is coughing, sick, and hacking up a lung or two. fucking hilarious.

5/27/2010 10:56:15 AM

what's funny about this exactly? fuck you

5/27/2010 10:56:59 AM

someone had a cold and went and stood with all the smokers?

5/27/2010 10:57:32 AM

are any of them higher up than you?


if so, you can hope for a promotion even sooner

5/27/2010 10:58:22 AM

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"what's funny about this exactly? fuck you"

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

5/27/2010 11:01:58 AM

people can smoke in their offices here. So in reality people here smoke more than the average office smoker. I'd say most go through a pack or two a day if i had to guess.

it's catching up to them. quickly.

[Edited on May 27, 2010 at 11:02 AM. Reason : s]

5/27/2010 11:02:18 AM

what's funny about this exactly? fuck you

5/27/2010 11:03:06 AM

I only smoke after sex.

but it's from the friction

5/27/2010 11:05:51 AM

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"what's funny about this exactly? fuck you"

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

5/27/2010 11:05:58 AM

they smoke in their offices? Where do you work, Phillip Morris?

5/27/2010 11:06:55 AM

RUBBLE RUBBLE!

5/27/2010 11:07:37 AM

the new no smoking law is the best thing since sliced bread

i can breathe in buildings again!!

5/27/2010 11:08:30 AM

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"it's catching up to them. quickly."

oh boy that sounds hilarious!

you sound like one of those idiots in high school who rejoiced when a kid got hurt while tripping or stoned or something. too big of a pussy to experiment with and enjoy substances, so you take joy when other people get harmed doing them because it validates your fear

5/27/2010 11:08:51 AM

yeah im such a fucking pussy, with my clean lungs and healthy liver and all

FML

5/27/2010 11:09:57 AM

yeah im such a fucking pussy, with my clean lungs and healthy liver and all

5/27/2010 11:10:45 AM

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"yeah im such a fucking pussy, with my clean lungs and healthy liver and all"

no you're not a pussy, you're an ugly and depressing nerd who was stupid and desperate enough to impregnate a beast

lol

5/27/2010 11:11:34 AM

Hey, look. You can smoke if you want. I'm sure you're aware of all the negative health risks.

But don't get upset when I get that "You idiot" look on my face when you're coughing like a mad-man.

5/27/2010 11:11:43 AM

i actually don't smoke cigarettes anymore, maybe once every few weeks i'll have one

i have a buddy that smokes on the regular and he coughs sometimes. i feel no need to call him an idiot or enjoy his discomfort or lack of health

5/27/2010 11:13:22 AM

yeah, he went to personal attacks, meaning he knows he is wrong

lol

just sit back, take a deep breath, DUDE STOP COUGHING

oh thats right, you cant, cause your lungs are fucked, and its your own fault

5/27/2010 11:13:35 AM

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"oh thats right, you cant, cause your lungs are fucked, and its your own fault"

don't smoke anymore, so i don't cough

you know what i don't do though? waste all of my money on my genetic trainwreck of a child

HALF BEAST
HALF DISGUSTING NERD

5/27/2010 11:14:42 AM

OMG I AGREE WITH MCDANGER

5/27/2010 11:14:59 AM

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"too big of a pussy to experiment with and enjoy substances"

Really? You went there? Of all places... acting like that is the only reason to not want to use those "substances."

Anyway, I don't disagree with you about not finding that funny -- though it's hard for me to feel bad to any smokers if they start complaining about things like that (not that this dude's co-workers were).

5/27/2010 11:16:37 AM

only problem is, i dont do that

dont you call people out for not knowing what they are talking about?

hi pot, im kettle

5/27/2010 11:16:38 AM

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"no you're not a pussy, you're an ugly and depressing nerd who was stupid and desperate enough to impregnate a beast lol"

ahahaha. win.

5/27/2010 11:16:45 AM

it isnt a win when its the same shit he said 4 years ago

the fact that i dont have to go buy shit with a surgeon's general warning on it is a win

5/27/2010 11:18:30 AM

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"Really? You went there? Of all places... acting like that is the only reason to not want to use those "substances.""

There are plenty of reasons not to use drugs. If you're taking joy in people ruining themselves on them, though, then maybe I am right.

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"it isnt a win when its the same shit he said 4 years ago the fact that i dont have to go buy shit with a surgeon's general warning on it is a win"

They're useful warnings when you impregnate a disgusting, fat whale
It lets her know what to avoid consuming on her binges

[Edited on May 27, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : .]

