http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/7653110/

Raleigh, N.C. — An employee has been accused of stealing morphine from Wake County Emergency Medical Services, according to an arrest warrant.

Jordan Coats, 23, of 208 E. Holt in Smithfield, was charged with one felony count of embezzling a controlled substance by an employee of a regulated agency.

The warrant states that Coats took two syringes containing between 20 mg and 2 liters of morphine.

He was being held in the Wake County jail under a $3,000 bond.

5/23/2010 5:16:44 PM

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"TWO LITER SYRINGES"

5/23/2010 5:18:00 PM

lol

5/23/2010 5:18:32 PM

Id love to see a 2 liter syringe of morphine

5/23/2010 5:19:24 PM

I only read WRAL for the lulz...and the kickass radar.

5/23/2010 5:21:29 PM

Jordan Coats

BlackDog

EXPOSED?!?!?!

.............

+++++++

5/23/2010 5:21:38 PM

^^^ BlackDog probably has one!

(or maybe it was him? )


[Edited on May 23, 2010 at 5:22 PM. Reason : beat me to it!]

5/23/2010 5:21:57 PM

5/23/2010 5:30:08 PM

that's some ron popeil flavor injector syringe shit

5/23/2010 5:31:38 PM

thats a pretty significant difference btween 20mg and 2L

5/23/2010 5:51:41 PM

Both probably carry a 10 year mandatory sentence lol omg lulz.

5/23/2010 5:56:56 PM

mastery of the metric system at WRAL

5/23/2010 6:05:56 PM

evan exposed?!!?

5/23/2010 6:32:27 PM

holy crap he must've wanted to feel really good. atleast until his heart stopped.

5/23/2010 6:35:47 PM

maybe they are referring to the number of syringes stolen? morphine comes in 50 mL syringes, so if he stole 40 of them, it would be a total of 2 liters.

this is worded poorly though.

5/23/2010 6:47:36 PM

morphine comes in different sized syringes

it also comes in different concentrations

so "20mg and 2 liters" really tells you nothing whatsoever

5/23/2010 6:49:12 PM

haha, i know. i'm just trying to be helpful here.

5/23/2010 6:52:54 PM

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"containing between 20 mg and 2 liters of morphine"

Isn't this like saying "between 1 lb and 2 gallons"? (units)

5/23/2010 7:00:02 PM

yep

units of volume don't mean shit unless you know the concentration

5/23/2010 7:02:30 PM

what's a typical concentraction of injectable morphine?

5/23/2010 7:03:10 PM

10mg/mL is what we typically use

5/23/2010 7:10:02 PM

shit, they caught me

5/23/2010 7:10:37 PM

OH SHIT SON

5/23/2010 7:13:24 PM

OH SHIT SON

5/23/2010 8:46:09 PM

OH SHIT SON

5/23/2010 11:07:26 PM

I guess I better do it all now before they find me.

5/23/2010 11:15:32 PM

Quote :

"CHECK YOUR UNITS"

5/24/2010 1:10:16 AM