yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
That is all.
5/28/2010 11:28:05 AM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHAHHHAHAAAA
gg, sir! 5/28/2010 11:30:11 AM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
5/28/2010 11:30:15 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Its also not funny 5/28/2010 11:30:52 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^^ that's what I thought this was gonna be
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:31 AM. Reason : .] 5/28/2010 11:31:10 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
5/31/2010 11:15:23 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
http://twitter.com/BPGlobalPR
brings the lulz...
Quote : | "Here's the thing: we made $45 million A DAY in profits in 2009. This really isn't a big deal. #bpcares" |
Quote : | "Feeling down? Why not take a long drive and blow off some steam? #bpcares" |
Quote : | "KFC now offering the Top Kill sandwich! Bacon. Cheese. Mud. Sandwiched between two oily chicken slabs served on a plate of shame #bpcares" |
Quote : | "We are very sorry, but due to an increased amount of accidental immolations, all beach volleyball tournaments are now non-smoking. #bpcares" |
5/31/2010 11:17:57 AM |
rflong All American 11472 Posts user info edit post |
^ another good one:
Quote : | "I've gotta say, at night the gulf really doesn't look that bad." |
5/31/2010 11:21:57 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 5/31/2010 11:23:21 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I laughed on the outside. Cried on the inside 5/31/2010 11:26:26 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
THIS IS OBAMAS hurricane katrina 5/31/2010 12:57:08 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27750 Posts user info edit post |
it's ok, rush limbaugh tells me it's no big deal and that the earth will take care of itself! 5/31/2010 12:58:47 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, read reddit 5/31/2010 12:59:10 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
The spill is only affecting animals so really it's not that bad when you compare it to Katrina. 5/31/2010 1:01:08 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
i did this a couple years ago
[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 1:11 PM. Reason : .] 5/31/2010 1:07:40 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
ohhhhhhh
i get it
because of the oil
that's clever! 5/31/2010 1:09:54 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
I know buy gas exclusively from BP.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 5/31/2010 1:10:57 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know buy gas exclusively from BP.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message." |
]5/31/2010 1:14:48 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
i know that i now, is what i meant to say
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 5/31/2010 1:16:02 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm AstralAdvent and i never proofread my messages" |
5/31/2010 1:16:03 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
wat 5/31/2010 1:16:07 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
I'm half asleep so perhaps I am missing something but that twitter isn't actually BP is it? Just checking... NM, that didn't take long....sorry guys for bringing the retard to this thread. Carry on.
[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 2:28 PM. Reason : carry on now]
5/31/2010 2:27:01 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
... 5/31/2010 2:27:37 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
6/5/2010 8:47:06 PM |
Tarpon All American 1380 Posts user info edit post |
6/5/2010 9:15:58 PM |
Dirtay Veteran 497 Posts user info edit post |
looks like one of my employees... lol
6/5/2010 9:19:55 PM |
Tarpon All American 1380 Posts user info edit post |
6/5/2010 9:27:55 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
] 6/6/2010 10:56:53 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
Oh I get it. Because of the oil and all. Very clever! 6/6/2010 11:08:28 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
6/6/2010 11:41:18 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
50/10 6/6/2010 11:43:50 AM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
On NPR they had someone saying depending on currents oil could start hitting NC's Outer Banks by next month. 6/6/2010 12:26:42 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
6/6/2010 2:34:16 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
need more funny bp logos plz 6/6/2010 3:39:59 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
big poop 6/6/2010 4:16:22 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder what the next issue the hippies will flock to will be... 6/6/2010 4:23:04 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
pfisteria? 6/6/2010 4:30:05 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
big penis 6/6/2010 4:35:01 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
I DRINK IT ALL UP!" |
6/6/2010 5:10:12 PM |
Tarpon All American 1380 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wonder what the next issue the hippies will flock to will be..." |
This issue angers much more than hippies and rightfully so. I am far from a hippy and am deeply concerned about the oil spill. Many people are so far removed from the ocean that they forget how much they depend on it. If this oil ends up hitting the gulf stream and coming to NC we will have major problems. It could very well end all commercial and residential fishing in our state. Do you realize the economic reprocussions of that? We will be importing more expensive and cheaper grade seafood from god knows where. Already endangered marine mammal populations could plummet, reef systems could be permanently killed etc. etc. etc. This is not just an issue for tree hugging hippies, it is a problem that humanity as a whole should be concerned with. If we keep fucking with the ocean, we're going to eventually fuck ourselves out of existence.6/6/2010 6:41:51 PM |
lion4russell All American 1588 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "fuck ourselves out of existence" |
6/6/2010 7:08:19 PM |
nasty_b All American 1183 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "permanently killed " |
6/6/2010 7:11:14 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
Can someone explain to me how this is a "natural disaster"? 6/6/2010 7:14:13 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
incorporating the exxon logo into that skull one is a bit much 6/6/2010 7:43:02 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "t could very well end all commercial and residential fishing in our state" |
I hear you can profit more off oil than fish anyway. This is a blessing for poor fisherman. Praise Jesus6/6/2010 7:53:54 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If this oil ends up hitting the gulf stream and coming to NC we will have major problems. " |
Yeah, we will have an influx of activist hippies that will come to NC and bitch and moan everywhere. Then they will have music fests and their "smoke pot and do nothing" attitude will dilute our workforce with unemployed people. Police forces will be diverted from real emergencies to deal with assemblies of hippies (see the Hillsborough Riot). Additionally, the large influx of hippies will increase the strain on welfare and the increased ratio of whites being on welfare (let's assume most hippies are white) will result in an outcry and appeal to the NAACP by Al Sharpton, race riots, race wars, and an overall fucking of this glorious state.
The ramification of the hippie influx are far more extensive than my thought just now, its mind boggling to think what will happen to our poor state
[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 7:56 PM. Reason : m]6/6/2010 7:55:46 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Peter, you didn't really take the time to write out that elaborate troll, did you? 6/6/2010 7:56:51 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Writing it was more like a freestyle rap than an elaborate troll, I guess 6/6/2010 7:58:46 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
You gotta be careful about drinking the water around the base... 6/6/2010 7:59:32 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
6/6/2010 7:59:55 PM |