In the market for some jewelry and shit? Well make your imaginary girlfriend extremely happy with a purchase from Tiffany's!! I have for sale an official $200 Tiffany and Co. Gift card. I would like to get $180 for it and figured you guys would surely jump on this.

Wanting to reward your blow up doll with something nice? How about some nice jewelry from Tiffanys to brighten her face? Just steer clear of the earring section.

Need a nice ring on your hand to tickle your fancy? Well buy this gift card and get something at a discount.

Stalking a girl? Well why not leave some jewelry from Tiffany's in front of her dorm room door. You'll be sure to woo her as nothing gets a girl more excited than a box from Tiffanys.

Gift card comes in Tiffany's box with white bow and looks exactly like this:

I'll also entertain bids

5/25/2010 3:27:07 PM

I'll start at $50

5/25/2010 3:34:58 PM

When did you and her break up?

5/25/2010 3:37:50 PM

$51

=)

5/25/2010 3:54:51 PM

$51.01

5/25/2010 4:07:26 PM

Quote :

"I would like to get $180 for it and figured you guys would surely jump on this."

You really don't come around much do you?

$75

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 4:34 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2010 4:33:59 PM

I never really got this whole, buy a gift card for $5-$20 less than its value in order to purchase a multi-hundred (or more) dollar item to get a $5-$20 discount thing.

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2010 4:43:54 PM

^^ seems like your sarcasm detector is broken which could indicate that you haven't been laid lately. This item would surely correct your relationship woes as no girl can resist the temptation of Tiffany's. Just keep bidding closer and closer to $180 and perhaps I may accept the offer.

^ a penny saved is a penny earned my friend


[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2010 4:48:20 PM

$90

5/25/2010 5:08:15 PM

can you even get anything from tiffany for 200

5/25/2010 5:20:53 PM

Yes. A gift card.

5/25/2010 6:07:52 PM

^^ http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/CategoryBrowse.aspx?cid=563629&mcat=148204#p+1-n+60-cg+viewAll-c+563629-s+5-r+-t+-ri+-ni+1-x+-pu+-f+

Get all this shit for <$200. Spend more on her than you paid for her. Isn't your loved one worth it?

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2010 7:38:37 PM

Bitterness ITT.

5/25/2010 7:47:18 PM

$95 and I'll give you a hug to mend your broken heart

5/25/2010 9:16:04 PM

Keep the bids coming...you guys have been great so far. Over halfway there! Think how much you're loved ones eye's light up when they see a Tiffany's box with this inside


or this...



Only you and I and everyone on The Wolf Web will know what a good deal you got from surfer_boy6

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2010 10:00:46 PM

Quote :

" you're loved ones"

$98

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 10:04 PM. Reason : $]

5/25/2010 10:03:54 PM

$100 so long as you throw in gas money to South Park

5/25/2010 10:11:09 PM

ACT NOW AND RECEIVE A WOLF WEBBER DISCOUNT! I'LL LOWER THE PRICE TO $170. THAT'S CHEAPER THAN A HOOKER AND YOU'LL GET A MUCH CLASSIER LADY WITH $200 WORTH OF JEWELRY FROM TIFFANY AND CO. THAN YOU WOULD WITH $200 WORTH OF CRACK.

5/26/2010 10:23:06 AM

man, most of the few things i like on that page has the tiffany name on it

5/26/2010 1:47:18 PM

^^^South Park is less than 5 minutes from my condo.

5/26/2010 2:36:10 PM

^Oh herro!

5/26/2010 2:59:39 PM

Alright guys and girls...I've looked online and I can get $160 for it on a gift card website and around $165 after fees and crap off Ebay. If anyone wants it for $160 (20% off!) let me know and I'll be happy to sell it to them otherwise I'll just sell to the website http://www.cardpool.com/ or Ebay it

5/27/2010 8:20:26 AM

bttt

5/30/2010 10:39:16 PM

50$

5/31/2010 12:55:03 PM

115

5/31/2010 9:20:04 PM

this is a breakfast joint, right?

6/1/2010 6:31:23 AM

^ Hell yeah if you're like me and eat diamonds for breakfast.

6/1/2010 7:36:08 AM

^I love eating diamonds. I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. Makes my dookie twinkle. It's baller ass shit.

6/2/2010 3:07:10 AM

Last call if anyone wants it for $160. I'm selling it to http://www.cardpool.com tomorrow for $160 if nobody wants it on here. Buy yourself a nice gift or your significant something and save $40. You'll never get anything else at Tiffany and Co. $40 off unless it's used.

6/2/2010 9:31:46 AM