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shmorri2
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hope she's wearing that blue business suit today.
What time is it? six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes

stalkin your mom 11x

Yo,I've been stalkin your mom
For like two years straight
I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait
In your neightbours lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on
And I know that I'll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six
I follow her on my bike,but its hopeless
I cant keep up with her Ford Focus
So I kidnap the golden retriever
Wanted to return it just to please her
But forgot to feed her
Taking care of a dog is hard
Gave it to her dead said it got hit by a car

Stalkin your mom 11x

Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy
Show up at the door and give her a pie
She says: I didn't order none you geek
You can give me free pizza like once a week
Oh,so I disguise my voice with a device
And she don't know what my voice sounds like
So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her
She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin her
Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days
Just looking at the scrapbooks I made
My life size doll is almost there
I just need a couple more strands of hair

stalkin your mom 11x

Aw,thanks for coming over man,
Its gonna be a fun night
Yeah man no problem man
hey check it out I got the new
World of warcraft weapon pack dawg
Aw, I love world of war..warcraft ( yea yea man )
Hey whats this right here?
That's just my yearbook
Your wha?! dude.. dude.. this is this is my mom
This is my mom in the shower! ( nah nah nah )
dude what eh wha? I'm just

Stalkin your mom 11x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsAc9RXQTxw&feature=youtu.be&a

5/19/2010 3:35:01 AM

jataylor
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ntlb

5/19/2010 8:13:31 AM

pryderi
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4/1/2011 5:58:28 PM

Ragged
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Do I have to hide my mom too?

4/1/2011 6:14:43 PM

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