5/27/2010 11:18:52 AM

yeah i read a story about a guy who had it all, then he lost his house, family, and money cause of his drug addiction

i laughed.


have you seen my wife?
she isnt fat

dude get your story straight, or are you thinking about your next high too much?

5/27/2010 11:20:22 AM

it's almost as funny as the story of the pathetic internet loser who fucked anything he could get his hands on, and got a 300 pound woman pregnant

5/27/2010 11:21:14 AM

Where did you get that suit...the toilet store?

5/27/2010 11:22:04 AM

i dont know that story

apparently you know more about this than me

5/27/2010 11:23:12 AM

there's only one notable fact i have recorded in my head about "NCSUStinger" other than "ignore his shitty posts for the most part", and that's you fucking the fat beast

if i'm wrong feel free to correct me, but i seem to recall a whale birthing your litter

5/27/2010 11:23:32 AM

McDanger is mad ITT

5/27/2010 11:24:04 AM

yeah i'm mad dude

it's sick to take pleasure in somebody's declining health

"SERVES EM RIGHT" -- cunts from the south

5/27/2010 11:24:49 AM

yeah, im the dude who gets paid to blow shit up

and the guy who stole all those tickets back in the day

thats me

5/27/2010 11:25:10 AM

I mean, I don't delight in someone's misery. It's not a shadenfreude kind of thing.

But if I see a fat guy eat a big mac and then wheeze up the stairs, I do a facepalm.

5/27/2010 11:25:27 AM

don't remember either because that sounds boring as shit

5/27/2010 11:25:52 AM

where can find pics of said whale woman?

5/27/2010 11:25:54 AM

probably in his wallet but who knows

5/27/2010 11:26:48 AM

actually you know i bet billytalent got some

5/27/2010 11:27:09 AM

Most people cough more when they quit smoking. Maybe some of them quit and you're a douche!

5/27/2010 11:27:19 AM

My grandpa's doctor told him he would add 15 years onto his life if he stopped smoking a pack of Marlboro reds and drinking 2 pots of coffee every day... and stop eating your typical Southern food (mainly fried stuff).

He said if he was going to die, he was going to die happy - and that meant with his smokes, coffee, and fried chicken.

[Edited on May 27, 2010 at 11:28 AM. Reason : oops]

5/27/2010 11:27:28 AM

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"OMG I AGREE WITH MCDANGER"

uh...you agree with McDanger the vast majority of the time

5/27/2010 11:27:41 AM

yeah blowing shit up gets boring after awhile

and the whole ticket thing was just the way it worked till stopped the frats from stealing them, then the little bit i was doing suddenly became a hanging offense

5/27/2010 11:28:02 AM

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"He said if he was going to die, he was going to die happy - and that meant with his smokes, coffee, and fried chicken."

Spending quality years with the ones you love? No way.

Marlboros, Maxwell House, and a KFC bucket? HELL YES.

5/27/2010 11:28:59 AM

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"He said if he was going to die, he was going to die happy - and that meant with his smokes, coffee, and fried chicken."

Too few people respect this position

5/27/2010 11:28:59 AM

Yeah because it's selfish as hell, lol.

5/27/2010 11:29:25 AM

So what?

5/27/2010 11:29:39 AM

go smoke, and die happy sooner, i want your share of government healthcare as soon as possible

5/27/2010 11:29:48 AM

BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD RATHER BE HEALTHY AND LIVE LONG, THAN BE FREE AND HAPPY.

Sorry God, you and the rest of the "serves you right" crowd can go fuck yourselves.

Bless your grand-pa, Samwise16. He is a true American.

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"uh...you agree with McDanger the vast majority of the time"

No, this may be first time. I don't know what message board you've been reading....

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"Spending quality years with the ones you love? No way. Marlboros, Maxwell House, and a KFC bucket? HELL YES."

Listen, dude. Why don't you go somewhere and die? Seriously. Drop the fuck dead. Now. You are a worthless piece of shit.

[Edited on May 27, 2010 at 11:31 AM. Reason : ]

5/27/2010 11:29:49 AM

^x9 so what happened? Did he die? Did he live a long, healthy-ish life?

bottom line, people make their own decisions about how they live their lives. If they incur negative effects from their lifestyle, it's not on anyone except themselves. And as long as they aren't hurting anyone else in the process, more power to 'em...

[Edited on May 27, 2010 at 11:30 AM. Reason : .]

5/27/2010 11:29:58 AM