Losers

5/13/2010 9:33:38 PM

does that not usually lead to sex?

5/13/2010 9:34:04 PM

obviously the title implies that it didn't for them

5/13/2010 9:34:23 PM

pleasuring another person to orgasm is one of the nicest things one can do.

5/13/2010 9:34:53 PM

didn't know this was possible

ITT I'm assuming that "sex" means getting a blowjob too... If u eat out a girl and get a blowjob in return, I think that's a fair trade. HJ is pushing it. Nothing... well, wow.

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:36 PM. Reason : s]

5/13/2010 9:35:04 PM

sad but true

5/13/2010 9:35:26 PM

how about guys who make threads about narcotics all day?

5/13/2010 9:35:44 PM

is this about DRUGZ?

5/13/2010 9:35:58 PM

there's no way to really discuss this without my looking like attention whore. regardless, i've never had that done to me.

5/13/2010 9:38:33 PM

no one has ever eaten you out?

sad

5/13/2010 9:39:59 PM

Girls suck cock all the time without getting anything in return, and that doesn't seem weird.

It's good to be a man.

5/13/2010 9:40:28 PM

tru dat

5/13/2010 9:40:55 PM

It's kind of funny that the reverse of this thread is no big deal

5/13/2010 9:41:17 PM

i'm not really sure it'd be my thing. it seems a little weird. and i'd never want to feel like i had to return the favor maybe if i was with someone i knew i was going to marry i'd consider it but it just seems so grosssss

5/13/2010 9:41:31 PM

Victim of the modern age.

Poor, poor girl

5/13/2010 9:41:32 PM

Girls Who Eat Guys Out Without Sex

^^It's funny that you would bring marriage into the equation, given that it's a meaningless social construct.

Wait, what the fuck? Are you anti-oral sex? Jesus Christ, what is this, church camp?

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ]

5/13/2010 9:41:48 PM

lol I guess you don't drink, twoozles?

5/13/2010 9:42:09 PM

^^ I think you mean Toss




[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : /]

5/13/2010 9:42:14 PM

lol

5/13/2010 9:42:22 PM

5/13/2010 9:44:44 PM

oral sex is satanic because you can't get pregnant from it.

5/13/2010 9:44:53 PM

the whole point of eating a girl out (besides being fun) is that then you can bang her out in a hurry and take a nap and she's still satisfied

5/13/2010 9:45:07 PM

an interesting approach

5/13/2010 9:45:42 PM

i like to drink occasionally but usually just a couple light beers with certain foods like wings and pizza. my experience with alcoholics has really changed my views on the activity of drinking. i'm not saying other people shouldn't enjoy it but it's just not right for me.

5/13/2010 9:46:59 PM

not all the time, of course

5/13/2010 9:47:21 PM

If you bang a girl right you dont have to eat it

5/13/2010 9:48:24 PM

i just don't see what's the point if you can get satisfied from regular normal sex

5/13/2010 9:49:39 PM

but sometimes i want to take a nap

is what i'm saying

^ also i love eating pussy

5/13/2010 9:49:57 PM

Quote :

"REGULAR NORMAL SEX"

5/13/2010 9:50:25 PM

Quote :

"If you bang a girl right you dont have to eat it "

Negatory

5/13/2010 9:51:15 PM

I do love eatin' some snatch...and watching her arch her back and scream and yell and get my head squished between her thighs.

but I sure hope that I get sucked or get to sink the pink afterward.

5/13/2010 9:52:12 PM

Quote :

"was with someone i knew i was going to marry"

i thought that is when oral sex ends

5/13/2010 9:52:25 PM

5/13/2010 9:52:31 PM

It's true

she ^ made me lick her lips after I serviced her
she tasted horrible

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:53 PM. Reason : OMG, I careted at twoozles instead of ToE. I feel dirty now ]

5/13/2010 9:52:57 PM

Ok, I'm going to have to suggest that "Guys who Eat Girls Out After Sex" are even bigger losers than the ones who didn't get the sex.

is this accurate or am I off base here?

5/13/2010 9:53:39 PM

Quote :

"SINK THE PINK"

5/13/2010 9:53:53 PM

TWOOZLES DOESNT SUCK DICK?????

OMGWTFBBQ

5/13/2010 9:53:54 PM

Dude, I used to cum in my wife all the time and then eat it. Fuck it...it came out of your body.

5/13/2010 9:54:48 PM

But I love licking pussy. Women make really cool sounds.

5/13/2010 9:55:00 PM

like hot armpit on wheat bread

5/13/2010 9:55:05 PM

Quote :

"Dude, I used to cum in my wife all the time and then eat it. Fuck it...it came out of your body."

troll?

5/13/2010 9:55:29 PM

Quote :

"Negatory "

poor thing...

5/13/2010 9:55:35 PM

^^ so does shit and piss

5/13/2010 9:55:50 PM

if you make her cum while eating her out

she's going to want you to fuck her...

5/13/2010 9:55:56 PM

Ughhh I can't believe you would want that taste in your mouth. I would never let a dude kiss me after that.

5/13/2010 9:56:23 PM

you can hit the clit all you want and not get your creampie reward in your mouth...so go for it.

5/13/2010 9:56:24 PM

seriously dude

that's some niche shit right there

5/13/2010 9:57:00 PM

Quote :

"like hot armpit on wheat bread"

LOL

5/13/2010 9:57:09 PM

Oh I think the problem here is that we all assumed that twoozles had good hygiene. She's got dat 190% stank.

5/13/2010 9:57:19 PM

Ewwwwwwwwww.

5/13/2010 9:57:32 PM