15:20 PM

Someone who could take a daily beating

5/4/2010 9:15:28 PM

itt TWW husbands win points with their wives... to be redeemed later.

5/4/2010 9:16:15 PM

OH GOD WHAT AN AWFUL PICTURE TAKE IT DOWN

I look stoned.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 9:18 PM. Reason : points negated]

5/4/2010 9:18:01 PM

i was a bad gf so my bf gets free things now. he doesn't even need to win points anymore.

so don't be bad girls!! or you will pay!

5/4/2010 9:18:55 PM

^^ uh oh omgyouresexy's mission = fail

5/4/2010 9:20:55 PM

whatever MrsCake. you know you fly

5/4/2010 9:21:12 PM

Quote :

"I look stoned"

No, you look aroused...

5/4/2010 9:21:58 PM

I'M FLY CUZ I'M HOT
YOU AIN'T CUZ YOU NOT

Oh Jesus, why the hell was that the first thing I thought?

5/4/2010 9:22:16 PM

MrsCake is hot.

5/4/2010 9:22:57 PM

very true

5/4/2010 9:23:39 PM

I honestly think that picture makes you look attractive, not stoned at all. I think you are cute.

I'm straight, although the ideal wife (to most guys?) would dabble in the lesbianism.

5/4/2010 9:24:23 PM

5/4/2010 9:24:32 PM

lolol

5/4/2010 9:26:03 PM

^^ put some funbags on that thing

5/4/2010 9:27:51 PM

Ideal wife/gay boyfriend must love couples massage, right qfred?

5/4/2010 9:37:21 PM

omg massage

i want a massage right now. i REALLY want to splurge and get one (eff a couple massage i want my OWN massage haha ) but my boo said it isn't a good use of money

but i wanttttt.

5/4/2010 9:38:15 PM

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT SOMETIME SOON, qntmfred AND MYSELF WILL ENGAGE IN A SENSUAL COUPLES MASSAGE.


Yes, there will be video.

5/4/2010 9:38:34 PM

^^Massage Heights in Cary does a really good first time deal...$40 for one hour. It's in Crossroads near the Ruby Tuesday.

5/4/2010 9:39:31 PM

punchmonk will punch you

5/4/2010 9:39:51 PM

no, she thinks it's hot. I asked her.

5/4/2010 9:41:30 PM