Quote :

"A candidate for Orange County School Board chairman left a memorable first impression at a recent candidates' forum by reading from the Bible, recommending that President Obama withdraw his Supreme Court nominee and breaking the news that he's a virgin – a 53-year-old virgin. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/education/os-53-year-old-virgin-05-19-2010-20100519,0,6120937.story"

I'm not sure why he thought that would be pertinent to add to his opening statement

5/22/2010 5:00:14 AM

Quote :

"I've chosen to run for this office for a number of reasons, but let me just throw my grenades here. I'm a 53-year-old virgin and I want to make three points on sex and the single man. One: Sodomy is a crime against god, a crime against nature, a crime against humanity. Two: Real men do not wear condoms, nor do they pay for abortions. And three: Jesus is the king of male virgins."

5/22/2010 7:42:57 AM

Quote :

"Real men do not wear condoms"

finally, the truth laid bare

5/22/2010 8:04:55 AM

Quote :

"TRUTH LAID BARE"

5/22/2010 9:07:03 AM

someone should hire a prostitute to rape him

and make him wear a condom

just so he'll kill himself

5/22/2010 9:09:58 AM

Is it ever explicitly said in the Bible that Jesus died a virgin?

5/22/2010 9:14:15 AM

5/22/2010 10:06:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto

5/22/2010 10:32:25 AM

^ hahaha what's that from?

5/22/2010 10:36:14 AM

Billy Madison

5/22/2010 10:40:03 AM

^

5/22/2010 10:41:35 AM

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fucked up responses in this thread

[Edited on May 22, 2010 at 10:45 AM. Reason : .]

5/22/2010 10:44:37 AM

Simpsons did it

5/22/2010 11:38:36 AM

I have no sexual experience, but I have a wealth of sexual advice for you.

5/22/2010 12:09:57 PM

I thought this thread was about A.C. Green

5/22/2010 12:24:18 PM

That seems like a horrible movie title...

5/22/2010 1:57:05 PM

Quote :

"I have no sexual experience, but I have a wealth of sexual advice for you."

5/22/2010 2:06:44 PM

I have no sexual experience, but I have a wealth of sexual advice for you.

5/22/2010 10:50:21 PM

Quote :

"THREAD LAID BARE"

5/22/2010 10:58:38 PM