Quote :

"Galdalf, Harry and some random character named Peter go on an adventure to find the Little Warriors who live in a desert city in the sea. But while they're gone, Hermione gets kidnapped by the Dragon King. Harry, Gandalf and Peter must converge to go rescue her by invading the Dragon Palace using the power of the mystical waterproof pearl. Which I think is also the name of a sex toy."

Quote :

""Harry Potter and Beaker and Burn" "

http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Amazing_Fake_'Harry_Potter'_Books_Written_In_China

I'd read these.

5/18/2010 3:13:24 AM

The second one sounds like a Muppets sketch.

The first one... well, how the fuck is a desert city in the sea? Those are completely opposite things.

And wow, that whole link is just hilarious.

Quote :

"Voldemort reaches out to his Chinese counterpart and protege, Yandomort, for help fighting Harry."

[Edited on May 18, 2010 at 6:05 AM. Reason : .]

5/18/2010 6:03:30 AM

Haha the best one is the bugs life ant on the cover.

5/18/2010 6:36:50 AM

dude...harry gets to ride a t-rex?

5/18/2010 7:14:37 AM

^ I, for one, am jealous.

5/18/2010 9:21:51 AM