Hey khcadwal, what do you say you come over help me do the dishes, eh?

5/28/2010 10:28:28 PM

nude dish washing!


Next on ESPN!

5/28/2010 10:29:27 PM

NO WAI!! I didn't mean nude. MrsCake, I promise!

5/28/2010 10:31:59 PM

haha. i'll nude dishwash but only if MrsCake is also nude with her lovely baby bump.

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:35 PM. Reason : .]

5/28/2010 10:34:59 PM

Quote :

"haha. i'll nude dishwash but only if MrsCake is also nude"

YESSSS!

5/28/2010 10:36:04 PM

5/28/2010 10:36:21 PM

Wait wait, just so we're clear... am I allowed to participate. I mean I can towel dry or something.

5/28/2010 10:37:19 PM

Hey poopface, what do you say you come over and count my freckles?

5/28/2010 10:43:24 PM

Wait, what?

5/28/2010 10:43:43 PM

hey punchmonk why dont you let me come over and count dem freckles

5/28/2010 10:44:27 PM

Hey MrsCake, come over and rub my lats?

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason : ^hey gunzz, ok.]

5/28/2010 10:44:53 PM

Hey punchmonk, only if you oil my belly

5/28/2010 10:46:22 PM

Hey qntmfred, couples massage?





Hey qntmfred and punchmonk, triples massage?

5/28/2010 10:46:51 PM

o hai

5/28/2010 10:47:20 PM

I just came

5/28/2010 10:47:32 PM

29999, qfred.

5/28/2010 10:48:08 PM

qntmfred, MAKE ME YOUR 30,000!

5/28/2010 10:48:49 PM

I got dat 190% triples massage.

5/28/2010 10:49:25 PM

can i participate in the shenanigans?

5/28/2010 10:49:32 PM

WHAT, I DON'T GET IN ON THE COUPLES MASSAGE

FIRST YOU PROPOSITION ANOTHER GIRL TO DO YOUR DISHES, THEN YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF MASSAGES

I NEED A NEW INTERNET BOYFRIEND

5/28/2010 10:49:44 PM

Hey H8R, when are we going to get together for that ride in the dirt?

Oh and bottombaby, what do you say about baby sittin' for me?

I'd like to have you MrsCake and eat you too.

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : mmmm]

5/28/2010 10:49:59 PM

^^ YOU LEFT TOWN!


MrsCake never asked ME to rub oil on her belly.

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:51 PM. Reason : LAWL]

5/28/2010 10:50:09 PM

Ok, omgyouresexy is out of the triples massage, MrsCake is in

5/28/2010 10:51:34 PM

Quote :

"what do you say you come over and count my freckles?"

that is fucking adorable

5/28/2010 10:51:44 PM

Hey miska! Let's go to a hockey game and try to get a souvenir tooth.

5/28/2010 10:52:57 PM

SHIT! I thought this thread was about punchmonk.

5/28/2010 10:53:04 PM

^^^^Word, I'm closer to you than he is right now anyway

5/28/2010 10:53:57 PM

So that's a no. [backs out of thread]

5/28/2010 10:55:15 PM

Sorry man, your post got lost in the flurry of sexual tension.

5/28/2010 10:56:09 PM

>_>

5/28/2010 10:57:08 PM

Too late, I am done with you!

5/28/2010 10:57:13 PM

shmorri2 I definitely missed your edit...

5/28/2010 10:59:17 PM

Hey miska, what do you say you come over and sit absurdly close while I fold laundry and watch King of the Hill?

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:59 PM. Reason : ?]

5/28/2010 10:59:18 PM

Fine, my wife is having a triples massage with punchmonk and qntmfred.

I'm going to go back to macking on khcadwal. Hey boo.

5/28/2010 10:59:48 PM

Haha









She's over here too though, sorry

5/28/2010 11:01:12 PM

Make it 30 Rock and you just described my perfect afternoon, punchmonk

5/28/2010 11:02:14 PM

^^ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

5/28/2010 11:03:00 PM

hey ThePeter, why don't you come over and make some waffles with me?
(of course, in this context, "make some waffles" is synonymous with "have an epically long fuckfest")

hey Ihatespida, you want me to show you how babies *aren't* made?

5/28/2010 11:03:50 PM

Make sure that you videotape it.

5/28/2010 11:05:29 PM

hey ThePeter, you should come over to my house and elbow drop my coffee table. Then make said waffles.

5/28/2010 11:06:20 PM

get off my man, ho



( )

5/28/2010 11:09:23 PM

hey gunzz why don't you come over and show me how a good massage is given

5/28/2010 11:10:27 PM

hey evan wanna go to an evangelical pentecostal church with me?

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:13 PM. Reason : user, not u]

5/28/2010 11:12:54 PM

hey shmorri2 Optimum anyone, CAN A MAN GET A BACK MASSAGE??

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:17 PM. Reason : I will return the favor!]

5/28/2010 11:13:50 PM

^^ ahahaha

^

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:14 PM. Reason : mad]

5/28/2010 11:13:55 PM

Hey H8R wanna eat my cookies?

5/28/2010 11:14:19 PM

hey khcadwal, want to come over and...uhh... eat junk and watch the storm?



(yeah, i got nothin)

5/28/2010 11:14:28 PM

Hey EMCE, let's hate fuck.

5/28/2010 11:15:37 PM

Not to be a princess or anything, but not a single one of you have made an inappropriate request of me... AND I'M THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO FULFILL THE DAMN THING!! Just saying... no love for me.

</needy>

5/28/2010 11:26:25 PM

Hey omgyouresexy, let's hate fuck.

5/28/2010 11:28:42 PM