I am organizing a TWW Cookout at Lake Johnson. The date is still TBD, but I think you all get the idea.

This will most likely be held on a Saturday. We'll grab a grill or two at Lake Johnson, cook some food, etc. It'll be ill, son. Straight up gangsta.

Come on... let's enjoy this nice weather

5/7/2010 4:51:25 PM

thar be ticks in them woods

5/7/2010 4:52:11 PM

he's gonna post a fake date

the real date will be sent by PM

[the real lake too]

5/7/2010 4:52:18 PM

Quote :

"Straight up gangstabang."

5/7/2010 4:52:27 PM

if emce is there, i will be there

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 4:52 PM. Reason : ..]

5/7/2010 4:52:29 PM

I'm here for the gangbang.

5/7/2010 4:52:49 PM

if this is for realz, I would like to bring some pig pickin' cake

5/7/2010 4:53:16 PM

I'll bring the soy!

5/7/2010 4:53:34 PM

emce told me i should suspend you for a bit over a decade, quagmire, and i am inclined to listen to him because he is often insightful

what say you to this turn of events?

5/7/2010 4:54:23 PM

I'll bring the vodka-infused watermelon!

5/7/2010 4:54:27 PM

i'll bring the popo

5/7/2010 4:54:33 PM

Lake Johnson is a fake lake it dont even exist

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 4:54 PM. Reason : c]

5/7/2010 4:54:39 PM

Quote :

"LETS DO IT"

5/7/2010 4:54:40 PM

I will also bring the nipple tassels

5/7/2010 4:54:49 PM

I'm down

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ^]

5/7/2010 4:54:57 PM

lucy is lying

she uses up all her vodka soaking tampons in it

5/7/2010 4:55:18 PM

^^me too

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ^]

5/7/2010 4:55:21 PM

I thought that read nipple tasers

I would like nipple tasers

I'd be like a Fembot, but better

5/7/2010 4:55:34 PM

at first I thought you meant things to shock your nipples with.. I was a little scurred/turned on

5/7/2010 4:56:20 PM

I'm going to start a list of shit to bring:

Frisbee ™
Football
Baseball
Hot dogs
Buns
Hamburgers
Buns
Ketchup
Catsup
Mustard
Relish
Soda
Pop
Good Juice Extract
Ice
Barbeque Sauce
Cooking Utensils
Charcoal
Lighter Fluid
Paper Plates
Napkins
Macaroni Salad
Chips
Dip

5/7/2010 4:57:10 PM

LOL

5/7/2010 4:57:13 PM

what about purple drank?

5/7/2010 4:57:41 PM

We need fireworks!

5/7/2010 4:59:47 PM

Purple Drank
Grip-N-Sip ™ Rubberized Textured Non-Slip Grips

5/7/2010 4:59:57 PM

^^someone on here was talking about their fireworks stand recently. Maybe they could hook it up!

5/7/2010 5:01:03 PM

We also need:

Citronella Candles
Matches
Water
Cupcakes!
Onions
Cornhole
Lawn Darts
Beer Pong Table

5/7/2010 5:02:07 PM

Cornhole

5/7/2010 5:02:55 PM

I can bring cornhole and ladder golf!

5/7/2010 5:08:44 PM

oh god, 2 meet-ups in one year??

5/7/2010 5:09:43 PM

^^ Yes

You should bring Cornhole
You should also bring Ladder Golf.

^ I think that we bring back an older tradition. Instill some pride in TWW. Let us not hide behind our computers, but instead meet with each other

5/7/2010 5:09:54 PM

I've now met 2 tww'ers irl, dare I meet more?

5/7/2010 5:15:56 PM

I'll even let you flip a burger if you come out

5/7/2010 5:17:11 PM

^^^I agree with this philosophy

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 5:17 PM. Reason : ^^^]

5/7/2010 5:17:21 PM

^^omg really? K I'm there.

5/7/2010 5:18:15 PM

only if I get to flip your burger, EMCE

will these events become semi-frequent with you moving within driving distance of raleigh?

5/7/2010 5:18:31 PM

Off-Site previously prepared chili
Bojangles biscuits
BlackDog Brownies

5/7/2010 5:18:40 PM

^^ Sure, I can try to support TWW functions more. 5 hours of driving is nothin' for a nice weekend.

5/7/2010 5:19:42 PM

I want to do Whippits w/BlackDog and then eat some BlackDog Brownies.

5/7/2010 5:21:39 PM

he's going to rape one of us in the trees each picnic

5/7/2010 5:23:05 PM

^^HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 5:23 PM. Reason : wawawawawawawa]

5/7/2010 5:23:17 PM

^^ qft

each subsequent cookout will have fewer and fewer TWWers
but more and more "TWW babies"

5/7/2010 5:24:09 PM

i would probably attend this

5/7/2010 5:57:18 PM

Are any other Elders going?

5/7/2010 5:59:10 PM

I got the grape soda

5/7/2010 6:02:51 PM

if this is for real, i can bring bbq sauce!
ill bring normal kinds and the kind my grandpa makes! (its vinegar based and works best with bbq or chicken...but you gotta try it )

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 6:03 PM. Reason : ik]

5/7/2010 6:03:04 PM

^Your grandpa sounds like a real American hero.

5/7/2010 6:06:27 PM

he is <3

5/7/2010 6:10:55 PM

oh snap I will bring homemade cookies!

and spf 100 sunscreen

5/7/2010 6:13:21 PM

I will bring humane cookies

5/7/2010 6:36:48 PM

oh snap! bake an ear into mine!

5/7/2010 7:03:27 PM