the cashier at the register was a black dude

him: "oh damn, they came out with a black wii?"
me: "yeah, like a week or two ago"
him: "what, does it have more storage or something?"
me: "no... it's just, uh... black."

at this point, he glared at me with a look that seemingly said "THAT'S RACIST" and refrained from speaking to me for the rest of the transaction.

5/28/2010 11:19:01 PM

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5/28/2010 11:19:42 PM

Well, that's what you get for picking on the black guy with your flashies benjies and yo flashy toys dawg.

5/28/2010 11:19:55 PM

should've said the controllers were several inches longer

5/28/2010 11:20:08 PM

bahahahahaha

had i had more time to think, i would have said something along those lines

5/28/2010 11:21:01 PM

5/28/2010 11:23:37 PM

Go buy another one

5/28/2010 11:31:18 PM

He was the racist one, insinuating that the black wii would be "larger in size."

5/28/2010 11:33:16 PM

^

5/28/2010 11:39:35 PM

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:43 PM. Reason : removed for unoriginality]

5/28/2010 11:43:36 PM

Should have told him it steals all the games from other consoles

5/29/2010 1:16:45 AM

If you use the controller to do a stanky leg, you get a 1UP.

5/29/2010 1:21:58 AM

Well, you were buying the black wii instead of the white. You obviously thought black was better..

5/29/2010 8:18:16 AM

You should have told him that it likes to eat fried chicken and watermelon.





[Edited on May 29, 2010 at 8:31 AM. Reason : sd]

5/29/2010 8:30:56 AM

You should have told him that the only game it plays is chicken shoot

5/29/2010 8:39:28 AM

awesome. now it can make sense if i call my dingie a wiimote.

"nah, girl wii's come in black now... so... yeah i know its still a dumb name."

5/29/2010 9:00:53 AM

once someone plays with a black wiimote they never go back

5/29/2010 9:03:55 AM

they aren't really longer. they are just bigger around for a more snug fit in the hand.

5/29/2010 9:06:06 AM

You should have told him that he didn't know about it, because the wii was a product of the corrupt, vicious, hypocritical nintendo system that had castrated the black wii.

5/29/2010 10:03:55 AM

castrated even

5/29/2010 10:08:07 AM

I, too, hate it when the cashiers comment on my items.

"Wow, a case of beer, 2 frozen pizzas, and 3 bottles of Nyquill. Must have a good night planned, huh?"

I want to say "FUCK YOU." But all I can manage is "Well.... Yeah."

5/29/2010 2:28:46 PM

"Lemme ax you something...do you drink all this by yourself?"

"Uhhhhhhh...no...I...have friends..."

5/29/2010 2:40:31 PM

you should take it back and complain that your black wii won't work

5/29/2010 3:06:18 PM

It comes complete with a huge penis and bad credit.

5/29/2010 3:08:10 PM